Wand3rlust
Chaos gremlin
- Joined
- Jul 20, 2016
- Posts
- 15,741
You do what with what now?
Sex & Shenanigans
- Thread starter crazychemgirl
- Start date
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
- Joined
- Jul 9, 2014
- Posts
- 13,235
Sadly, no. At Rancho del Tig, we deal in stallions only. Though the owner is pretty bi a fews days a month
dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
- Joined
- Dec 7, 2004
- Posts
- 30,417
So like open mic night, I'll be practicing my dad jokes for that!Sadly, no. At Rancho del Tig, we deal in stallions only. Though the owner is pretty bi a fews days a month
Bry1313
Cock Club 🐓
- Joined
- Apr 4, 2014
- Posts
- 23,272
I said what I said
__Nathan1968
Karma Suitor®
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2006
- Posts
- 8,726
Saw this nondescript truck parked near the house just now.
Two questions:
1) Just how much is being traded that a tandem trailer is needed?
2) Should I have been expecting a delivery?
Two questions:
1) Just how much is being traded that a tandem trailer is needed?
2) Should I have been expecting a delivery?
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
- Joined
- Jul 9, 2014
- Posts
- 13,235
Looks like a relo-truck. Someone's entire life is probably packed in thereSaw this nondescript truck parked near the house just now.
View attachment 2352831
Two questions:
1) Just how much is being traded that a tandem trailer is needed?
2) Should I have been expecting a delivery?
View attachment 2352833
Last edited:
Lord Pmann
Lord
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2012
- Posts
- 21,106
Saw this nondescript truck parked near the house just now.
View attachment 2352831
Two questions:
1) Just how much is being traded that a tandem trailer is needed?
2) Should I have been expecting a delivery?
View attachment 2352833
I know this… if you pay for V to be transported across state lines, it’s a felony. Elliot Spitzer taught me that.
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
- Joined
- Jul 9, 2014
- Posts
- 13,235
Mrtenant
Lord of Chaos
- Joined
- Sep 4, 2009
- Posts
- 28,959
Just go and ask them?Saw this nondescript truck parked near the house just now.
View attachment 2352831
Two questions:
1) Just how much is being traded that a tandem trailer is needed?
2) Should I have been expecting a delivery?
View attachment 2352833
BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
- Joined
- Sep 16, 2021
- Posts
- 46,721
__Nathan1968
Karma Suitor®
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2006
- Posts
- 8,726
I just bought two cases of wine so I’d have boxes to pack my liquor in.
Amanda330
This IS our circus
- Joined
- Mar 7, 2018
- Posts
- 8,359
Amanda330
This IS our circus
- Joined
- Mar 7, 2018
- Posts
- 8,359
No V trafficking across state lines. Got it.
But, like, if you keep it in state that's ok?
https://media0.giphy.com/media/9cctvu6NmNZnM1WrGm/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952d5gufgrjjmjj1d0tvyxigbrcrahkhygkdjwaw15z&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Whiskeyjack
The Nappening
- Joined
- Oct 5, 2005
- Posts
- 14,450
I've been at a friend's kid's birthday party all afternoon where I know my wife, the host, and no one else. I've survived the small talk, but my brain is screaming at me to shut it down and get out.
In better news, I saw a "For Sale" sign in the yard in front of my least favorite neighbor's house this morning. That warmed the cockles.
In better news, I saw a "For Sale" sign in the yard in front of my least favorite neighbor's house this morning. That warmed the cockles.
Lord Pmann
Lord
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2012
- Posts
- 21,106
I don’t believe it’s a felony. Or at least it won’t get you flagged by the Patriot Act. But I also think it was because he was buying such pricey hookers. Buy cheaper hookers and you might not have the same issue. I’m not sure. I haven’t done my proper hooker research.
So, to recap these helpful tips…
- Don’t buy out of state pussy.
- Keep it less than $10k.
I can give you more than just a tip next time.
Amanda330
This IS our circus
- Joined
- Mar 7, 2018
- Posts
- 8,359
Planning on shaking your titties/pecker out in public?
I'm so curious about how they wrap around a dick...
Are they stretchy? Why did you buy them? Do they taste good?
Bbl87
100% Straight
- Joined
- May 26, 2022
- Posts
- 9,037
Talked the wife into visiting an adult store while we were out of town, thought they were funny and decided to give 'em a shot.
I will say this, looking at the size, they definitely ain't wrapping all the way around, regardless which size.
UnquietDreams
Hail, Discord(ia)
- Joined
- Dec 20, 2023
- Posts
- 27,337
Lord Pmann
Lord
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2012
- Posts
- 21,106
I’m more interested in how/why they got them certified Kosher.
Are there a group of very strict, kinky Jewish folk out there who are demanding edible pecker wraps?
dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
- Joined
- Dec 7, 2004
- Posts
- 30,417
Does that say pecker wraps....
I'm learning so much today and also Sooo sooo confused...
dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
- Joined
- Dec 7, 2004
- Posts
- 30,417
Well fuck.
dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
- Joined
- Dec 7, 2004
- Posts
- 30,417
My guess is it's a fancy fruit roll-up
positiveflirt
Taken, not stirred
- Joined
- Sep 14, 2022
- Posts
- 3,754
Thought the Shenanigang might appreciate today's purchase...
Follow-up question! Is nut-free an instruction on how to fit them or some kind of contraception promise?
Amanda330
This IS our circus
- Joined
- Mar 7, 2018
- Posts
- 8,359
Maybe just a warning that it dulls the sensation enough that no nutting will take place...?Follow-up question! Is nut-free an instruction on how to fit them or some kind of contraception promise?
