🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow. You're thick. There are no shared awards here at Wanker of the Week. That doesn't mean that people can't be nominated for the same activity, or even a shared activity.

So much hostility for a simple rules clarification request. This whole process feels entirely made up!

 

[InThe312]

So much hostility for a simple rules clarification request. This whole process feels entirely made up!

Well it is. If you had read the entire 105 pages prior, you would know it is completely at the whim of the panel of judge.

Like Outback Steakhouse. No Rules. Just Right

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well it is. If you had read the entire 105 pages prior, you would know it is completely at the whim of the panel of judge.

Ugggh words again!

 

[InThe312]

Ugggh words again!

Pro tip: being a wanker in a thread of wankers probably isn't going to score you another win. This is a safe space for wankerisms, but to win, you really need to go wank the general public.

 

[Apisto42]

Pro tip: being a wanker in a thread of wankers probably isn't going to score you another win. This is a safe space for wankerisms, but to win, you really need to go wank the general public.

What if I just generally wank in public?

 

[InThe312]

What if I just generally wank in public?

Definitely helps your odds for a re-win.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

If I get myself banned again can I get nominated?

 

[StillRain]

This her?

I see words aren’t your only issue.

 

[StillRain]

What if I just generally wank in public?

My little pony! He’s back!

 

[InThe312]

If I get myself banned again can I get nominated?

Definitely a maybe. Self destructive, bannable behavior probably won't pass muster, but if you go out like a true wanker you might be giving your victory speech as EvenMo_Bandy.

 

[Azuldrgon]

This is allowed because the individuals were named. I would disallow "everyone who posted today", for example.

Thank you for the clarification.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Well it is. If you had read the entire 105 pages prior, you would know it is completely at the whim of the panel of judge.

Like Outback Steakhouse. No Rules. Just Right

Nominated for citing a restaurant tagline.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

If I get myself banned again can I get nominated?

I nominated someone who was banned by the time they won later that week

 

[AmberLGreen]

What if I just generally wank in public?

If you send me the videos, I will let you know if they are of a high enough standard for this prestigious award

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I see words aren’t your only issue.

Is this news?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pro tip: being a wanker in a thread of wankers probably isn't going to score you another win. This is a safe space for wankerisms, but to win, you really need to go wank the general public.

You have a point. But it’s so scary out there.

 

[InThe312]

If you send me the videos, I will let you know if they are of a high enough standard for this prestigious award

Nominated for self serving masked as help

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for self serving masked as help

I thought this thread was all about self serving

 

[Wand3rlust]

Self love is the best love. Euphemism only partially intended.

Nominated.

 

[InThe312]

Well wankers, we had a busy weekend. Some of the regulars and some new faces. Odds makers aren't really seeing a clear favorite, so certainly there is more wanking to be had before decision day.

@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +1000 / 1
@AmberLGreen for being mean, being anti-employment, sleeping, cheap content, selfish / -500 / 1
@UnquietDreams for having a job, superiority / +2000 / 1
@lavendersilk for not prioritizing Lit, dittos / -300 / 2
@Azuldrgon gon for invalid nominating / +200 / 1
@Esslemont for being the worst / -150 / 1
@Wand3rlust for trying to ruin prestige / E / 1
@Yesok1 for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 1
@AmandaKellyUK for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 1
@LustyScribe for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 1
@Dreamliner for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 1
@Briefsencounter for cretinism of the worst kind / -500 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 for wanking / +225 / 3

 

[Apisto42]

My little pony! He’s back!

I got lost in your cavernous vag.

 

[Apisto42]

This is allowed because the individuals were named. I would disallow "everyone who posted today", for example.

Nominated for putting qualifiers on a completely subjective “award”.

Wanker.

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for putting qualifiers on a completely subjective “award”.

Wanker.

Ahhh, if you only knew how futile this post is.

 

[StillRain]

I got lost in your cavernous vag.

Did you find anything of value? I’ve been missing a diamond earring for a few years.

 

[InThe312]

Did you find anything of value? I’ve been missing a diamond earring for a few years.

Is it tied to the ring?