Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[BrendaBear]

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[MindYaBitness]

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Lol, don't look at me like that, you were warned, you were playing with fire & you knew it. Don't cry that you got burned

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning weirdos.

The oddest thing just happened, was letting the dog out (shut it) and she startled two frogs fucking on the patio. I could swear one of them was dressed like George Washington. No idea what the fuck was going on.

Anyway, hope everyone’s having a sexy Thirsty Thursday!

Frogs be hoes yall ..


Also … male frogs frequently gangbang the fuck out of a female … so take that information however you want.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Frogs be hoes yall ..


Also … male frogs frequently gangbang the fuck out of a female … so take that information however you want.

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[dawn_of_night]

Remember what I said this morning about never loving my wife more?

This morning we went to Target together and we picked up some washcloths. Then she decided a few minutes later that she didn't like those washcloths. And I learned that my wife is the sort of person to put an item back on a shelf in a completely different department. And it has me rethinking our entire relationship.

*I did ask, and she did tell me that she doesn't do this with refrigerated perishables, but I don't know if I can believe her now.

It's true .... Those people are the worst ... However guilty as charged ... I find something I like better, I'm like a box troll, I just replace it with said item....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lol, don't look at me like that, you were warned, you were playing with fire & you knew it. Don't cry that you got burned

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[MindYaBitness]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Frogs be hoes yall ..


Also … male frogs frequently gangbang the fuck out of a female … so take that information however you want.

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[crazychemgirl]

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Do you want to hear about how otters and dolphins … objectively adorable sea creatures…


Are also kind of rapey.

 

[LupineOne]

Remember what I said this morning about never loving my wife more?

This morning we went to Target together and we picked up some washcloths. Then she decided a few minutes later that she didn't like those washcloths. And I learned that my wife is the sort of person to put an item back on a shelf in a completely different department. And it has me rethinking our entire relationship.

*I did ask, and she did tell me that she doesn't do this with refrigerated perishables, but I don't know if I can believe her now.

I understand completely. If you want to get my hackles up, that’s one way to do it

 

[BrendaBear]

It's true .... Those people are the worst ... However guilty as charged ... I find something I like better, I'm like a box troll, I just replace it with said item....

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I grew up working in grocery stores. I am morally obligated to put stuff in the right place - when I see it on the shelf! I didn't even put it there, and I have to put it back.

After years of therapy, I'm getting better and less inclined to do that.

Actually, I'm just getting lazy as I get older.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you want to hear about how otters and dolphins … objectively adorable sea creatures…


Are also kind of rapey.

A) I knew this.
B)

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[Nicefella]

Remember what I said this morning about never loving my wife more?

This morning we went to Target together and we picked up some washcloths. Then she decided a few minutes later that she didn't like those washcloths. And I learned that my wife is the sort of person to put an item back on a shelf in a completely different department. And it has me rethinking our entire relationship.

*I did ask, and she did tell me that she doesn't do this with refrigerated perishables, but I don't know if I can believe her now.

She totally does and she is part of a larger evil sorority - I found frozen peas right next to a pack of women’s underwear (not cute) in the hardware department.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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This is hot. Bring it.

Frogs be hoes yall ..


Also … male frogs frequently gangbang the fuck out of a female … so take that information however you want.

Damn amphibians getting more freaky than me. Some bull(frog) shit.

 

[LupineOne]

She totally does and she is part of a larger evil sorority - I found frozen peas right next to a pack of women’s underwear (not cute) in the hardware department.

Yup. I was walking through my local store once, and found a gallon of milk in the goddamn freezer. How lazy does one have to be (or oblivious, or evil) to put it there??

 

[Trubbycat]

Remember what I said this morning about never loving my wife more?

This morning we went to Target together and we picked up some washcloths. Then she decided a few minutes later that she didn't like those washcloths. And I learned that my wife is the sort of person to put an item back on a shelf in a completely different department. And it has me rethinking our entire relationship.

*I did ask, and she did tell me that she doesn't do this with refrigerated perishables, but I don't know if I can believe her now.

I almost always go back to the proper aisle to return something, unless I'm annoyed. Then I'll just throw it as hard as I can.

 

[Nicefella]

Yup. I was walking through my local store once, and found a gallon of milk in the goddamn freezer. How lazy does one have to be (or oblivious, or evil) to put it there??

I’ve seen socks in freezers, hairspray, a half eaten orange. A half eaten orange!!! Like some motherfucker but into half an orange like a rabid monkey and then left it right next to a Ben n Jerry’s cherry Garcia pint. Animals!

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Please, talk dirtier to me...

 

[LupineOne]

I’ve seen socks in freezers, hairspray, a half eaten orange. A half eaten orange!!! Like some motherfucker but into half an orange like a rabid monkey and then left it right next to a Ben n Jerry’s cherry Garcia pint. Animals!

It’s worse. They’re human.

 

[BrendaBear]

I almost always go back to the proper aisle to return something, unless I'm annoyed. Then I'll just throw it as hard as I can.

But but but... shouldn't you be batting it down the aisle or something felinian like that?

 

[Nicefella]

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I almost always go back to the proper aisle to return something, unless I'm annoyed. Then I'll just throw it as hard as I can.

 

[Taegul]

Frogs be hoes yall ..


Also … male frogs frequently gangbang the fuck out of a female … so take that information however you want.

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[dawn_of_night]

, unless I'm annoyed. Then I'll just throw it as hard as I can.

This is the key to market place shenanigans and disrespectful item placement

 

[Nicefella]

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So I kinda don’t like frogs either.