Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

‘Oh Doctor what juicy thighs you have’

I have this friend who thinks thigh would taste very good smoked over hickory with a salt, pepper, garlic rub

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'd like him show me that ass!

Twerkin' while tweaking. Those eyes scream 'some guy left his meth behind'

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have this friend

riiiight, I gotcha
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[__Nathan1968]

I have this friend who thinks thigh would taste very good smoked over hickory with a salt, pepper, garlic rub

Shoulder. Thigh would be too tough even after a low-slow cook.

 

[positiveflirt]

‘Oh Doctor what juicy thighs you have’

'Oh Doctor, w.. wait, why am I being escorted from your office??'

 

[Bry1313]

Shoulder. Thigh would be too tough even after a low-slow cook.

I think 12-18 hours, cooked between 250 and 275 until you get to 203 degrees, you’d break down the tough tissue, like a brisket.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I'd like him show me that ass!

If I was a Sage Grouse, the ladies would be all about the man-boobs.

 

[UnquietDreams]

But I also said I won’t since she works in a mental health office and last thing I need is her reporting me to a psych nurse or the visiting psychiatrist at her facility

She works psych? She would probably think it hilarious. I was married to an RN for 29 years. Medical professionals, especially in the more intense practices, have as sick and dark a sense of humor as cops and firefighters. It is a coping mechanism.

Go for the Donner party joke!

 

[Bry1313]

riiiight, I gotcha
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[dawn_of_night]

If I was a Sage Grouse, the ladies would be all about the man-boobs.

You don't have to be ....

Man-boobs are sexy all the time...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Twerkin' while tweaking. Those eyes scream 'some guy left his meth behind'

I feel like guys, especially here, would have much better luck if their intentions were clearer.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I think 12-18 hours, cooked between 250 and 275 until you get to 203 degrees, you’d break down the tough tissue, like a brisket.

There just isn’t enough marbling to give it flavor and juiciness. Grind up the thigh, cut it 80/20 with fat and make some good burgers.

 

[Bry1313]

Puts on @crazychemgirl hat and wonders, you have to move to another continent, where do you want to move and why?

 

[vagrantx]

If I was a Sage Grouse, the ladies would be all about the man-boobs.

Omg the greater sage grouse makes a cameo in what is possibly the funniest game show moment in history.

Brennan Lee Mulligan trying to Name That Bird has me gasping for air The man's a chaotic genius!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I feel like guys, especially here, would have much better luck if their intentions were clearer.

On any other person, I feel like this is a guaranteed way to get maced and arrested

 

[Bry1313]

There just isn’t enough marbling to give it flavor and juiciness. Grind up the thigh, cut it 80/20 with fat and make some good burgers.

Have you seen people? Not enough marbling? (Looks at self)

 

[dawn_of_night]

I feel like guys, especially here, would have much better luck if their intentions were clearer.

I feel like it'd be easier if we all had those little bathroom jobs that say, occupied and empty.... And word bubbles like comic strips to get thru life.... At least the dating and sex life...

 

[lavendersilk]

I think 12-18 hours, cooked between 250 and 275 until you get to 203 degrees, you’d break down the tough tissue, like a brisket.

There just isn’t enough marbling to give it flavor and juiciness. Grind up the thigh, cut it 80/20 with fat and make some good burgers.

Wh-what animal are we talking about again??!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have you seen people? Not enough marbling? (Looks at self)

I knew it! I was trying to figure out what y'all were cookin'

 

[Bry1313]

Wh-what animal are we talking about again??!

Ummmmm…….(dammit, think, think!)

 

[lavendersilk]

Have you seen people? Not enough marbling? (Looks at self)

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[Bry1313]

Omg the greater sage grouse makes a cameo in what is possibly the funniest game show moment in history.

Brennan Lee Mulligan trying to Name That Bird has me gasping for air The man's a chaotic genius!

I always thought this was the greatest game show moment

 

[__Nathan1968]

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[AuntieDisco]

I have this friend who thinks thigh would taste very good smoked over hickory with a salt, pepper, garlic rub

Shoulder. Thigh would be too tough even after a low-slow cook.

'Oh Doctor, w.. wait, why am I being escorted from your office??'

I think 12-18 hours, cooked between 250 and 275 until you get to 203 degrees, you’d break down the tough tissue, like a brisket.

Thank you all for your research and science, I’ll cherish these conversations while I get whisked away in a straitjacket
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[dawn_of_night]

Does anyone see anything here ?