Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Can’t scare me off that easy
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[BrendaBear]

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@Lmizzler meat pockets too

Am I the only one that thought of making a similar edit to @MissLabelled 's lovely picture with the caption "the right temp"?

Just me.

Sorry. Shutting up again.

*slinks out of the room*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This one YouTube channel I watch gives the best kills the Golden Chainsaw award. And the lamest kill gets the Dull Machete award

Is that the Shudder Awards? I tried watching that a couple times. Awards shows, in general, ain’t my bag though.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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I’m not a huge fan of horror movies, but I did attend the 1987 world premier of the film Street Trash which had some gruesome demises (as well as a game of keep-away with a guys pecker.)

 

[MissLabelled]

Is that the Shudder Awards? I tried watching that a couple times. Awards shows, in general, ain’t my bag though.

No, this one is called “The Kill Count”

It’s not an award show, it’s a recap of the horror movies they watched, and they tally the kills and then give the best / worse kill award.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The pythons are probably as close to tentacles as you can get.

Ew...not into that choking stuff

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m not a huge fan of horror movies, but I did attend the 1987 world premier of the film Street Trash which had some gruesome demises (as well as a game of keep-away with a guys pecker.)

10/10 would watch

 

[__Nathan1968]

10/10 would watch

This was, perhaps, the original Cockapult.

 

[Bry1313]

Hey all. Sitting in pre-op to have a thyroidectomy to remedy the cancer they found 2 months ago. I would appreciate any good vibes, prayers, etc. you would be willing to send my way.

I'll catch ya on the flip side.

Carry on, weirdos.

People have asked for boobs for much less scary procedures, if anyone deserved healing boobs it’s this gent. Help out a gent who could use it (I hope I deliver better for you than I have in making this appeal for others)

 

[vagrantx]

Currently we're watching:
Blue Eye Samurai on Netflix.

This show is gorgeous! If you've seen, and enjoyed, Arcane then this one is highly recommended!

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

IYKYK

 

[BrendaBear]

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Giggle giggle snort!

 

[BrendaBear]

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IYKYK

I don't think I know.... but it is kind of a life goal for me anyway...

 

[__Nathan1968]

I don't think I know.... but it is kind of a life goal for me anyway...

Pooping in the woods is a life goal?

 

[BrendaBear]

Pooping in the woods is a life goal?

Ewwwww.... that was the inference I didn't get?

I was really hoping for something far more fun than that. Not my kink...

 

[UnquietDreams]

It is 80°F here.

Well of course is hot around you, Purple...

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could be any animal at all … what animal would you be and why?

 

[UnquietDreams]

My love is prodigious and non-hierarchical.
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A monkey's heart is a deep ocean of secrets...

 

[__Nathan1968]

Ewwwww.... that was the inference I didn't get?

I was really hoping for something far more fun than that. Not my kink...

First known print record of the adage:

 

[lavendersilk]

If you could be any animal at all … what animal would you be and why?

A cat. Because my chosen human would wait on me hand and foot.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right??? Please tell me someone somewhere is having fun!

I have a nice chai latte and an apple cinnamon...thing. I am warm. I am catching up. So, on a sliding scale, I am haivng big fun.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Jeez what you people get into when I’m not around…

Did someone forget the gloves??

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have a nice chai latte and an apple cinnamon...thing. I am warm. I am catching up. So, on a sliding scale, I am haivng big fun.

*Rubs head and messages behind ears*

 

[BrendaBear]

If you could be any animal at all … what animal would you be and why?

A cat. Because my chosen human would wait on me hand and foot.

Exactly!!! I can't help notice there is a linguistic reason why "cat" and "brat" are so similar... cats do what they want, when they want, and don't care if you like it or not. And then when they want attention, we give it to them and are glad they want our attention.

Clearly, I need some more kitty energies in my person hood.