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UnquietDreams said:
Okay, here is my Good Dad story for today. My kid is house and dog sitting for my ex. The dog gets into something and pukes in her crate, then sits in it. My ex is due home that night, and this will not go well. Kid calls me at work, frantic. She is going to her boyfriend's senior prom, and has fifteen minutes to get to her nail appointment. She knows well I am fine with most gross things, but I am horrible with puke. Horrible. But I am not going to leave her to the Wrath of Mom, so I head over. Also, my ex forgot to leave money (legitimately forgot), so can I help. Give her my last fifty bucks, explain tipping for nails (she gets then done about once a year). It takes me forever, because I have to keep stopping, but I get the crate cleaned, the dog bathed and dried.

Dog is fine, kid's nails are beautiful, and prom saved. Good Dad day.
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You're such a a good man.....
Look at you ex-ing civilly and Dadding all in the same event....
 
UnquietDreams said:
I love Hamilton,but that song comes on and I want to yell, "you aren't helpless! If you put your damn dick away, you would have been President! Idiot!"
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Respectfully, I disagree. He was not quite "popular" enough to be president. Too many enemies. He didn't play the game. Also, so many of our presidents didn't put their dicks away... and guess what? They were still presidents... with their dicks out.
 
Okay kids… I am likely to be sentenced to the horrible reality of working in an office with f-ing headphones. I do not want my 10,000+ collection of tunes on my phone. I could put them on a thumb drive, but don’t really want them on my work computer.

What is the device to allow me to be able to listen to my music library through my good headphones?
 
lavendersilk said:
Respectfully, I disagree. He was not quite "popular" enough to be president. Too many enemies. He didn't play the game. Also, so many of our presidents didn't put their dicks away... and guess what? They were still presidents... with their dicks out.
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With the debt credit structure he created, being a war hero, and with the backing of New York's financial class, l think he would have beat Adams. Also reading The Federalists Papers. With his debating skills and terrifying intellect, had he focused on it, he would have won.

And others had their dicks out, the didn't print a pamphlet about it ...
 
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