Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

I try to live by the 'I'll try anything twice' motto, but do we have a diameter on this churner?

Have you seen the TikTok? It's not for the faint of heart or the tight of butthole.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I try to live by the 'I'll try anything twice' motto, but do we have a diameter on this churner?

@crazychemgirl has the TikTok book marked

I got it right here...
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL4jhrVx/

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@crazychemgirl has the TikTok book marked

It's huge isn't it?

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's huge isn't it?

You can't unsee it. She doesn't even show it in her, or an xray, but just the description makes my hiney hurt!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I got it right here...
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL4jhrVx/

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjF2cm10bzB4amoyN2drOWhoM3N4YzVlbDBoejh5eWI2ODd0ZjAxcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/AoBgxayGMHlIs/giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjF2cm10bzB4amoyN2drOWhoM3N4YzVlbDBoejh5eWI2ODd0ZjAxcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/AoBgxayGMHlIs/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZXhybTZpbXViNnZhZjU1enh0enByNTh4cDJiMDhvbzNmdWVpNnR1OCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/kfA7hNKVi6d0XwIFFa/giphy.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It's huge isn't it?

That's what she said

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know the limitations of my dick. I am not about to get my cock stuck in a shop vac just so you can get your jollies.

There are more fuckable vacs than the one I own.

You are going to post a video of you fucking a donut, right? We need to verify you have more than just the tip of a dick

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That's what she said

That was a good 3-4" across. It takes a superhero to withstand that

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZXhybTZpbXViNnZhZjU1enh0enByNTh4cDJiMDhvbzNmdWVpNnR1OCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/kfA7hNKVi6d0XwIFFa/giphy.gif

There was no gif for 'the only sensible choice' but that's what I wanted

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Agreed, Krispy Kreme are almost as bad as Dunkin

Worse!

Family run donut shops. There is no substitute.

Fo sho! But if it has to be a chain, I grew up with Winchell’s and will accept those…or Yum Yum…or even Dunkin over the overhyped, underwhelming disappointment and sadness that is Kristy Kreme.

Do you have any idea how much pussy that whole pony thing has gotten me?

(None. None pussy.)

Zero. Zero pussy.

I'm gonna call bullshit. I'm willing to bet you have at least 2.5 PMs that directly reference that post and you've been able to finagle 4+ titty pics out of those convos

That’s being very generous.

I'll fuck weirdos or non-weirdos, I'm very accepting like that.

Weirdos are just more fun

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That’s being very generous.

I'm a generous guy, what can I say?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I almost said I'm not embarrassed about anyone that I've put my dick in, then I remembered Kristin.
I'm embarrassed about one person, and absolutely none of the things.

So…what were the things?

The old blue waffle, was it?

I…don’t even know what this means

 

[AuntieDisco]

I…don’t even know what this means

Please do not google it because you can’t unsee it then, I did that mistake long long time ago. The horror.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Please do not google it because you can’t unsee it then, I did that mistake long long time ago. The horror.

I would like to second this notion

 

[AuntieDisco]

I got it right here...
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL4jhrVx/

What did I even watched, is she for real

 

[MindYaBitness]

What did I even watched, is she for real

Sadly, I think she's serious. She started out as a topless cleaning service, and things escalated from there

 

[AuntieDisco]

Sadly, I think she's serious. She started out as a topless cleaning service, and things escalated from there

Wow! I would’ve never known

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wow! I would’ve never known

Ohhh I think you would've if you tried to even attempt that torture device

 

[AuntieDisco]

Ohhh I think you would've if you tried to even attempt that torture device

I was referring to her being a topless cleaning service person. No way I’m letting any butter churner near my butt!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/DeidU9jiZ62ys/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91k3638i84oq3pp9fqwq4fhbk93jnoufczpbgq3ou2&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I was referring to her being a topless cleaning service person. No way I’m letting any butter churner near my butt!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/DeidU9jiZ62ys/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91k3638i84oq3pp9fqwq4fhbk93jnoufczpbgq3ou2&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

When they mentioned it, I figured there was a smooth, rounded-end handle. Ohhhhh my was I wrong

 

[AuntieDisco]

When they mentioned it, I figured there was a smooth, rounded-end handle. Ohhhhh my was I wrong

Did you tried it??

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Did you tried it??

If I had, I would be undoubtedly sending you this message from either a hospital bed or a morgue. I'm happy to report that it's neither of those

 

[AuntieDisco]

If I had, I would be undoubtedly sending you this message from either a hospital bed or a morgue. I'm happy to report that it's neither of those

A true friend would send a video first

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A true friend would send a video first

A video of me screaming in agony?




Kinky, I like it

 

[AuntieDisco]

A video of me screaming in agony?




Kinky, I like it

In my mind the video would be like ‘Hey Disco! Guess what?!’ You insert the thing followed by your blood cuddling screams.