Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

You wouldn’t even taste my meat?

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No kidding, that is a thing of beauty. Excellent work, man. I'm proud for you.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Redbreast, lemon juice, simple syrup. Sometimes an egg white, no garnish. I will go with a nice rye (I am partial to a local distillery, Crater Lake), but I prefer the flavor of the Redbreast. It is my "comfortable chair" of cocktails. Float when I want something "jammy," but I love red wine, so...

Neck and neck with a classic dry Martini (with orange bitters) for me.

Not a bartender, I just cosplay one at home.

I could never soil Red Breast with anything but ice. I always use a blended whiskey (Canadian) for my sours.

Egg white is tradition and gives a beautiful finish. Mine is much simpler and definitely cheats but it tends to be a big hit at tailgates and brunches and it accomplishes the required task.

Yours is definitely more fine dining.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I could never soil Red Breast with anything but ice. I always use a blended whiskey (Canadian) for my sours.

Egg white is tradition and gives a beautiful finish. Mine is much simpler and definitely cheats but it tends to be a big hit at tailgates and brunches and it accomplishes the required task.

Yours is definitely more fine dining.

For my sour I need something subtle (Redbreast) or strong (rye) and I never had much luck in between those lines. But either one neat is perfect as well. I am a simple man at heart.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

cc: @PlanetaryNebula

and anyone else this morning saying

I DON’T WANNA

I missed the link . And the morning

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I brought some for everyone

Aww…no more cake left for Kitty

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You can use my place. I will move the clean clothes off my bed.

Put your damn clothes away already, it’s been weeks

I've always wanted to join the mile high club...

Heyyy new Purple Satin avy

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m thinking a place we can all drive to … the airports will be chaos.

What about all the Brits? Just tossing them to the wolves?

I'm sure @LupineOne wouldn't mind that.

Not if it were @Wand3rlust or @Daisy_Love

Okay, but I need my Brit! Can we toss @Btq97 to this Kitty instead of the wolves? The world isn’t allowed to end before I fuck his brains out, 4 times a day, for as many days as we have left!

 

[deft]

What about all the Brits? Just tossing them to the wolves?

Who's tossing the Brits, now?

 

[lavendersilk]

Who's tossing the Brits, now?

@LupineOne and @Kitty_so_frisky

 

[deft]

@LupineOne and @Kitty_so_frisky

Ooooh, a threesome!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who's tossing the Brits, now?

@LupineOne and @Kitty_so_frisky

Nono, @morelikeasong asked if @crazychemgirl was tossing the Brits to the wolves @LupineOne and I are just trying to save a few

 

[deft]

Nono, @morelikeasong asked if @crazychemgirl was tossing the Brits to the wolves @LupineOne and I are just trying to save a few

Oh, that kind of tossing. Shame

 

[LupineOne]

Nono, @morelikeasong asked if @crazychemgirl was tossing the Brits to the wolves @LupineOne and I are just trying to save a few

I don’t know about you, but the ones I choose I’m eating alive

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What’s the drink & food of choice for the apocalypse orgy?

Margaritas, obviously. A taco/tostada/salad bar so we can eat whatever portions are needed at any given time for sustenance without stuffing ourselves too full to orgy. Burnt ends nachos. Fresh cut fruit, and particularly bananas to keep the leg cramps away. Lots of water, Gatorade and Pedialyte so no one gets dehydrated. Pineapple juice for those who want to die believing in that myth Big Stick popsicles. Nothing to carb-heavy or sugar crash-inducing

Chili cheese fry pringles are fire … just FYI

You’re not allowed near the snack table.

Neither are you and your vegan tacos!
(Only half kidding. You can have your vegan taco ingredients in the kitchen, away from the main snack table )

Who am I picking up on the way to Utah? I like to drive with my titties out, in case you needed a compelling reason to road trip with me.

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If I didn't already live here I'd say me. I'd be happy to road trip tits out with you

See, someone thinking logically. My mind was just stuck on the visual of road tripping topless with @Amanda330 lol

Well @Amanda330 is obviously west.... I was kinda hoping you were east of me....
And hoping is see two topless ladies on the same day

Times like these I’d wish science fiction was real and that teleporting devices existed.

But that’s not the same as road tripping with your tits out is it.

Get in shenanigang, the road trip has started

Holy fuck, Let me get my boobs out too

I happen to have lots of experience with my tits out in all kinds of vehicles, including a plane! Here is my resume:

 

[deft]

I happen to have lots of experience with my tits out in all kinds of vehicles, including a plane! Here is my resume:

You're hired!

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm definitely giving up meat and becoming a vagitarian.

I've been there for years!

I missed the link . And the morning

It was just my face doing a "moue" (I learned that word yesterday!) because I was in the office on Monday morning.

I happen to have lots of experience with my tits out in all kinds of vehicles, including a plane! Here is my resume:

You and your boobs are definitely welcome to join. Hop in, we have plenty of room this car.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Malört! Swedish for Wormwood.
Mal, meaning moth, and ört meaning herb. Moth herb. Old wives tale that it could keep moths away from your closet.
Wormwood is also a company that makes wonderful handcrafted nerd accessories, like dice cases and DND game tables!

If I remember my Shakespeare correctly, wormwood was also applied to nipples to induce lactation for wet nurses?

That was my next guess.

[Narrator: That was, in fact, not his next guess.]

Did you intend for us to hear that in Ron Howard’s voice as narrator of Arrested Development? Because I totally did

I think you misjudge the population of likely voters . And just HOW adorable he and I could be.

I think you’re forgetting one thing: boobs always win!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Put your damn clothes away already, it’s been weeks

New clean clothes. They keep rotating. And no one else is using that side, so I am efficient.

 

[Amanda330]

Geez…a Swifty with zero chill. Shocking

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Both of those songs were pretty good lol.

I always liked this mash-up because it mixes my favorite band Tool with the slightly overrated Taylor Swift (relax, I'm just trolling you)

I absolutely will not relax. Lol

@Kitty_so_frisky

 

[MissLabelled]

Love the new AV @lavendersilk

 

[Amanda330]

Love the new AV @lavendersilk

Me too, me too!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I would like to blame boobs!

I second this nomination!

 

[Azuldrgon]

I happen to have lots of experience with my tits out in all kinds of vehicles, including a plane! Here is my resume:

Love those kind of resumes.
Thank you @Kitty_so_frisky.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@Kitty_so_frisky

Totally not clicking that