Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What’s wrong with Kristin? Pray tell.

Suffice it to say, she had hygiene issues. That was a one-and-done situation.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You wanted more butt?

Who doesn't?!?!?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Suffice it to say, she had hygiene issues. That was a one-and-done situation.

The old blue waffle, was it?

 

[LupineOne]

Suffice it to say, she had hygiene issues. That was a one-and-done situation.

Who doesn't?!?!?!

That’s fair

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The old blue waffle, was it?

Might as well have been.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Who doesn't?!?!?!

Fair point.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Make with the story, @deefalttwunnyfor.

I stuck my dick in a vacuum, recorded it and posted it on this forum. All because someone dared question whether or not I actually stuck my dick in a vacuum. I don’t think you really have to worry about people thinking you are weird to the point where they won’t talk to you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Make with the story, @deefalttwunnyfor.

I stuck my dick in a vacuum, recorded it and posted it on this forum. All because someone dared question whether or not I actually stuck my dick in a vacuum. I don’t think you really have to worry about people thinking you are weird to the point where they won’t talk to you.

Well, to be fair, you won't stop talking.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well, to be fair, you won't stop talking.

Default doesn’t get on these drunk posting sprees often. You have to take advantage of him when you can.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Make with the story, @deefalttwunnyfor.

I stuck my dick in a vacuum, recorded it and posted it on this forum. All because someone dared question whether or not I actually stuck my dick in a vacuum. I don’t think you really have to worry about people thinking you are weird to the point where they won’t talk to you.

You recorded it and posted it? You fucking legend. WHyyyyyyyy

 

[Lord Pmann]

You recorded it and posted it? You fucking legend. WHyyyyyyyy

Because @Bry1313 batted his pretty little eyes my way.

Actually, it was because they said that a butter churner up the ass was more preferable. I had to stop people from ruining their assholes. I basically did a public service.

Your assholes can all thank me.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You assholes can all thank me.

FIFY

 

[Bry1313]

Because @Bry1313 batted his pretty little eyes my way.

Actually, it was because they said that a butter churner up the ass was more preferable. I had to stop people from ruining their assholes. I basically did a public service.

Your assholes can all thank me.

People do things when I prompt them. That was the important lesson here.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Because @Bry1313 batted his pretty little eyes my way.

Actually, it was because they said that a butter churner up the ass was more preferable. I had to stop people from ruining their assholes. I basically did a public service.

Your assholes can all thank me.

My asshole thanks you in both the past tense and future tense

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Did you fuck those noodles first?

No. You weirdo. Noodles are for eating. Donuts are for fucking.

Do you also know kung fu?

No. But I think I can roll down hills like a cute bear ball

I thought that was your dick

Our dick

 

[Lord Pmann]

People do things when I prompt them. That was the important lesson here.

The important lesson is that you wanted to see me fuck a vacuum.

 

[Bry1313]

The important lesson is that you wanted to see me fuck a vacuum.

No, @Indie asked for that, I just doubted. Now I know you’ve given it just the tip.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Because @Bry1313 batted his pretty little eyes my way.

Actually, it was because they said that a butter churner up the ass was more preferable. I had to stop people from ruining their assholes. I basically did a public service.

Your assholes can all thank me.

I am still looking for someone that's willing to try the butter churner though

 

[Lord Pmann]

No, @Indie asked for that, I just doubted. Now I know you’ve given it just the tip.

Now you’re trying to see a video of a vacuum deep throating me.

I am still looking for someone that's willing to try the butter churner though

Bry seems to think it’s no problem for his arse.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I am still looking for someone that's willing to try the butter churner though

Nope. That's a TLC special waiting to happen.

 

[Bry1313]

Bry seems to think it’s no problem for his arse.

If we don’t have our honesty here, we have nothing. On the list of things id never do, the vacuum is higher on the list of never than the churner.

These continued embellishments are why your narratives remain:



https://media1.tenor.com/m/wy2zHeWyf2gAAAAC/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

If we don’t have our honesty here, we have nothing. On the list of things id never do, the vacuum is higher on the list of never than the churner.

These continued embellishments are why your narratives remain:



https://media1.tenor.com/m/wy2zHeWyf2gAAAAC/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look.gif

I know the limitations of my dick. I am not about to get my cock stuck in a shop vac just so you can get your jollies.

There are more fuckable vacs than the one I own.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am still looking for someone that's willing to try the butter churner though

Well, @deefalttwunnyfor was saying he wanted more butt, so you may have an in, as it were, there ..

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well, @deefalttwunnyfor was saying he wanted more butt, so you may have an in, as it were, there ..

I try to live by the 'I'll try anything twice' motto, but do we have a diameter on this churner?

 

[Bry1313]

I try to live by the 'I'll try anything twice' motto, but do we have a diameter on this churner?

@crazychemgirl has the TikTok book marked