🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Apisto42]

Nominated for white knighting

Nominated for giving a shit who I nominate.

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for giving a shit who I nominate.

Nominated for thinking it was the who, not the why

 

[MindYaBitness]

Previously stalkworthy
Currently stalkunworthy

Nominated for not catching onto my stalking

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for not catching onto my stalking

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Also nice thread save.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Also nice thread save.

Why the bull? You know only stallions are on my ranch!

 

[crazychemgirl]

you make assumptions on real world models to smooth make calculations manageable. In an hypothetical you know what’s presented and nothing else. I reject lazy and poorly constructed questions that require assumptions.

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for this

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why the bull? You know only stallions are on my ranch!

subtlety ain’t your strong suit is it

 

[MindYaBitness]

subtlety ain’t your strong suit is it

This is news?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for this

Nominating for promoting lazy internet thinking.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating for promoting lazy internet thinking.

Nominating for thinking too hard so early in the morning

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominating for promoting lazy internet thinking.

Nominated for assuming anyone on the internet actually thinks

 

[crazychemgirl]

...dickcheese?

Nominating @vagrantx for this.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating @vagrantx for this.

I was gonna be so mad if you didn’t

 

[crazychemgirl]

It could be that it’s delicious.

Nominated for this absolutely psychopathic opinion

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only one. And only for solo sex.

Someone is on a roll today.

 

[InThe312]

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[lavendersilk]

Hey! I have regular sex, every Saturday morning. If I don’t sleep too late. And we don’t have fights much. But I’m okay with that,

Nominated for bragging about his sex life.

 

[lavendersilk]

Not to brag, but also, that's a lie... My hump day has had so much humping. And I plan on more before the night is over.

Nominated for lying. She did indeed brag.

Mine didn’t have a lot but it was of the highest quality.

Nominated for continuing to brag.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for lying. She did indeed brag.

Nominated for continuing to brag.

This you?

I probably won't have time to post tomorrow so I'll do it now...

I had my first threesome yesterday. Another thing I can check off my to-do list. ️

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for lying. She did indeed brag.

Nominated for continuing to brag.

Nominated for nominating/hating on people for WANKING on WOtW - I should get bonus points.

 

[Amanda330]

This you?

Seconded. 100pc

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for nominating/hating on people for WANKING on WOtW - I should get bonus points.

Yes you should.

 

[StillRain]

Oh my darling little wankers! Here we go again!

It feels like only four months ago that I was in this position pondering how bored I was what a bunch of charmed humans I was surrounded by, and by charmed I mean covered in the glory of their own bodily secretions.

So the nominees so far…surprise anyone? Doubtful.

Moi @StillRain for insinuating gifs less than perfect
@morelikeasong for perfecting perfect gifs
@Amanda330 for lack of self awareness, bragging
@Apisto42 for being unhinged, white knighting, reasoning
@Bry1313 for something I can’t remember because I’m busy thinking about the next nom
@SalaciousMonkey22 for drinking his own cum, gibberish, getting hard, bragging
@Lmizzler for nonsense
@InThe312 for caring about words
@crazychemgirl for lazy things
@__Nathan1968 for psychopathy
@lavendersilk hating braggers



Phew. You wanky little freaks. I can feel that carpal tunnel.

 

[morelikeasong]

@SalaciousMonkey22 for drinking his own cum

I feel like I missed something along the way…

 

[Apisto42]

Unhinged? I’m fully hinged you silly numpty.

My wrist is killing me though.