🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Contrary. Always.

Pickle is new one. I kinda liked tot.

I like to try new things.

 

[StillRain]

Lit Wanker of the Week Anals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go butt up.’


The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely impartial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning, hugely overworked panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain
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@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
@SalaciousMonkey22
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@InThe312
@Wriggle
@Amanda330
@Taegul
@Mrtenant
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@UnquietDreams
(Special Edition Darth Dick)



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[InThe312]

This week is hotly contested. Two more days to get your wankers in for consideration. The completely impartial, partial Chief Wanker of Wanker Media Group, Panel of Judge has worked tirelessly with all the biggest sportsbooks to give you this week's nominees.

(Wanker / Money line / Over-under on number of WotW wins)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +1000 / 1
@AmberLGreen for being mean, being anti-employed, sleeping, cheap content, selfish / -500 / 1
@UnquietDreams for having a job, superiority / +2000 / 1
@lavendersilk for not prioritizing Lit, dittos / -300 / 1
@Azuldrgon for invalid nominating / +200 / 1
@Esslemont for being the worst / -150 / 1
@Wand3rlust for trying to ruin prestige / E / 1
@Yesok1 for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 2
@AmandaKellyUK for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 15
@LustyScribe for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 2
@Dreamliner for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 1
@Briefsencounter for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 for wanking / +225 / 1
@deefalttwunnyfor for drunken confusion / -150 / 1
@JaySecrets for putting his name in everyone's mouth / -450 / 1
@Indie for not knowing, being a MASSIVE wanker / -250 / 2
@StillRain for being lying liar that lies, which is a lie / +800 / 1
@InThe312 for being lying liar that lies, which is a lie / +25000 / 2

There is no time like today to throw all your wanker friends to the bear.

 

[lavendersilk]

What do these points mean?

 

[Mrtenant]

I was pretty sure I dropped the mic with my last win. Wtf?

 

[StillRain]

I was pretty sure I dropped the mic with my last win. Wtf?

he’s probably already turned it into the next trophy knowing his handy craftsman skills.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What do these points mean?

It means it s a cheap gimmick to drum up interest and the current poj is almost defo worse than the worst one so far.

 

[InThe312]

What do these points mean?

The first number is the money line odds, like sports betting. It's how much you would need to wager to win $100. Negative numbers are favorites to win, positive numbers are the underdogs.

The second number is the over/under on how many total Wankers of the Week the nominee is likely to win.

You can place your wagers by sending the Panel of Judge money. He will appropriately bet it for you at an approved casino. (his pocket)

 

[Mrtenant]

he’s probably already turned it into the next trophy knowing his handy craftsman skills.

You said 'handy'

 

[StillRain]

What do these points mean?

I think they are betting points but I prefer to think of them as the cum calculations.

 

[StillRain]

You said 'handy'

Yeah I did.

 

[lavendersilk]

The first number is the money line odds, like sports betting. It's how much you would need to wager to win $100. Negative numbers are favorites to win, positive numbers are the underdogs.

The second number is the over/under on how many total Wankers of the Week the nominee is likely to win.

You can place your wagers by sending the Panel of Judge money. He will appropriately bet it for you at an approved casino. (his pocket)

Do accept bitcoin?

 

[InThe312]

It means it s a cheap gimmick to drum up interest and the current poj is almost defo worse than the worst one so far.

Are you ever not this whiney?

 

[InThe312]

Do accept bitcoin?

Absolutely. I can post my wallet ID if you'd like to make a transfer.

 

[StillRain]

It means it s a cheap gimmick to drum up interest and the current poj is almost defo worse than the worst one so far.

I see you want your job back.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I see you want your job back.

I mean if it rescues this thread from the current shit show.

 

[InThe312]

I mean if it rescues this thread from the current shit show.

That's the whole point of the thread.

 

[StillRain]

I mean if it rescues this thread from the current shit show.

Be careful what you wish for!!

 

[StillRain]

I nominate @GhostOfFAS for not coming back as @stillFAS , that’s a way better name yeah?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean if it rescues this thread from the current shit show.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/fSGqUm3IcVBESFM0hK/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91xg7w8jvsgfabummcp8i9r927woae3fobbk1oqxht&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[InThe312]

@Wand3rlust and any other wankers that think they can handle the Panel of Judge job. Please submit your resume, a cover letter with why you think you are the right wanker for the job, three references and $20 via PM by 24, May for consideration. We expect this to be a highly competitive hiring process.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I nominate @GhostOfFAS for not coming back as @stillFAS , that’s a way better name yeah?

Is it? It probably is. I’m not good at this. Everyone knows this.

 

[Mrtenant]

https://gifdb.com/images/high/idiocracy-352-x-196-gif-ei80r2ujqgu9q9vb.webp

Get out the vote!

 

[StillRain]

I’m starting to see how @InThe312 got all his coin bags.

 

[Wriggle]

Lit Wanker of the Week Anals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go butt up.’


The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely impartial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning, hugely overworked panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain
~
@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
@SalaciousMonkey22
~
@InThe312
@Wriggle
@Amanda330
@Taegul
@Mrtenant
~
@UnquietDreams
(Special Edition Darth Dick)



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I should no longer be nominated here because I did the thing I got nominated for not doing.