🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

Lit Wanker of the Week Anals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go butt up.’


The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely impartial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning, hugely overworked panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain
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@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
@SalaciousMonkey22
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@InThe312
@Wriggle
@Amanda330
@Taegul
@Mrtenant
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@UnquietDreams
(Special Edition Darth Dick)



 
This week is hotly contested. Two more days to get your wankers in for consideration. The completely impartial, partial Chief Wanker of Wanker Media Group, Panel of Judge has worked tirelessly with all the biggest sportsbooks to give you this week's nominees.

(Wanker / Money line / Over-under on number of WotW wins)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +1000 / 1
@AmberLGreen for being mean, being anti-employed, sleeping, cheap content, selfish / -500 / 1
@UnquietDreams for having a job, superiority / +2000 / 1
@lavendersilk for not prioritizing Lit, dittos / -300 / 1
@Azuldrgon for invalid nominating / +200 / 1
@Esslemont for being the worst / -150 / 1
@Wand3rlust for trying to ruin prestige / E / 1
@Yesok1 for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 2
@AmandaKellyUK for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 15
@LustyScribe for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 2
@Dreamliner for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 1
@Briefsencounter for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 for wanking / +225 / 1
@deefalttwunnyfor for drunken confusion / -150 / 1
@JaySecrets for putting his name in everyone's mouth / -450 / 1
@Indie for not knowing, being a MASSIVE wanker / -250 / 2
@StillRain for being lying liar that lies, which is a lie / +800 / 1
@InThe312 for being lying liar that lies, which is a lie / +25000 / 2

There is no time like today to throw all your wanker friends to the bear.
 
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What do these points mean? 🤔
The first number is the money line odds, like sports betting. It's how much you would need to wager to win $100. Negative numbers are favorites to win, positive numbers are the underdogs.

The second number is the over/under on how many total Wankers of the Week the nominee is likely to win.

You can place your wagers by sending the Panel of Judge money. He will appropriately bet it for you at an approved casino. (his pocket)
 
The first number is the money line odds, like sports betting. It's how much you would need to wager to win $100. Negative numbers are favorites to win, positive numbers are the underdogs.

The second number is the over/under on how many total Wankers of the Week the nominee is likely to win.

You can place your wagers by sending the Panel of Judge money. He will appropriately bet it for you at an approved casino. (his pocket)
Do accept bitcoin?
 
@Wand3rlust and any other wankers that think they can handle the Panel of Judge job. Please submit your resume, a cover letter with why you think you are the right wanker for the job, three references and $20 via PM by 24, May for consideration. We expect this to be a highly competitive hiring process.
 
Lit Wanker of the Week Anals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go butt up.’


The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely impartial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning, hugely overworked panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain
~
@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
@SalaciousMonkey22
~
@InThe312
@Wriggle
@Amanda330
@Taegul
@Mrtenant
~
@UnquietDreams
(Special Edition Darth Dick)



I should no longer be nominated here because I did the thing I got nominated for not doing.
 
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