Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

Remember what I said this morning about never loving my wife more?

This morning we went to Target together and we picked up some washcloths. Then she decided a few minutes later that she didn't like those washcloths. And I learned that my wife is the sort of person to put an item back on a shelf in a completely different department. And it has me rethinking our entire relationship.

*I did ask, and she did tell me that she doesn't do this with refrigerated perishables, but I don't know if I can believe her now.

I understand completely. If you want to get my hackles up, that’s one way to do it

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I grew up working in grocery stores. I am morally obligated to put stuff in the right place - when I see it on the shelf! I didn't even put it there, and I have to put it back.

After years of therapy, I'm getting better and less inclined to do that.

Actually, I'm just getting lazy as I get older.

I almost always go back to the proper aisle to return something, unless I'm annoyed. Then I'll just throw it as hard as I can.

I agree about the perishables. But the nonperishable, just put it anywhere. Having worked at G-stores in my youth, it was somewhat annoying, but, it was also like job security. The store needs people to sort it out.

It's like IT. If it's always fucked up, needs updates, then they always have a job.

 

[Taegul]

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So I kinda don’t like frogs either.

Sounds like somebody's frogphobic.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So I kinda don’t like frogs either.

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[Nicefella]

Sounds like somebody's frogphobic.

Not scared of them though. So maybe frog-hostile?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[crazychemgirl]

I LOVE FROGS … so much so that I hand a frog tattoo and like … 50 froggy items in my house.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I LOVE FROGS … so much so that I hand a frog tattoo and like … 50 froggy items in my house.

Is this…some new swinger thing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Taegul]

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[MissLabelled]

As someone who's been called a "french frog" a lot growing up, I'm not sure how I feel about this thread right now lol

Love, hate, gang bangs, what?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As someone who's been called a "french frog" a lot growing up, I'm not sure how I feel about this thread right now lol

Love, hate, gang bangs, what?

I’ll hop for you baby.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’ll hop for you baby.

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[BrendaBear]

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[dawn_of_night]

I LOVE FROGS … so much so that I hand a frog tattoo and like … 50 froggy items in my house.

Roommate, is that you??? Lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

As someone who's been called a "french frog" a lot growing up, I'm not sure how I feel about this thread right now lol

Love, hate, gang bangs, what?

 

[Taegul]

I LOVE FROGS … so much so that I hand a frog tattoo and like … 50 froggy items in my house.

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[UnquietDreams]

Meisterstruck baby!!!

I've been wanting to show you my Meisterstruck for some time now...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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@UnquietDreams

Oh, I love you...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've been wanting to show you my Meisterstruck for some time now...

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[OrdinaryPerson]

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I make it work though

 

[BrendaBear]

I make them work for it though

Fixed it for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you want to hear about how otters and dolphins … objectively adorable sea creatures…


Are also kind of rapey.

Penguins as well. Penguins are horrible. Not as horrible as dolphins. Dolphins are monsters.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I know, but it is a burden I have to bear.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lmao at all yall trying to convince us you are the innocent ones

 

[morelikeasong]

Lmao at all yall trying to convince us you are the innocent ones

I know, right? It’s obviously me
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