Sex & Shenanigans

I would like to blame boobs!

I second this nomination!🤔😇

I guess that settles it then, no more posting of the boobs. You've made your choice!
Damn…can’t a girl sleep for a few hours without men ruining everything for everyone?! 😜

Right? Now I'll post on commission. They want to see the boobs they better show their butts first! 🍑

🙈
I like to commission a boob portrait ladies 🍑

Please don’t punish the entire shenanigang for the offenses of these two! Unless it’s spanking… 🍑

Wait, why do those two nimrods set boob policy around here?

hey men, can we make sure these two don’t speak for us going forward? Please and thank you.
I mean…it’s never a good idea to let @SirConradPeckereye speak for you, but I expected better from @jason28053
 
I love you kitty and respect your opinion on so many things, but you’re simply incorrect here. Vegan tacos are fucking delicious, I won’t insist everyone have them but they are a wonderful addition to any taco bar. Mmmmm jackfruit.

I think the only one I’ve had was out of curiosity (if it’s considered vegan) was a mushroom taco from the three different tacos I got to consume.
Again, people can eat whatever the fuck they want, but not everything gets to be called a taco!

They make me sad. It's the texture. I can't take it.

As said, I can’t with the texture. I have tried so many times. But, I trust others when they tell me mushroom based dishes are also delicious

Right? I even want to like them because I'm made fun of all the time for disliking them. But I cannot get over the texture. It's squeaky.
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For me, it’s the texture AND the smell AND I just can’t get past the fact that they’re fungus. They smell like what I would imagine burnt tires taste like. Mushrooms are the perfect storm of all things disgusting
 
It’s like my mouth know’s it’s not quite animal and it’s not quite vegetable and rejects it utterly.
Fungus 🤢🤮


I would give you all of my mushrooms, lavender. ❤️🍄
I can pick a lot of things I don’t like out of my food, but once mushrooms or seafood touch any part of it, the whole thing is contaminated and I can’t eat it 🙅🏻‍♀️ Well that, and certain cheeses I dislike are practically impossible to remove once they’re melted on

What is an ax?

Was also curious about this...

I am not sure either

Does this mean you want to axe people who do like tomatoes? Or mushrooms? Or who don't? Or is it a food that I've never heard of?

Or a typo?
This entire exchange makes me sad

Me not making jokes about tacos or giving people mushrooms View attachment 2341680

Nah, I’m better than that low hanging fruit.

Sometimes.
Gotta respect how even though you’re resisting making the jokes, you still have to post that you’re resisting. The post slut is strong in you!
 
29 April 2004, Oldsmobile was dissolved. They stopped producing new cars 20 years ago.
I assumed you knew and I was playing up the "no blood in my brain" thing.
Oldsmobile did not make it to the 21st century.
Kay. Had no idea, I only chose it since whenever I think "American gas guzzler" I think of this thing.
Ugly, huge, and it's in like every single movie ever made. No wonder they died out!

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