Sex & Shenanigans


I didn’t say I buy cheap hookers. I’m just trying to keep the less savvy johns (and janes) from getting federally indicted. Although honestly… these $10k hookers sound outrageous. Like, what kind of Dyson style suction must they have on them to make any sexual act worth $10k.

And no clap here. Unless it’s the sound of my thighs hitting the back of Ashley Dupre’s ass! *hi five*


Nice. They had watermelon, strawberry, and one other one I can't remember in-store. I got the "I don't care response" so made an executive decision on the watermelon.

I’m listening…


Rabbis will bless anything

Not true. I tried to get my cock certified Kosher to impress a Jewish girl I was into. Well, that I wanted to be into. Anyway, it was a no go. πŸ™…
 
Heading out to a graduation party where I love the kid, but neither like nor respect his parents. The only one I am going to know there, other than the grad and my kid, is my ex...

@Whiskeyjack, I may have you beat for Small Talk Hell today.
You win. I found someone at my party who had done study abroad in Mannheim for a year the same time I was a summer exchange student in Heidelberg. We had much to discuss.
 
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