Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning dear

Morning, love.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey folks. I've gotten some pretty bad news today and I'll be out for a couple of days.
I'm alright, just, need to take a trip.

Peace

You are in my thoughts, V. Road mercies and be well.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey folks. I've gotten some pretty bad news today and I'll be out for a couple of days.
I'm alright, just, need to take a trip.

Peace

Hugs and love to you babes … we’ll be here for you when you get back.

 

[LupineOne]

Whatever you say
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It’s just me waking up and saying good morning

 

[LupineOne]

Hey folks. I've gotten some pretty bad news today and I'll be out for a couple of days.
I'm alright, just, need to take a trip.

Peace

Do what you need to do, and take all the time you need.
We’re all here for you, now and when you get back

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was thinking of the parts sung by Angelica and Eliza Schuyler, but fair enough.

Note to Presidential hopefuls: wait until *after* you’re inaugurated to get caught with your dick somewhere it shouldn’t be

Thanks to my poorly stated theater critique (blaming the woman because you cheated on your wife...vexes me in that play, which I generally enjoy) kicked off Hot Hamilton Historical Talk to derail the thread for a while.

It's no "and my ax," but I'll add it to my resume.

 

[hotcpu]

Um, obviously. They're the best teachers nature has. Where do you think I learned to flirt? Actual footage of me flirting in public:
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"You're comin' with me, big boy!"

As if any guy would resist that long ...

 

[crazychemgirl]

@UnquietDreams

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Mmmm. Cuddles.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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@UnquietDreams

Just to be clear, I did not make this sign....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Morning weirdos.

The oddest thing just happened, was letting the dog out (shut it) and she startled two frogs fucking on the patio. I could swear one of them was dressed like George Washington. No idea what the fuck was going on.

Anyway, hope everyone’s having a sexy Thirsty Thursday!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Id say good morning but...

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Working on it.

 

[Amanda330]

Morning weirdos.

The oddest thing just happened, was letting the dog out (shut it) and she startled two frogs fucking on the patio. I could swear one of them was dressed like George Washington. No idea what the fuck was going on.

Anyway, hope everyone’s having a sexy Thirsty Thursday!

I love that you always make me laugh. Thank you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love that you always make me laugh. Thank you.

It’s a terrible burden being as charming and witty as I am. Yet somehow I carry on.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

See also

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s a terrible burden being as charming and witty as I am. Yet somehow I carry on.

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[AuntieDisco]

Alright I’m out. Be well Shenanigans!

 

[MindYaBitness]

The penis mightier than the sword.

Oh, sorry, pen. That is a pen.

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Meisterstruck baby!!!

 

[Bry1313]

Morning weirdos.

The oddest thing just happened, was letting the dog out (shut it) and she startled two frogs fucking on the patio. I could swear one of them was dressed like George Washington. No idea what the fuck was going on.

Anyway, hope everyone’s having a sexy Thirsty Thursday!

@Tigobitties98 is so turned on reading this

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Tigobitties98 is so turned on reading this

Gross. Don't tell our Mom.

Or do. Maybe I’ll get off restriction.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Morning weirdos.

The oddest thing just happened, was letting the dog out (shut it) and she startled two frogs fucking on the patio. I could swear one of them was dressed like George Washington. No idea what the fuck was going on.

Anyway, hope everyone’s having a sexy Thirsty Thursday!

@Tigobitties98 is so turned on reading this

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[Whiskeyjack]

Remember what I said this morning about never loving my wife more?

This morning we went to Target together and we picked up some washcloths. Then she decided a few minutes later that she didn't like those washcloths. And I learned that my wife is the sort of person to put an item back on a shelf in a completely different department. And it has me rethinking our entire relationship.

*I did ask, and she did tell me that she doesn't do this with refrigerated perishables, but I don't know if I can believe her now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Girl please.... Was that fake or what??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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