Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

And per my unsolicited rule, so it shall stay.

I probably should update my pictures though. Losing 60 lbs definitely helps with optics...

That's what I'm hoping for.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm sure there was one of those stretchy tape measure things used for sewing involved.

I have plenty of those

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[BrendaBear]

I hear bogey won that. He’s like 5’-7” or so.

@Mr_bogey has a 5 foot dick???

All I can say is… ow!!

 

[Trubbycat]

AND seven inches.

 

[BrendaBear]

When we were dating my wife named my dick James for some reason...

…home, James!

 

[Amanda330]

@Mr_bogey has a 5 foot dick???

All I can say is… ow!!

I'd still try it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'd still try it.

Same girl.

 

[LupineOne]

I'd still try it.

Hard pass.

That came out wrong.

That, too.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@Mr_bogey has a 5 foot dick???

All I can say is… ow!!

I'd still try it.

Oh, hell no. Hard pass!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'd still try it.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m feeling very targeted all of a sudden…

 

[LupineOne]

Truth

 

[dawn_of_night]

Alright fuckers....
Good night and naughty dreams.
See you in the morning

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm so confused do I say @Bbl87 or Beetlejuice

Beetle-Bubbles

 

[MindYaBitness]

@Mr_bogey has a 5 foot dick???

All I can say is… ow!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdHFsbmI4ZTR1b3gyOXA2amp0eWxwM3VodmMzOG5qYXFjOXFrM3RudyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Joa3Z5hiPfcXUEXpe6/giphy.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

Beetle-Bubbles

Ooh....
Bubbles
Bubbles
bubbles
We could call him shark bait....

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'd still try it.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExemw3ZDBwM2hjZmR6ZXV1OXlyd25pMWxteGxvemhtb3Rxemw3MHplOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/VXSAg1ML1RbTez4936/giphy.gif

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My favorite TS song is blank space.... I was honestly just making a joke on the sentence structure and me not putting a label on myself but willing to be #blankspace

Sorry… never heard of the song, don’t know who TS is… so I missed it entirely.

Wow.

I had to think lonnng and hard to figure that one out. Not all girls like Taylor Swift!

Hey you


Does anyone have family names after food....
I have a cousin named Reuben

I have a cousin named Ruben with 1 E, so no. Can’t think of any other food names in my family.
However…in FFXIV, there is a race of halflings called Lalafellin, or lalas for short. In the FFXIV community, there is an unofficial naming convention of naming then after food. Here’s mine, and her namesake:

Do you like doughnuts?

Absolutely

Would you put them on your dick?

Or have someone toss them on?

I like how this sounds like a questionnaire.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Alright fuckers....
Good night and naughty dreams.
See you in the morning

Good night, sweetheart. Sleep well.

 

[Amanda330]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExemw3ZDBwM2hjZmR6ZXV1OXlyd25pMWxteGxvemhtb3Rxemw3MHplOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/VXSAg1ML1RbTez4936/giphy.gif

https://media0.giphy.com/media/l0NwsIrlxs2nNLeiQ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952evm6otbzhcbnhgosog70z31uih7npac4ps17ky39&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
May as well...

 

[Mr_bogey]

I hear bogey won that. He’s like 5’-7” or so.

Who let pmann up past his bedtime?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Remember he willingly gave oral sex for more than 30 times in a weekend.... His spotted dick isn't important.... That's what toys are for...

Well, first I should finger you to see what all we are dealing with here...

That's what she said.

*runs away*

Is she me? Cuz I could literally do that all day every day

It's been awhile, you should link your stats for the newbies

Just stats? I think @Bbl87 needs to link a dick trick in the Siren Songs and Helicockters thread!
(I know he is big on consent, but really, everyone clicking emojis on that thread is looking/hoping for dick tricks)

 

[Jaws82]

Is she me? Cuz I could literally do that all day every day


Just stats? I think @Bbl87 needs to link a dick trick in the Siren Songs and Helicockters thread!
(I know he is big on consent, but really, everyone clicking emojis on that thread is looking/hoping for dick tricks)

Helicopters all day

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Helicopters all day

Oooh you have an amaaazing propeller, I’m sure the ladies here would LOVE to see your helicockter