Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

…. I can give you more than just a tip next time.

So, you are saying you are willing to go in deeper next time?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Maybe just a warning that it dulls the sensation enough that no nutting will take place...?

Girl... I have so many questions....
This sounds like a homework assignment but.... It also sounds like a s&s Olympics sport....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Follow-up question! Is nut-free an instruction on how to fit them or some kind of contraception promise?

I read that as there is not enough material to wrap your nuts also. Only the pecker portion. No more.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Talked the wife into visiting an adult store while we were out of town, thought they were funny and decided to give 'em a shot.

I will say this, looking at the size, they definitely ain't wrapping all the way around, regardless which size.

Well maybe we should buy you the fruit by the foot brand....

 

[Bbl87]

Well maybe we should buy you the fruit by the foot brand....

I mean, fruit roll ups were a trend there for awhile if you perused some NSFW sites. Will report back if/when.

 

[Bry1313]

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[LupineOne]

Maybe just a warning that it dulls the sensation enough that no nutting will take place...?

Sold!

 

[Bry1313]

I’m more interested in how/why they got them certified Kosher.

Are there a group of very strict, kinky Jewish folk out there who are demanding edible pecker wraps?

Rabbis will bless anything

 

[MissLabelled]

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Go on door, live your best life!

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[UnquietDreams]

I’ve never actually posted fully bare boobs on Lit, but I’ve been known to flash some cleavage from time to time

Stunning! Thank you for sharing!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Thought the Shenanigang might appreciate today's purchase...

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I'm absolutely buying those!

 

[LupineOne]

Thought the Shenanigang might appreciate today's purchase...

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I'm absolutely buying those!

Gotta let us know how it goes!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t believe it’s a felony. Or at least it won’t get you flagged by the Patriot Act. But I also think it was because he was buying such pricey hookers. Buy cheaper hookers and you might not have the same issue. I’m not sure. I haven’t done my proper hooker research.

So, to recap these helpful tips…

- Don’t buy out of state pussy.
- Keep it less than $10k.

I can give you more than just a tip next time.

Noted:
-Pmann buys cheap hookers
-Likely has the clap

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[MindYaBitness]

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I don't know of what you speak

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[Bbl87]

I'm absolutely buying those!

They weren't cheap, so they better at least taste good!

 

[MindYaBitness]

They weren't cheap, so they better at least taste good!

eh, 12 bucks on Amazon, it's worth a try. Their other flavors look a bit questionable so I stuck with Strawberry

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, fruit roll ups were a trend there for awhile if you perused some NSFW sites. Will report back if/when.

Thank you! Because .... If I can buy a pussy patch.... I totally will ... jussayin....

 

[dawn_of_night]

eh, 12 bucks on Amazon, it's worth a try. Their other flavors look a bit questionable so I stuck with Strawberry

I fucking love it.
Let me know...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

my nips really only come out for private shows

Samesies

 

[BrendaBear]

eh, 12 bucks on Amazon, it's worth a try. Their other flavors look a bit questionable so I stuck with Strawberry

Why do I suddenly hear the Beatles singing in my head? “…strawberry bitties forever…”

 

[Azuldrgon]

Samesies

oh dear, didn't mean to get your hopes up. The post is still up. My cleavage is an attention whore, but while that pic is actually my nipple, my nips really only come out for private shows

I follow this rule also.....mostly.

 

[Bbl87]

my nips really only come out for private shows

Samesies

I mean replace nips with dick, and same.

eh, 12 bucks on Amazon, it's worth a try. Their other flavors look a bit questionable so I stuck with Strawberry

Was definitely more expensive for us, but that's tourist towns for you.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Thought the Shenanigang might appreciate today's purchase...

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eh, 12 bucks on Amazon, it's worth a try. Their other flavors look a bit questionable so I stuck with Strawberry

Sweet cream seemed a bit too on the nose, so I went with caramel

 

[UnquietDreams]

Psst

 

[Bbl87]

Sweet cream seemed a bit too on the nose, so I went with caramel

Nice. They had watermelon, strawberry, and one other one I can't remember in-store. I got the "I don't care response" so made an executive decision on the watermelon.