Sex & Shenanigans

[Trubbycat]

Not sure if the increased blood flow and pulse is good after an incision though

Then you should stick with the scary German stuff.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wouldn’t porn be encouraged … aren’t orgasms healing?

Depends, apparently I'm supposed to abstain from O's for 4-6 week after surgery. If you hear of a strange case of spontaneous human combustion sometime in August, it was me.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It ain't me babe. No, no no, it ain't me babe...

You’re not the fortunate son, no…

The dictacles are strong in this thread

Jeez what you people get into when I’m not around…

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You guys forgot to tag @Indie

Hey all. Sitting in pre-op to have a thyroidectomy to remedy the cancer they found 2 months ago. I would appreciate any good vibes, prayers, etc. you would be willing to send my way.

I'll catch ya on the flip side.

Carry on, weirdos.

People have asked for boobs for much less scary procedures, if anyone deserved healing boobs it’s this gent. Help out a gent who could use it (I hope I deliver better for you than I have in making this appeal for others)

If you could be any animal at all … what animal would you be and why?

A cat. Because my chosen human would wait on me hand and foot.

^

Panda. Why, cause I saw one on TV this morning and thought it would be nice.

Pandas are cute and all, but they’re literally going extinct because they’re too lazy to fuck. Can’t imagine living like that!

 

[BrendaBear]

Pandas are cute and all, but they’re literally going extinct because they’re too lazy to fuck. Can’t imagine living like that!

I hate it when I am too lazy to fuck.

Can you pass me that bag of ruffles?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You are an international treasure, do you know that?

Pandas are cute and all, but they’re literally going extinct because they’re too lazy to fuck. Can’t imagine living like that!

Thank you! Last time I brought up the realities of nature I got yelled at for two pages. Over a bee. (That I still say was eaten by a crow).

 

[Trubbycat]

I hate it when I am too lazy to fuck.

Can you pass me that bag of ruffles?

Wasn't that a Dead Kennedys song?

Ooooh wait... Too Drunk to Fuck...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wasn't that a Dead Kennedys song?

Ooooh wait... Too Drunk to Fuck...

I went to a party! I danced all night!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok … fair. Probably better to play it safe and just binge some Netflix

And I recently discovered there are some interesting shows there, so win/win.

Then you should stick with the scary German stuff.

Or read @vagrantx 's stories, so hot, until they aren't.

Depends, apparently I'm supposed to abstain from O's for 4-6 week after surgery. If you hear of a strange case of spontaneous human combustion sometime in August, it was me.

I am so sorry for your pending torture.

You’re not the fortunate son, no…

I did not have that silver spoon in hand.

Thank you for your very generous submission not sure if I'm more interested in them as a soft place to rest my head or more vigorous activities.

Pandas are cute and all, but they’re literally going extinct because they’re too lazy to fuck. Can’t imagine living like that!

I mean, they're bringing back wooly mammoths, maybe they can modify panda genes to make them more horny

 

[BrendaBear]

Wasn't that a Dead Kennedys song?

Ooooh wait... Too Drunk to Fuck...

I thought it was a Really Feeling Shitty Kennedys song.

But I have been wrong before.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I thought it was a Really Feeling Shitty Kennedys song.

But I have been wrong before.

I think Brenda's been drinking again

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You are an international treasure, do you know that?


Thank you! Last time I brought up the realities of nature I got yelled at for two pages. Over a bee. (That I still say was eaten by a crow).

I think The Ballad of the Bee and Crow must’ve occurred on one of my “fuck it” sick days, but this evening’s Dodgers @ Diamondback game was delayed over an hour because of a bee hive on the net behind home plate

 

[Trubbycat]

I think Brenda's been drinking again

That's what bears do.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Thank you for your very generous submission not sure if I'm more interested in them as a soft place to rest my head or more vigorous activities.


I mean, they're bringing back wooly mammoths, maybe they can modify panda genes to make them more horny

After the day you had, you can definitely use them as a pillow! (Not sure if all the people using the “” reaction failed to follow rule #3 or just appreciate my humor more than my boobs, but at least you found them )

Umm they should borrow whatev chemical is in my brain making me extra fucking frisky all the time and develop a serum to boost panda libido

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

On my way


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Where @Bry1313 goes, I follow
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Sorry boys, those aprons aren’t part of the naked butler uniform, you’ll have to remove them!

He has deviced a formula, which he won't share with anyone. Basically he has deconstructed popmusic into a math problem, which needs to be solved. Whenever he writes a song, it's as formulaeic as a song can possibly be.

Even though his music, and pop in general, has evolved during his 3+ decades of writing hits, one thing they all have in common is that it's all incredibly easy to digest, with short catchy hooks.

He has weaponized the ear-worm.

This reminds me of an old episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun, a show where John Lithgow plays an alien posing as a human to gather information. When he encounters a piano for the first time, he’s like “oooh, it’s math!” and instantly plays it like someone who’s been playing for years

In many cases, just write a song based on Pachelbel’s Canon

I apologize, don’t hate me

Holy fuck I’m never going to be able to unhear those!

 

[Azuldrgon]

After the day you had, you can definitely use them as a pillow! (Not sure if all the people using the “” reaction failed to follow rule #3 or just appreciate my humor more than my boobs, but at least you found them )

Umm they should borrow whatev chemical is in my brain making me extra fucking frisky all the time and develop a serum to boost panda libido

For those of you who missed it as a PSA.
Rule #3: Check all emojis.
You never disappoint pretty @Kitty_so_frisky .
Thank you for making me smile before bed. You're amazing.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I know one of the guys wrote you an rX for boobotherapy. Hopefully the lit ladies are filling your inbox with healing boobs.

Glad to hear it sir. Hope your box is full.

Oh…were they supposed to be in his inbox? Oh well, good vibes and big boobs for all

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh…were this supposed to be in his inbox? Oh well, good vibes and big boobs for all

Like I said, you are an international treasure.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oh…were this supposed to be in his inbox? Oh well, good vibes and big boobs for all

Sharing is caring.

Like I said, you are an international treasure.

A global delight.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Like I said, you are an international treasure.

Back atcha! Will never forget that I mentioned a mild Santa fetish and you made a pic of you in a Santa hat appear and I suggested someone do a Scooby Doo ending to a ghost cock pop and you made that happen too

 

[ShaneoD]

Depends, apparently I'm supposed to abstain from O's for 4-6 week after surgery. If you hear of a strange case of spontaneous human combustion sometime in August, it was me.

Damn I feel for you, I had an op when I was 21 and wasn't supposed to masturbate for 30 days, day 23 was the most nervous wank I've ever had

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Only if you heard her enjoying it.

Also, porn on hospital WiFi... no, yes?

For what they're charging, go for it.

It's the VA, so assuming you're an American, thank you.

If you occasionally shout out USA FUCK YEAH, you're probably good.

Wouldn’t porn be encouraged … aren’t orgasms healing?

Considering the ridiculously amount the US spends on the military, I’d be pissed if some of my tax dollars didn’t help vets watch porn at the VA hospital

Depends, apparently I'm supposed to abstain from O's for 4-6 week after surgery. If you hear of a strange case of spontaneous human combustion sometime in August, it was me.

After my 2nd uterine surgery, I was literally begging my overly-cautious then-BF to make me cum to help relieve the cramping

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Considering the ridiculously amount the US spends on the military, I’d be pissed if some of my tax dollars didn’t help vets watch porn at the VA hospital

They literally ration the WiFi to 90 minutes a day, per device. It's so stupid.

After my 2nd uterine surgery, I was literally begging my overly-cautious then-BF to make me cum to help relieve the cramping

He has to be asked more than once? I understand why your relationship to him is past tense

 

[UnquietDreams]

Back atcha! Will never forget that I mentioned a mild Santa fetish and you made a pic of you in a Santa hat appear and I suggested someone do a Scooby Doo ending to a ghost cock pop and you made that happen too

I do what I can.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

They literally ration the WiFi to 90 minutes a day, per device. It's so stupid.

He has to be asked more than once? I understand why your relationship to him is past tense

That IS stupid and a horrible utilization of our tax dollars!

As I said, he was being overly cautious. Technically, penetrative sex was forbidden by my Dr, but clitoral orgasms were not There were many reasons why that relationship didn’t last, but the sex wasn’t one of them!

I do what I can.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Depends, apparently I'm supposed to abstain from O's for 4-6 week after surgery. If you hear of a strange case of spontaneous human combustion sometime in August, it was me.

You should donate those unused Os to needy Litsters.