Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Noooooope.

I’m not even sure what I’m looking at TBH

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fingers? Legs? Tentacles?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh come on, Auntie.

Just be a grown-up. Put on your big-girl pants and pass them a note!

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That was my first thought! But then, I work around elementary kids.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m just pulling your leg, all good.

And I yours. Don't worry, if I was offended I probably would have posted an angry looking gif or something.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah I don’t want to scare her away but thanks for your input.

Wait, you don't want to scare her, but you were contemplating discussing cannibalism?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah I think our first messages were all about our dogs .
And i would never eat you. Lick you and suck on you like a pacifier but no eating. Seems like a waste. And I feel like people would taste like lamb and I don’t like lamb cuz I imagine it tastes like people

Pork. People taste like port. Or Solient Green.

 

[UnquietDreams]

They belong to this goddess



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Brother, that's a cheeseburger.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m also terrible at making the first move … I will flirt and flirt and flirt … and tease .. and insinuate.., and do EVERYTHING… except make the first move.

If you want me, you have to take me.

You and me, love. Peas in a fucking pod there.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You and me, love. Peas in a fucking pod there.

It’s incredibly frustrating

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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What fresh hell did I wake up to?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s incredibly frustrating

Yes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What fresh hell did I wake up to?

Oh, the same fresh one you wake up to most times.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this hell?
Or heaven?
Or purgatory?
Or limbo?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is this hell?
Or heaven?
Or purgatory?
Or limbo?

Heaven, Hell, or Houston.

 

[lavendersilk]

What fresh hell did I wake up to?

There he is. I almost tagged you. We are in this together.

 

[UnquietDreams]

There he is. I almost tagged you. We are in this together.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is this hell?
Or heaven?
Or purgatory?
Or limbo?

That's just weird... ZZ Top said the choices are Heaven, Hell or Houston. I'm so confused now.

 

[BrendaBear]

Heaven, Hell, or Houston.

That's what I thought of too!!! You just replied sooner... there I go again, a day late and a dollar short.

 

[Bry1313]

That's just weird... ZZ Top said the choices are Heaven, Hell or Houston. I'm so confused now.

So that was in declining order of good?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What fresh hell did I wake up to?

This is what you get for putting that energy out there man. The threefold rule is real.

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m also terrible at making the first move … I will flirt and flirt and flirt … and tease .. and insinuate.., and do EVERYTHING… except make the first move.

If you want me, you have to take me.

This is me, too.

Probably one of the reasons I never get laid
I got so used to being pursued and accepting/rejecting on my terms and now I’m incapable of making the first move lol

 

[__Nathan1968]

For those going camping this weekend:

 

[BrendaBear]

For those going camping this weekend:

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So… don’t leave your victims out on the trail? Dispose of them in the trunk of their car properly. Got it!

 

[__Nathan1968]

So… don’t leave your victims out on the trail? Dispose of them in the trunk of their car properly. Got it!

I think you’re supposed to eat them.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

So… don’t leave your victims out on the trail? Dispose of them in the trunk of their car properly. Got it!

Easier than digging a hole.