Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

What did everyone do to celebrate Earth Day?

I watered my plants while not wearing a bra? Does that count?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like to be comfy when I'm fucking. Not in a tiny bathroom lol

Say it again for the ones on the back...
Never wanted to fly in a private plane so bad right now....

 

[Amanda330]

I watered my plants while not wearing a bra? Does that count?

Yes!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like to be comfy when I'm fucking. Not in a tiny bathroom lol

I mean… I’m with you there.

I like to sprawl out naked and enjoy my orgasm.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like to be comfy when I'm fucking. Not in a tiny bathroom lol

Exactly. Better in concept than actually.

 

[lavendersilk]

I like to be comfy when I'm fucking. Not in a tiny bathroom lol

All of Colorodo is elevated so we can fuck anywhere in the state and still be in the club

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean… I’m with you there.

I like to sprawl out naked and enjoy my orgasm.

What I hear is I kick everyone else off the bed.

 

[Taegul]

Am I the only one who understands what the thinner air of a higher altitude does to a person's stamina?

I'll stick to beachside fucking in a comfy cabana TYVM.

 

[lavendersilk]

This bird has been trying to find a mate or annoy his mates all day.

https://voca.ro/1kR8zzu5frcg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Am I the only one who understands what the thinner air of a higher altitude does to a person's stamina?

I'll stick to beachside fucking in a comfy cabana TYVM.

This is end of the world fucking …plus it’s an orgy .., lots of time to just sit and watch.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What I hear is I kick everyone else off the bed.

I mean, who says you were on the bed in the first place … sometimes oral is easier if you are on the floor.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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[Mr_bogey]

What about all the Brits? Just tossing them to the wolves?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, who says you were on the bed in the first place … sometimes oral is easier if you are on the floor.

What I hear is, I kick everyone off the bed before I even start.

 

[lavendersilk]

What about all the Brits? Just tossing them to the wolves?

I'm sure @LupineOne wouldn't mind that.

 

[Amanda330]

Am I the only one who understands what the thinner air of a higher altitude does to a person's stamina?

I'll stick to beachside fucking in a comfy cabana TYVM.

But if I come from higher elevation technically I'll have more stamina because my body has acclimated to less oxygen

 

[lavendersilk]

What I hear is, I kick everyone off the bed before I even start.

Alone?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m thinking a place we can all drive to … the airports will be chaos.

The world is ending. There are no consequences. We can just steal a plane or better yet, a cruise ship.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Toss ‘em like tea into Boston Harbor.

 

[Taegul]

This is end of the world fucking …plus it’s an orgy .., lots of time to just sit and watch.

WTF? There ain't no "sit and watch" time to spare when we're talking about end of the world fucking.

That's jackhammer time!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I vote Utah. You could all come here...

Would the Utah drivers be better or worse pre-apocalypse? I imagine the soaking would skyrocket!

 

[Taegul]

But if I come from higher elevation technically I'll have more stamina because my body has acclimated to less oxygen

So you'll have more stamina to fuck me with?

So what's the problem?

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is end of the world fucking …plus it’s an orgy .., lots of time to just sit and watch.

I think we can all agree there is probably a better club name and motto...
Even if we have to make it up ourselves...

I want room to breathe, for lady bits and boy body's and definitely a shower with a chair bench removable shower head.... No D type showering...

 

[LupineOne]

I'm sure @LupineOne wouldn't mind that.

Not if it were @Wand3rlust or @Daisy_Love

 

[Amanda330]

So you'll have more stamina to fuck me with?

So what's the problem?

Oh, nothing. Lol. I was just bragging.