Sex & Shenanigans

Him and Adams were the same party, so no, he wouldn’t have run until 1804……and he was dead.

Also federal credit structure isn’t gonna get you to beat Jefferson in 1800. We got the Presidents we got. Also Jefferson was dicking his whole plantation. That’s doesn’t stop you from becoming President (looks in the direction of Trump)
Oh, Hamilton trying to bring up Jefferson dicking the plantation was the domino that started Hamilton's fall. Hamilton penned a pamphlet and Thomas figured it out. Jefferson pointed the press in Hamilton's direction at the very least, if not leaked the letters absolving him of fraud while proving his infidelity.

Hamilton was already fighting Adams, so it isn't a forgone conclusion that Adams would have been the candidate.

All of which ignores my original point: he wasn't helpless, he was horny.
 
Oh, Hamilton trying to bring up Jefferson dicking the plantation was the domino that started Hamilton's fall. Hamilton penned a pamphlet and Thomas figured it out. Jefferson pointed the press in Hamilton's direction at the very least, if not leaked the letters absolving him of fraud while proving his infidelity.

Hamilton was already fighting Adams, so it isn't a forgone conclusion that Adams would have been the candidate.

All of which ignores my original point: he wasn't helpless, he was horny.
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I love Hamilton,but that song comes on and I want to yell, "you aren't helpless! If you put your damn dick away, you would have been President! Idiot!"
I was thinking of the parts sung by Angelica and Eliza Schuyler, but fair enough.

Note to Presidential hopefuls: wait until *after* you’re inaugurated to get caught with your dick somewhere it shouldn’t be
 
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