🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SirConradPeckereye]

WTF!!

The previous (and best) PoJ would solicit nominations by just saying “Get your fucking nominations in”, we didn’t need a fucking history lesson!

Nominated for liking the sound of his own voice

Second this, fucking wanker!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I nominate @GhostOfFAS for not coming back as @stillFAS , that’s a way better name yeah?

And a second nomination for him as he didn’t come back by posting nudes as a way of grovelling for fucking off in the first place

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Awe... Now you're just trying to suck up to me.

Nominated.

Nominated for being hypocritical when she sucked up to @SalaciousMonkey22 earlier.

 

[InThe312]

It actually did

Nominated for a whiney crying wolf.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson for this nonsense.

Second this nomination as well!

 

[AmberLGreen]

@Wand3rlust and any other wankers that think they can handle the Panel of Judge job. Please submit your resume, a cover letter with why you think you are the right wanker for the job, three references and $20 via PM by 24, May for consideration. We expect this to be a highly competitive hiring process.

I nominate @SalaciousMonkey22 as next PoJ. Current PoJ is fucking it up so much, a monkey could do it better

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @SalaciousMonkey22 as next PoJ. Current PoJ is fucking it up so much, a monkey could do it better

I second this nomination

 

[InThe312]

WTF!!

The previous (and best) PoJ would solicit nominations by just saying “Get your fucking nominations in”, we didn’t need a fucking history lesson!

Nominated for liking the sound of his own voice

If you stop by more than once a fucking month you'd see that we are adding more exclusive wanker content and special prizes.

Nominated for giving any credence to Wand3rlust and not knowing what you need.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I apologize I was not trying to shit talk you. You are luminous and gorgeous.

You are licking her ass that much, you may as well climb in and see if you can find the diamond or the clown

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I nominate @SalaciousMonkey22 as next PoJ. Current PoJ is fucking it up so much, a monkey could do it better

This feels…optimistic.

 

[InThe312]

Second this, fucking wanker!

Nominated for being too fucking lazy and unoriginal to come up with your own ideas.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are licking her ass that much, you may as well climb in and see if you can find the diamond or the clown

There’s a clown in there!

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for being hypocritical when she sucked up to @SalaciousMonkey22 earlier.

I wasn't sucking up. Just expressing my love.

Nominated for not being able to tell the difference.

 

[AmberLGreen]

If you stop by more than once a fucking month you'd see that we are adding more exclusive wanker content and special prizes.

Nominated for giving any credence to Wand3rlust and not knowing what you need.

I don’t have time to visit threads about history. I am too busy wanking and my wanks require dedicated time because each and every one is perfect.

Why don’t you be a proper man of Lit and tell me what I need

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominated for being too fucking lazy and unoriginal to come up with your own ideas.

Sec...

Wait a minute...

Nominated for hatred toward someone who seconds a nomination against them.

 

[AmberLGreen]

There’s a clown in there!

Apparently so.

Post in thread ' Wanker of the Week Awards '
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/🏆-wanker-of-the-week-awards-🏆.1603155/post-98816687

I haven’t personally seen it but I think I did hear his horn

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I wasn't sucking up. Just expressing my love.

Nominated for not being able to tell the difference.

Sucking up is sucking up....

Nominated for thinking there is a difference.

 

[InThe312]

Sec...

Wait a minute...

Nominated for hatred toward someone who seconds a nomination against them.

Nominated again for not reading the entire thread and not knowing that the PoJ can't be nominated but is in fact, required to be the biggest wanker during their reign.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominated again for not reading the entire thread and not knowing that the PoJ can't be nominated but is in fact, required to be the biggest wanker during their reign.

Nominated for making bs nominations, because they would then have to nominate a lot more people than just me.

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for making bs nominations, because they would then have to nominate a lot more people than just me.

Well nominate them, with your own words.

Just not too many words or @SalaciousMonkey22 will get confused.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well nominate them, with your own words.

Just not too many words or @SalaciousMonkey22 will get confused.

It’s true.

 

[Amanda330]

Sucking up is sucking up....

Nominated for thinking there is a difference.

Hmmm. Are you single? If so, this is probably an example of why.

Also, nominated for not understanding the difference between a pure expression of love and sucking up in order to gain favor.

Now shush.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmmm. Are you single? If so, this is probably an example of why.

Also, nominated for not understanding the difference between a pure expression of love and sucking up in order to gain favor.

Now shush.

Nominated for thinking @SirConradPeckereye has an off button.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for thinking @SirConradPeckereye has an off button.

Reasonable.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating @Amanda330 for trying to tell me what to do!

Also nominating @crazychemgirl for implying I don't have an off button...