Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Thank you all for your research and science, I’ll cherish these conversations while I get whisked away in a straitjacket
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Work from home has advantages, no one hears my weirdest thoughts

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[Bry1313]

Does anyone see anything here ?

This is what it shows on my phone

 

[lavendersilk]

This is what it shows on my phone


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[Bry1313]

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[Bry1313]

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[AuntieDisco]

She works psych? She would probably think it hilarious. I was married to an RN for 29 years. Medical professionals, especially in the more intense practices, have as sick and dark a sense of humor as cops and firefighters. It is a coping mechanism.

Go for the Donner party joke!

I know! I work with an office full of RNs and LPNs, never a dull moment.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Omg the greater sage grouse makes a cameo in what is possibly the funniest game show moment in history.

Brennan Lee Mulligan trying to Name That Bird has me gasping for air The man's a chaotic genius!

it’s nice to see how @Bry1313 must feel most days here captured live on film.

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is what it shows on my phone


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Well that sucks... Doesn't even make sure a good joke ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Okay.... @BrendaD look again

 

[StillRain]

I do something similar, but I grow a special variety of cucumber.

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The warty cucumber.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Okay.... @BrendaD look again

@lavendersilk
So, was it there the first time or no??
My partner pointed it out and I couldn't unsee it...

 

[lavendersilk]

@lavendersilk
So, was it there the first time or no??
My partner pointed it out and I couldn't unsee it...

Lol, it was there the first time.

 

[Bry1313]

it’s nice to see how @Bry1313 must feel most days here captured live on film.

My heart rate stays below 100 when I’m logged on here (most of the time)

 

[lavendersilk]

My heart rate stays below 100 when I’m logged on here (most of the time)

Need me to change that?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My heart rate stays below 100 when I’m logged on here (most of the time)

I mostly meant the game being rigged against you in an effort to raise it.

 

[Bry1313]

Need me to change that?

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[Bry1313]

I mostly meant the game being rigged against you in an effort to raise it.

I’ve accepted that aspect a long time ago, it just seems normal state. ChatGPT did a nice job of capturing my thoughts on the matter.

 

[AdventureSeeker424]

My heart rate stays below 100 when I’m logged on here (most of the time)

Well, either your heart's as chill as a cucumber or this place is just not bringing the heat! Maybe it's time to spice things up a bit and inject some adrenaline into those veins. Why don't I help you turn up the intensity seeing if we can get that heart racing like it's in a marathon. Let's break that 100 bpm barrier!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You say that as if it’s a bad thing?
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Netflix and drill….
This pussy

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Why do I take naps? Because my work day started at 7am today. And I'm just getting home from my last meeting, now at 10:41pm. And tomorrow I get to do it all over again.

Hopefully I won't wake up to anything traumatizing after tomorrow's nap.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Damn the man! Love you Nebs!

I Love You Too!!!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did I miss @PlanetaryNebula in here?!?!?

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You may have but…. I’ll be working my way back to you mizz…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Pork. People taste like port. Or Solient Green.

What is solient green? And how do you guys KNOW?!? I feel like when I smell someone cooking lamb i automatically think of human flesh. It must be in my head. But someone agreed with me once and that was all the support I needed

 

[Apisto42]

What is solient green? And how do you guys KNOW?!? I feel like when I smell someone cooking lamb i automatically think of human flesh. It must be in my head. But someone agreed with me once and that was all the support I needed

From asking cannibals. Not me personally. Saw it in a documentary. Long pork is what it translates as.