🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Yesok1]

Do you reckon this is because eating one normally makes him remember college days experimental hazing and shame?

Aww, @Wriggle is that what happened to you at postman pat school?

 

[Yesok1]

Nominating @__Nathan1968 for trying to out do my videos.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for trying to out do my videos.

Nominated for I have no idea what you’re on about.

 

[Wriggle]

Aww, @Wriggle is that what happened to you at postman pat school?

Nomination for 4 year old level humour

 

[InThe312]

Four scores and a few goals ago. Or baskets. Or posts. I dunno, whatever units you're using today, you started wanking with the goal of being the Wanker of the Week and taking possession of the limited edition trophy along with that sweet certificate you can hang on your wall.

Looks like we have a few new faces on the leader board and a bunch of the same ol' wankers we have every week.

Awards ceremony on Saturday.

(Nominee / Money Line / Over Under on total WotWs)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie, bandwagoning, limiting the candidate pool / -300 / 1
@Apisto42 for being a shit salad / +500 / 2
@Jafo for clearly not understanding the assignment / -150 / 1
@Azuldrgon for white knighting, kissing arse / E / 1
@Tigobitties98 for not giving @OrdinaryPerson more dress pics, rights violations, condoning, condoning JoJo / +500 / 2
@deefalttwunnyfor for emojis, having an impossible username, hot boy anal fail / -150 / 1
@Lmizzler for not being able to spell / +250 / 1
@hotwords229_A for hot boy anal fail, projection, hissy fitting, accusations / -150 / 1
@StillRain for nom nom noming again, shit salad, smart decisions / +600 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 for lazy wanking, hate, willy mayo, nomination excluding, bait and switch / +500 / 1
@crazychemgirl for confused, thinking, non spicy mayo, dirty mayo, susceptibility, denial, being private / +300 / 2
@SirConradPeckereye for comprehension, AV fail, no mo fo to, watermarkery / -100 / 1
@__Nathan1968 for rotten tomatoes, dicking tomatoes, not dicking @Bry1313 with a tomato, contradiction, holding out, short pants, dental favoritism, indulgent linking, try hard / -275 / 1
@Yesok1 for gossip (that's b-a-n-a-n-a-s), not knowing how wanking works, video water boarding, thinking @Wand3rlust would do anything positive, driving a banana, being worse, immaturity / -275 / 1
@OrdinaryPerson for no dick / +200 / 1
@Wand3rlust for losing the Revolutionary War / +250 / 1
@lavendersilk for inviting jealousy, libel, anti-libel, and libel again I think, not understanding mobile emojis, thirst, more libel? / -200 / 1
@Wriggle for eating (that's b-a-n-a-n-a-s) / +500 / 2

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That video is nothing. I give you, this:

I just replaced it with a corn on the cob in my head so I can go to sleep at night.

 

[StillRain]

But that's not fair. I didnt make you watch the video.

I bet @Wand3rlust would vouch for my nomination to be rescinded. She is adorable after all.

I nominate @Wriggle for eating bananas in this fashion (unpeeled).

She would tell you what a wanker you are for even thinking that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

When did Slander Monkey Month begin?

Nominated for baseless libelous lies and innuendo.

Nominated for not knowing it has always been slander monkey month.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @Mr_bogey for not being a smutty book narrator.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can I nominate the judge @InThe312 for the over / under wanking fuckery… it’s confusing as fuck for those that don’t know betting lingo and can’t be bothered to look it up or show any interest in finding out how it works whatsoever.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominating @Mr_bogey for now being a smutty book narrator.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My typo fucks me over again …

 

[InThe312]

Can I nominate the judge @InThe312 for the over / under wanking fuckery… it’s confusing as fuck for those that don’t know betting lingo and can’t be bothered to look it up or show any interest in finding out how it works whatsoever.

Yes, you can if you want to waste letters

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, you can if you want to waste letters

Sir… have you SEEN my post count … all I DO here is waste letters.

 

[InThe312]

Can I nominate the judge @InThe312 for the over / under wanking fuckery… it’s confusing as fuck for those that don’t know betting lingo and can’t be bothered to look it up or show any interest in finding out how it works whatsoever.

The short short version is that the more negative the money line, the bigger favorite they are to win.

Over under is my prediction as the odds maker, of how many WotW wins that person will have.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The short short version is that the more negative the money line, the bigger favorite they are to win.

Over under is my prediction as the odds maker, of how many WotW wins that person will have.

Nominated for still using too many words and just being insufferable.


(But thank you)

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for still using too many words and just being insufferable.


(But thank you)

 

[Bry1313]

Nominating @Mr_bogey for not being a smutty book narrator.

I preferred the original wording, nominated for making your nomination boring

 

[Azuldrgon]

Four scores and a few goals ago. Or baskets. Or posts. I dunno, whatever units you're using today, you started wanking with the goal of being the Wanker of the Week and taking possession of the limited edition trophy along with that sweet certificate you can hang on your wall.

Looks like we have a few new faces on the leader board and a bunch of the same ol' wankers we have every week.

Awards ceremony on Saturday.

(Nominee / Money Line / Over Under on total WotWs)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie, bandwagoning, limiting the candidate pool / -300 / 1
@Apisto42 for being a shit salad / +500 / 2
@Jafo for clearly not understanding the assignment / -150 / 1
@Azuldrgon for white knighting, kissing arse / E / 1
@Tigobitties98 for not giving @OrdinaryPerson more dress pics, rights violations, condoning, condoning JoJo / +500 / 2
@deefalttwunnyfor for emojis, having an impossible username, hot boy anal fail / -150 / 1
@Lmizzler for not being able to spell / +250 / 1
@hotwords229_A for hot boy anal fail, projection, hissy fitting, accusations / -150 / 1
@StillRain for nom nom noming again, shit salad, smart decisions / +600 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 for lazy wanking, hate, willy mayo, nomination excluding, bait and switch / +500 / 1
@crazychemgirl for confused, thinking, non spicy mayo, dirty mayo, susceptibility, denial, being private / +300 / 2
@SirConradPeckereye for comprehension, AV fail, no mo fo to, watermarkery / -100 / 1
@__Nathan1968 for rotten tomatoes, dicking tomatoes, not dicking @Bry1313 with a tomato, contradiction, holding out, short pants, dental favoritism, indulgent linking, try hard / -275 / 1
@Yesok1 for gossip (that's b-a-n-a-n-a-s), not knowing how wanking works, video water boarding, thinking @Wand3rlust would do anything positive, driving a banana, being worse, immaturity / -275 / 1
@OrdinaryPerson for no dick / +200 / 1
@Wand3rlust for losing the Revolutionary War / +250 / 1
@lavendersilk for inviting jealousy, libel, anti-libel, and libel again I think, not understanding mobile emojis, thirst, more libel? / -200 / 1
@Wriggle for eating (that's b-a-n-a-n-a-s) / +500 / 2

I think it's funny that I'm even.

 

[hotwords229_A]

@hotwords229_A for hot boy anal fail, projection, hissy fitting, accusations / -150 / 1

What happens if I score a -150 consistently every week?

 

[Apisto42]

What happens if I score a -150 consistently every week?

They’ll keep bugging you for hot boy anal I’m sure.

 

[StillRain]

They’ll keep bugging you for hot boy anal I’m sure.

My favourite little fickle fucker gets it.

 

[InThe312]

What happens if I score a -150 consistently every week?

Mostly means your wanking is inadequate and you probably won't win.

 

[ydahecnot]

They’ll keep bugging you for hot boy anal I’m sure.

Hot boy anal is the white whale for Lit women

 

[hotwords229_A]

They’ll keep bugging you for hot boy anal I’m sure.

My favourite little fickle fucker gets it.

Mostly means your wanking is inadequate and you probably won't win.

The first two answers make it seem like I’ve already won.