deefalttwunnyfor
Worst sapiosexual
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https://media1.tenor.com/m/WVGu9HTwsfAAAAAd/doofy-cleaning.gifThe only weird thing I’ve ever fucked is a vacuum. I’m the victim of the Lit rumour mill.
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https://media1.tenor.com/m/WVGu9HTwsfAAAAAd/doofy-cleaning.gifThe only weird thing I’ve ever fucked is a vacuum. I’m the victim of the Lit rumour mill.
Did you make sweet dirty love to it?
There is a fine line between "brave" and "he did fucking what now?"I fucked it. I fucked it good.
Don’t mock me. I’m very brave.
It's not a mocking by any means, Doofy is a hero.Don’t mock me. I’m very brave.
Agreed, Krispy Kreme are almost as bad as DunkinAlso, Krispy Kreme is underwhelming AF. They’re not just overrated, they’re legitimately bottom-tier, overly-sweet, thin, boring doughnuts. *Runs away*
It's not a mocking by any means, Doofy is a hero.
You're a hero, too. I'm nowhere near as brave to admit what I've fucked
Family run donut shops. There is no substitute.Agreed, Krispy Kreme are almost as bad as Dunkin
I'm super drunk. But not that drunk. I've seen how they've treated you for the pony stuffGo on. Tell us.
I'm super drunk. But not that drunk. I've seen how they've treated you for the pony stuff
I'm gonna call bullshit. I'm willing to bet you have at least 2.5 PMs that directly reference that post and you've been able to finagle 4+ titty pics out of those convosDo you have any idea how much pussy that whole pony thing has gotten me?
(None. None pussy.)
Pony...pussy?Do you have any idea how much pussy that whole pony thing has gotten me?
(None. None pussy.)
Umm... Do tell.It's not a mocking by any means, Doofy is a hero.
You're a hero, too. I'm nowhere near as brave to admit what I've fucked
It's not sexy. It really isn't.Umm... Do tell.
You're like one of a very few number of people to see my butt. I think you should tell me. No judgement. I won't tell.It's not sexy. It really isn't.
Might be one of those take it to your grave type of things.
Even MacGyver would've been like 'what in the goddamn hell were you thinkg'
I'll fuck weirdos or non-weirdos, I'm very accepting like that.Fucking weirdos. All of you.
I was torn between using the wow and sad emoji. Your butt is a 10/10. You should share that however your comfortable sharing it because... wow! Just !!!You're like one of a very few number of people to see my butt. I think you should tell me. No judgement. I won't tell.![]()
You need to fix that.I’m shockingly responsible.
Lit is full of all sorts of exploratory people, I hardly doubt you can say anything that would raise an eyebrow.I was torn between using the wow and sad emoji. Your butt is a 10/10. You should share that however your comfortable sharing it because... wow! Just !!!
No judgment is a BIG ask
Um, my very close friends know a thing or two about me. We've all fucked things we're not proud ofIt's not sexy. It really isn't.
Might be one of those take it to your grave type of things.
Even MacGyver would've been like 'what in the goddamn hell were you thinkg'
I'm gonna call bullshit. I'm willing to bet you have at least 2.5 PMs that directly reference that post and you've been able to finagle 4+ titty pics out of those convos
Pony...pussy?
It's not sexy. It really isn't.
Might be one of those take it to your grave type of things.
Even MacGyver would've been like 'what in the goddamn hell were you thinkg'
You're like one of a very few number of people to see my butt. I think you should tell me. No judgement. I won't tell.![]()
Story time?Um, my very close friends know a thing or two about me. We've all fucked things we're not proud of![]()
Yeah I don’t think it’s the kinda daddy vibe @Indie is looking for.You need to fix that.
It is long and distinguishedIs there like a sign up sheet or waiting list?