Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The only weird thing I’ve ever fucked is a vacuum. I’m the victim of the Lit rumour mill.

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you make sweet dirty love to it?

I fucked it. I fucked it good.

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Don’t mock me. I’m very brave.

 

[Lord Pmann]

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[UnquietDreams]

I fucked it. I fucked it good.



Don’t mock me. I’m very brave.

There is a fine line between "brave" and "he did fucking what now?"

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don’t mock me. I’m very brave.

It's not a mocking by any means, Doofy is a hero.
You're a hero, too. I'm nowhere near as brave to admit what I've fucked

 

[Bry1313]

Also, Krispy Kreme is underwhelming AF. They’re not just overrated, they’re legitimately bottom-tier, overly-sweet, thin, boring doughnuts. *Runs away*

Agreed, Krispy Kreme are almost as bad as Dunkin

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's not a mocking by any means, Doofy is a hero.
You're a hero, too. I'm nowhere near as brave to admit what I've fucked

Go on. Tell us.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Agreed, Krispy Kreme are almost as bad as Dunkin

Family run donut shops. There is no substitute.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Go on. Tell us.

I'm super drunk. But not that drunk. I've seen how they've treated you for the pony stuff

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm super drunk. But not that drunk. I've seen how they've treated you for the pony stuff

Do you have any idea how much pussy that whole pony thing has gotten me?

(None. None pussy.)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do you have any idea how much pussy that whole pony thing has gotten me?

(None. None pussy.)

I'm gonna call bullshit. I'm willing to bet you have at least 2.5 PMs that directly reference that post and you've been able to finagle 4+ titty pics out of those convos

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you have any idea how much pussy that whole pony thing has gotten me?

(None. None pussy.)

Pony...pussy?

 

[Amanda330]

It's not a mocking by any means, Doofy is a hero.
You're a hero, too. I'm nowhere near as brave to admit what I've fucked

Umm... Do tell.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Umm... Do tell.

It's not sexy. It really isn't.
Might be one of those take it to your grave type of things.
Even MacGyver would've been like 'what in the goddamn hell were you thinkg'

 

[Amanda330]

It's not sexy. It really isn't.
Might be one of those take it to your grave type of things.
Even MacGyver would've been like 'what in the goddamn hell were you thinkg'

You're like one of a very few number of people to see my butt. I think you should tell me. No judgement. I won't tell.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fucking weirdos. All of you.

I'll fuck weirdos or non-weirdos, I'm very accepting like that.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You're like one of a very few number of people to see my butt. I think you should tell me. No judgement. I won't tell.

I was torn between using the wow and sad emoji. Your butt is a 10/10. You should share that however your comfortable sharing it because... wow! Just !!!
No judgment is a BIG ask

 

[Bry1313]

I’m shockingly responsible.

You need to fix that.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I was torn between using the wow and sad emoji. Your butt is a 10/10. You should share that however your comfortable sharing it because... wow! Just !!!
No judgment is a BIG ask

Lit is full of all sorts of exploratory people, I hardly doubt you can say anything that would raise an eyebrow.

Didn't every young guy put his dick in questionable places?

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's not sexy. It really isn't.
Might be one of those take it to your grave type of things.
Even MacGyver would've been like 'what in the goddamn hell were you thinkg'

Um, my very close friends know a thing or two about me. We've all fucked things we're not proud of

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm gonna call bullshit. I'm willing to bet you have at least 2.5 PMs that directly reference that post and you've been able to finagle 4+ titty pics out of those convos

Nope. My inbox is dryer than a carpenter’s shop vac. I’ve never even seen titties except those posted here.

Pony...pussy?

Neigh.

It's not sexy. It really isn't.
Might be one of those take it to your grave type of things.
Even MacGyver would've been like 'what in the goddamn hell were you thinkg'

Dude. You have to tell.

You're like one of a very few number of people to see my butt. I think you should tell me. No judgement. I won't tell.

Is there like a sign up sheet or waiting list?

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Um, my very close friends know a thing or two about me. We've all fucked things we're not proud of

Story time?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You need to fix that.

Yeah I don’t think it’s the kinda daddy vibe @Indie is looking for.

Though I didn’t do shit on the Q1 GTN analysis for the big board meeting next week.

Somebody else’s problem is growing stronger.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is there like a sign up sheet or waiting list?

It is long and distinguished