Sex & Shenanigans

[InThe312]

Like an amount that makes one go blind.

Where does this come from? (going blind from wanky time) You're a know it all, this seemed like a quicker path to gratification than Google.

 

[__Nathan1968]

These would probably work. They’re called mochinuts. What do you think @SalaciousMonkey22 ?
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Those look flavorless. How about punching holes in a stack of bialys?

 

[lavendersilk]

Stay out of the water, young lady!

And you know that "nunnery" was, as @lavendersilk keeps asking, a euphemism...

One of my faves actually. It meant whore house... or you know... prostitution facility.

 

[Photog1rl]

Those look flavorless. How about punching holes in a stack of bialys?

Wouldn't that be scratchy?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, now I feel bad for judging your avatar. You did a great job on it sweetie

You judged my avatar?

First you mock me with sexy masturbation stories and then you make fun of my art.

 

[Amanda330]

It’s way better than offing yourself. You can only do that once. Effing yourself… I’ve done that a lot. Like an embarrassing amount. Like an amount that makes one go blind.

And yet, you continue to see... Lol

But, also, same.

 

[Amanda330]

Stay out of the water, young lady!

And you know that "nunnery" was, as @lavendersilk keeps asking, a euphemism...

That's the kind of nunnery I want to go to...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Galadriel was on the list. Cordelia. Guinness. Sudo, but even I wouldn't have gone that far. A few others.

For the record, I didn't disagree with her.

Oh yeah I do remember agreeing with her utterly.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's the kind of nunnery I want to go to...

Right? It might not be so bad to get paid for doing what I think about most of the day

 

[MissLabelled]

You judged my avatar?

First you mock me with sexy masturbation stories and then you make fun of my art.

I never mocked you, I was inspired by you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And yet, you continue to see... Lol

But, also, same.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The evening turned around a bit.
Put on some B-52's and had a living dance party with our youngest. Now it's his bedtime and I have whisky. Not a bad way to end up.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I never mocked you, I was inspired by you.

I inspired you to (tell stories about how you) masturbate with nine other women?

 

[UnquietDreams]

The evening turned around a bit.
Put on some B-52's and had a living dance party with our youngest. Now it's his bedtime and I have whisky. Not a bad way to end up.

Silver linings, all.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The evening turned around a bit.
Put on some B-52's and had a living dance party with our youngest. Now it's his bedtime and I have whisky. Not a bad way to end up.

The B-52's are always a good time

 

[MissLabelled]

I inspired you to (tell stories about how you) masturbateD with nine other women?

Yes. This should be a moment of pride for you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes. This should be a moment of pride for you.

It’s a pretty big day for me overall. I’m gonna print this convo out and hang it on the fridge.

 

[morelikeasong]

Yes. This should be a moment of pride for you.

He’s probably updating his resume as we speak

 

[Lord Pmann]

He’s probably updating his resume as we speak

It’s my opening line on my LinkedIn Profile.

I’m gonna need an endorsement.

“Lord Pmann has skills in masturbatory encouragement”

 

[morelikeasong]

I feel like some doughnuts with extra big holes would be fun to play ring toss with.

This is also an excellent idea for a paired dick trick

 

[SherlockianMan]

Hey crazy folks of Lit, how's it going tonight?

 

[dawn_of_night]

What can I say? Elipses rule… they win. The bizarre putting spaces in words, putting periods in bizarre places making non-sentences, and whatever that is… they all deserve a “oh hell no!” from a Gen-Xer.

Imagine how confused I would be if an invitation to a Lit orgy came, using all those techniques… my little brain would explode.

My favorite TS song is blank space.... I was honestly just making a joke on the sentence structure and me not putting a label on myself but willing to be #blankspace

 

[UnquietDreams]

One of my faves actually. It meant whore house... or you know... prostitution facility.

A House of Ill Repute?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey crazy folks of Lit, how's it going tonight?

Hey you


Does anyone have family names after food....
I have a cousin named Reuben

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is also an excellent idea for a paired dick trick

"Oh, I am just curious because I am so innocent," she says...