Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

What kind of eyes are you making at them? Moon eyes? Wall eye?

Serial killer eyes probably

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ve done that … I think people find it off-putting because I have never once been hit on at a bar.

Let me take you out for a drink. We can practice. I’ll probably hit on you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We can watch Hannibal together. Oh that Mads is dreamy.

I’ll be on you before the opening credits are over

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Serial killer eyes probably

See I would be ALL OVER YOU .

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let me take you out for a drink. We can practice. I’ll probably hit on you

I’m 100% ok with this scenario.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ugh. I have to go back to working now. I’ve missed you guys. I’ll reply to all your shit at like midnight. I don’t care how many pages have gone by

 

[crazychemgirl]

See I would be ALL OVER YOU .

*swoon

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll be on you before the opening credits are over

You say that as if it’s a bad thing?
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[LupineOne]

Oh??? And you know this how my little wolfie????

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ugh. I have to go back to working now. I’ve missed you guys. I’ll reply to all your shit at like midnight. I don’t care how many pages have gone by

Damn the man! Love you Nebs!

 

[Bry1313]

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[crazychemgirl]

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[Bry1313]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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This is why people don’t buy you drinks.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Noooooope.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[crazychemgirl]

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[Bry1313]

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[Bry1313]

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[__Nathan1968]

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And here I thought tentacle porn was only for the girls.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Lmizzler]

Did I miss @PlanetaryNebula in here?!?!?

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[crazychemgirl]

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[Bry1313]

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[AuntieDisco]

Thank you all for your wonderful advice! I must go and woo this girl now.