Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

Hey you


Does anyone have family names after food....
I have a cousin named Reuben

Depends on what you consider food. I have an uncle named Dick

 

[BrendaBear]

My favorite TS song is blank space.... I was honestly just making a joke on the sentence structure and me not putting a label on myself but willing to be #blankspace

Sorry… never heard of the song, don’t know who TS is… so I missed it entirely.

 

[MissLabelled]

Hey crazy folks of Lit, how's it going tonight?

Do you like doughnuts?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Do you like doughnuts?

Absolutely

 

[Amanda330]

Sorry… never heard of the song, don’t know who TS is… so I missed it entirely.

Wow.

 

[Lord Pmann]

That bothers you? I would be pretty proud of myself for inspiring a woman to masturbate with 9 other women.

No! Although, I’m pretty sure I’m taking credit for something I really didn’t do and I’m not sure I should be proud of making a woman take refuge in the arms of another woman.

 

[MissLabelled]

Absolutely

Would you put them on your dick?

 

[lavendersilk]

Depends on what you consider food. I have an uncle named Dick

Is he spotted?

 

[Amanda330]

Would you put them on your dick?

Or have someone toss them on?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Would you put them on your dick?

I like how this sounds like a questionnaire.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is he spotted?

Thank you. I was going there.

 

[MissLabelled]

Or have someone toss them on?

This should be a new game at tailgate parties

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sorry… never heard of the song, don’t know who TS is… so I missed it entirely.

Taylor Swift

 

[SherlockianMan]

Would you put them on your dick?

Depends. Probably not sugared, that's gotta be gritty

 

[MissLabelled]

I like how this sounds like a questionnaire.

Flow diagram. Trying to get the yes' into @morelikeasong 's thread lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

This should be a new game at tailgate parties

You and I attend very different tailgate parties.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sorry… never heard of the song, don’t know who TS is… so I missed it entirely.

Wow.

Oh… seeing your wow makes me think it must be taylor swift? I have only heard part of one of her songs, and was highly underwhelmed so haven’t heard anything else. When I see “TS”, I assume they mean “tough shit” (a favorite phrase of my father’s). Sorry.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Or have someone toss them on?

Sounds like a party

 

[Amanda330]

No! Although, I’m pretty sure I’m taking credit for something I really didn’t do and I’m not sure I should be proud of making a woman take refuge in the arms of another woman.

Taking credit where it isn't due...? Hmm.

What a man... (This is why elispses are useful.)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sounds like a party

Yes, yes, good.

Now do you have access to donuts that will fit over your erect penis?

 

[Amanda330]

Oh… seeing your wow makes me think it must be taylor swift? I have only heard part of one of her songs, and was highly underwhelmed so haven’t heard anything else. When I see “TS”, I assume they mean “tough shit” (a favorite phrase of my father’s). Sorry.

No worries, babe. Lol. It is totally Taylor Swift and it was fake outrage.

I love you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Thank you. I was going there.

Where?
Coming over?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Taking credit where it isn't due...? Hmm.

What a man... (This is why elispses are useful.)

Aren't they great?

 

[MissLabelled]

You and I attend very different tailgate parties.

Your tailgate parties already have this game?

 

[BrendaBear]

Taylor Swift

Thank you! I realized that must be what TS was… just not a fan. I’ll see myself out, so I don’t get lynched or anything.