Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

There was a senior when I was a freshman who pole vaulted, the pole snapped on him mid jump, we thought he got shot it was so loud ... That was in the late nineties so gunshot would have been way less common, even in the country

I'm not telling him that story. I don't want him to ever consider the pole could snap.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm not telling him that story. I don't want him to ever consider the pole could snap.

Dude was fine, but I wasn't sharing to scare you, I was sharing as a precaution

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dude was fine, but I wasn't sharing to scare you, I was sharing as a precaution

It's okay, I know the risk. The kids are good about knowing which poles are rated for which weight and they check them out before every meet. It would still scare the crap out of me though.

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's okay, I know the risk. The kids are good about knowing which poles are rated for which weight and they check them out before every meet. It would still scare the crap out of me though.

Yea. I know.
It was the first time I saw Coach run.... Lol

 

[MissLabelled]

What you don’t love spam cock and mac n cheese jizz with a sprinkling of ketchup???

I for one rather enjoyed that avatar, it was very creative.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I for one rather enjoyed that avatar, it was very creative.

The only thing I didn't like is that it kept making me hungry

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I for one rather enjoyed that avatar, it was very creative.

I suppose I should appreciate your odd sensibilities. They probably account for a significant portion of your tolerance of me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

not me listening to this at 13 and completely vibing to it.

 

[Amanda330]

Padma is the sun, the moon and the stars, and if she ever told me to pack up my knives and leave, it would ruin me.

For sure she's gorgeous. But I miss your old av.

 

[MissLabelled]

I suppose I should appreciate your odd sensibilities. They probably account for a significant portion of your tolerance of me.

Odd sensibilities. That’s a polite way of saying
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaDRwZ3c2NnJ5bWpyb2FoMXZpbXNwcXVtOTI1bHl6M2l0OGFicTVsMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/MEWevEapX8D8DRgPmb/giphy.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Odd sensibilities. That’s a polite way of saying
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaDRwZ3c2NnJ5bWpyb2FoMXZpbXNwcXVtOTI1bHl6M2l0OGFicTVsMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/MEWevEapX8D8DRgPmb/giphy.gif

Have you met me?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know the business well enough to know I wouldn't be making any real money. But to actually get published? That is a dream. That someone else could hold something I made, that they could enjoy it. That a story could make some iota of difference, even if just to one person reading it.

And technically, I finished my first novel, but I don't count it among these. It was terrible, and not my voice at all. More a bad Tolkien pastiche. Make that a horrible Tolkien pastiche. But I sat on the beach and had a lovely time burning it page by page in a bonfire. I finished it, that was the point. But it was better off in flames, trust me.

Self publish? With ebooks, it's never been easier

 

[Amanda330]

Odd sensibilities. That’s a polite way of saying
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaDRwZ3c2NnJ5bWpyb2FoMXZpbXNwcXVtOTI1bHl6M2l0OGFicTVsMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/MEWevEapX8D8DRgPmb/giphy.gif

The loveliest kind of weird.

 

[Amanda330]

Have you met me?

New phone, who dis?

 

[BrendaBear]

Padma is the sun, the moon and the stars, and if she ever told me to pack up my knives and leave, it would ruin me.

For sure she's gorgeous. But I miss your old av.

Ummmm... I don't. This one is waaaaayyyy better!

 

[Amanda330]

Ummmm... I don't. This one is waaaaayyyy better!

No.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay, but what about dudes just being good dads? I swear when guys like @Whiskeyjack and @SalaciousMonkey22 talk about their kids, it does things to my ovaries

Okay, here is my Good Dad story for today. My kid is house and dog sitting for my ex. The dog gets into something and pukes in her crate, then sits in it. My ex is due home that night, and this will not go well. Kid calls me at work, frantic. She is going to her boyfriend's senior prom, and has fifteen minutes to get to her nail appointment. She knows well I am fine with most gross things, but I am horrible with puke. Horrible. But I am not going to leave her to the Wrath of Mom, so I head over. Also, my ex forgot to leave money (legitimately forgot), so can I help. Give her my last fifty bucks, explain tipping for nails (she gets then done about once a year). It takes me forever, because I have to keep stopping, but I get the crate cleaned, the dog bathed and dried.

Dog is fine, kid's nails are beautiful, and prom saved. Good Dad day.

 

[BrendaBear]

No.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExd2FwcWpmMHBmcDE2NW45dnNxeTdoYncwODAydTl5ZmMyYXZ0a3ZhZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xUPOq9oi9CeT8Tmjhm/giphy.gif

That's okay... you can talk crazy talk all you want. I still adore you.

even though you're clearly wrong...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Okay, here is my Good Dad story for today. My kid is house and dog sitting for my ex. The dog gets into something and pukes in her crate, then sits in it. My ex is due home that night, and this will not go well. Kid calls me at work, frantic. She is going to her boyfriend's senior prom, and has fifteen minutes to get to her nail appointment. She knows well I am fine with most gross things, but I am horrible with puke. Horrible. But I am not going to leave her to the Wrath of Mom, so I head over. Also, my ex forgot to leave money (legitimately forgot), so can I help. Give her my last fifty bucks, explain tipping for nails (she gets then done about once a year). It takes me forever, because I have to keep stopping, but I get the crate cleaned, the dog bathed and dried.

Dog is fine, kid's nails are beautiful, and prom saved. Good Dad day.

Good daddying. That's a hell of a good sport.

 

[AuntieDisco]

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That's okay... you can talk crazy talk all you want. I still adore you.

even though you're clearly wrong...

I miss the shark one, that one was the best. This is hot though

 

[BrendaBear]

Dog is fine, kid's nails are beautiful, and prom saved. Good Dad day.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaHBrMnF3M3Z3eGl1bG51YW1sZDRmNG5kankyNTQ2cWpkeXl6MnBlMyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5M9fup32hgG3e/giphy.gif

Legit... that is beautiful, you... are beautiful.

 

[MissLabelled]

Ummmm... I don't. This one is waaaaayyyy better!

No.

I believe I have made it abundantly clear that I boobs.

But I agree with Amanda here, I preferred the older avatar.

 

[UnquietDreams]

GDI, I just got the Helpless song from Hamilton in my head just from that one word

I love Hamilton,but that song comes on and I want to yell, "you aren't helpless! If you put your damn dick away, you would have been President! Idiot!"

 

[Amanda330]

I believe I have made it abundantly clear that I boobs.

But I agree with Amanda here, I preferred the older avatar.

Because it was perfect for Bry... Food, cock, cum. His favorite things. Lol.

Right @SalaciousMonkey22 ?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The loveliest kind of weird.

Yeah that’s probably what I should have said.