🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think in this instance @StillRain would forgive me ..

you might have a point. Still. Nominated for flagrant rule flaunting.

 

[ydahecnot]

Yeah, what’s up with this? I thought this was us?


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That flatters her boobs

 

[__Nathan1968]

I mean, though, I was pretty drunk on Sunday…:but no.. that was all karaoke no cum drinking

 

[InThe312]

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Anyway multiple nominations aren’t allowed. Nominated for poor rule following.

Nominated for using the retired PoJ's rule

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is a most ungenerous interpretation of that conversation.

 

[StillRain]

wait…whut?

I only post actual nominations. One can’t make this shit up.

 

[StillRain]

I think in this instance @StillRain would forgive me ..

forgiven and accepted.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I only post actual nominations. One can’t make this shit up.

This is a most ungenerous interpretation of that conversation.

 

[StillRain]

Oh my gosh. So many whiney words @SalaciousMonkey22 . When you’re PoJ you may also abbreviate nominations.


Also, bravo, some men are ashamed to taste their own cum but not you, you’re DRINKING it. Was it like a cocktail? With a a little umbrella in it? Or more like a cumwhiskey straight up?

You won’t find me shaming such behaviours. I tried to make cumsicles one comical and ill-fated afternoon of blow-jobs and hurried trips to the freezer and back in my younger years.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh my gosh. So many whiney words @SalaciousMonkey22 . When you’re PoJ you may also abbreviate nominations.


Also, bravo, some men are ashamed to taste their own cum but not you, you’re DRINKING it. Was it like a cocktail? With a a little umbrella in it? Or more like a cumwhiskey straight up?

You won’t find me shaming such behaviours. I tried to make cumsicles one comical and ill-fated afternoon of blow-jobs and hurried trips to the freezer and back in my younger years.

Blah blah blah blah cumsicles blah blow-jobs blah blah blah

 

[Apisto42]

…afternoon of blow-jobs …

Doing the lord’s work. Bravo.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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Anyway multiple nominations aren’t allowed. Nominated for poor rule following.

Nominated for reminding me Jamie Kennedy exists

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for reminding me Jamie Kennedy exists

This movie is legit funny and holds up surprisingly well. Not a classic but not bad neither.

 

[Apisto42]

This movie is legit funny and holds up surprisingly well. Not a classic but not bad neither.

I will admit to laughing some. Might have been because I was high AF at the time.

 

[hotwords229_A]

@SalaciousMonkey22 for drinking his own cum

I’m glad this got cleared up, because I didn’t want to have to go back 100 pages to find out what I missed!

Also, bravo, some men are ashamed to taste their own cum but not you, you’re DRINKING it. Was it like a cocktail? With a a little umbrella in it? Or more like a cumwhiskey straight up?

Do we differentiate between swallowing and drinking?
Drinking . . . just sounds . . . so . . . .
Swallowing, on the other hand, . . .

How long can it be out of the dick before it turns from swallowing to drinking?
#askingformyself

 

[lavendersilk]

I came back too soon...

 

[InThe312]

I came back too soon...

Nominated for coming back too soon.

 

[InThe312]

I’m glad this got cleared up, because I didn’t want to have to go back 100 pages to find out what I missed!

Do we differentiate between swallowing and drinking?
Drinking . . . just sounds . . . so . . . .
Swallowing, on the other hand, . . .

How long can it be out of the dick before it turns from swallowing to drinking?
#askingformyself

4 minutes.

 

[Apisto42]

4 minutes.

Is that a scientific statistic or just made up like most of them?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Do we differentiate between swallowing and drinking?
Drinking . . . just sounds . . . so . . . .
Swallowing, on the other hand, . . .

drinking sounds gross to me

How long can it be out of the dick before it turns from swallowing to drinking?
#askingformyself

As long as it takes to get cold.

 

[crazychemgirl]

drinking sounds gross to me


As long as it takes to get cold.

Yeah I imagine swallowing cement isn’t on many people’s to do list.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Doing the real work here… thank you.

Nominated for LIES.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I came back too soon...

Nominated for coming back too soon.

Nominating @lavendersilk for getting angry @InThe312 for agreeing with her previous statement.

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominated for LIES.

Nominating @lavendersilk for getting angry @InThe312 for agreeing with her previous statement.

Nominated for stirring the pot. Very "little brother" attitude.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominated for stirring the pot. Very "little brother" attitude.

Nominated for accusing me while doing the exact same thing. Very "big sister" attitude.