Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I just found one of my son's sippy cups in the basement. It was half-full and must have been down there at least a week, as the milk was mostly solid.
And you weirdos wonder why I don't like cheese.

That's not how you make cheese.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[BrendaBear]

What I like to hear....
Even if you weren't talking to me ,

Right??? Please tell me someone somewhere is having fun!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Right??? Please tell me someone somewhere is having fun!

Sorry not here ...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Right??? Please tell me someone somewhere is having fun!

It ain't me babe. No, no no, it ain't me babe...

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's not how you make cheese.

Technicalities... Out a rusty nail in it and you prolly could have called it #bootlegbluecheese

 

[dawn_of_night]

It ain't me babe. No, no no, it ain't me babe...

Right, not even an e-bone

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[dawn_of_night]

Get out....

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[MissLabelled]

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

 

[BrendaBear]

It ain't me babe. No, no no, it ain't me babe...

And you know, that song will be going through my head for a few hours now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

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[MindYaBitness]

Hey all. Sitting in pre-op to have a thyroidectomy to remedy the cancer they found 2 months ago. I would appreciate any good vibes, prayers, etc. you would be willing to send my way.

I'll catch ya on the flip side.

Carry on, weirdos.

All the good vibes are being sent your way my friend!
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[MissLabelled]

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Florida man. Florida, man.

 

[BrendaBear]

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Chemistry??? Really?

Are you sure you aren't in sales???
Oh... Politics???

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Well, shit, there goes my weekend. I was going to share a jar of those Janky Florida gummies & see which aquatic reptile woul get freaky with me!

 

[MissLabelled]

Well, shit, there goes my weekend. I was going to share a jar of those Janky Florida gummies & see which aquatic reptile woul get freaky with me!

Is this your way of telling us you're into tentacle porn?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this your way of telling us you're into tentacle porn?

The dictacles are strong in this thread

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Lmizzler meat pockets too

 

[__Nathan1968]

Well, shit, there goes my weekend. I was going to share a jar of those Janky Florida gummies & see which aquatic reptile woul get freaky with me!

The pythons are probably as close to tentacles as you can get.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The dictacles are strong in this thread

Jeez what you people get into when I’m not around…

 

[MissLabelled]

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This one YouTube channel I watch gives the best kills the Golden Chainsaw award. And the lamest kill gets the Dull Machete award

 

[MissLabelled]

Jeez what you people get into when I’m not around…

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