Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well, you plainly see it in the movie... It's HUGE.

I know!

And how he uses it at Helm's Deep... so deep.

Wait, we may not be talking about the same thing...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

View attachment 2341760

Hmmmt the thing under my bed was kinda crumpled and stick….eeerrr yeah. Totally terrifying. Very scary.

 

[Amanda330]

I know!

And how he uses it at Helm's Deep... so deep.

Wait, we may not be talking about the same thing...

Don't even think he could get it deeper if he tried...

Are we not?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Don't even think he could get it deeper if he tried...

Are we not?

Apparently we are. I'm just amazed how many he can slay with that thing. And sometimes, only used one hand to wield it!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmm. Well ok then lol.

I still don't get it.

Sorry, first movie, at the Council of Elrond. Aaragorn (a sexy guy) swears to lead Frodo to Mordor, and pledges his sword. Legolas (also a sexy guy) pledges his bow. Then Gimli (maybe sexy, if you like them short and bearded) takes his turn:

And now you know the rest of the story.

 

[Amanda330]

Ummm, what if you don't have a butt? AFAF

Everyone has a butt. You just think yours is flat so you don't want to share it.

Your butt for boobs is the demand, Bogey.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Everyone has a butt. You just think yours is flat so you don't want to share it.

Your butt for boobs is the demand, Bogey.

Goddammit @Mr_bogey why you gotta stir this shit up again.l? Now you gotta come through!

 

[Amanda330]

This is just for those 2, right? I mean I still get boobs, right?
RIGHT?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3ov9jW5LkqPw06WDCw/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952lwgd5ql36m7lg7qidfk63pnc8qgnng0p8lpkxsm0&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[BrendaBear]

Everyone has a butt. You just think yours is flat so you don't want to share it.

Your butt for boobs is the demand, Bogey.

Maybe he's just worried there is a size correlation... flat ass gets a pic of a flat chest...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Apparently we are. I'm just amazed how many he can slay with that thing. And sometimes, only used one hand to wield it!

I just like it when Aragorn tosses his…oh wait…That was the Ralph Bakshi version. Nvm.

 

[BrendaBear]

I just like it when Aragorn tosses his…oh wait…That was the Ralph Bakshi version. Nvm.

So... this Aragorn dude tossed his cookies? Right there on camera?

Eeeewwww!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So... this Aragorn dude tossed his cookies? Right there on camera?

Eeeewwww!

Don’t kink shame me.

 

[MissLabelled]

This is just for those 2, right? I mean I still get boobs, right?
RIGHT?

Ummm, what if you don't have a butt? AFAF

My price is pretty firmly set, butt for boobs. I could potentially allow for a pinch hitter but that would require multiple butts. I hope you have strong negotiating skills to convince the other fellas.

 

[BrendaBear]

Don’t kink shame me.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdjNpYnk2OGhmZ3Z1eW5paWhpdmRyODA1anlnYmM3ZTl0dHdlOTE3ayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/80TEu4wOBdPLG/giphy.gif
My bad.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I still don't get what that has to do with tomatoes and mushrooms. But maybe I'm being literal and it's not that deep. Or funny, apparently.

Not that deep, nor funny. After the movies it became a joke that after two things are listed, the third was "and my ax!"

Less a Lit joke, more a Reddit joke. We are a lowball crowed there.

 

[Amanda330]

Not that deep, nor funny. After the movies it became a joke that after two things are listed, the third was "and my ax!"

Less a Lit joke, more a Reddit joke. We are a lowball crowed there.

No, now that you've explained it, it makes sense. Lol. I'm just glad I understand it now.

 

[Amanda330]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdjNpYnk2OGhmZ3Z1eW5paWhpdmRyODA1anlnYmM3ZTl0dHdlOTE3ayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/80TEu4wOBdPLG/giphy.gif
My bad.

Don't let him bully you. Lol

 

[BrendaBear]

Not that deep, nor funny. After the movies it became a joke that after two things are listed, the third was "and my ax!"

Less a Lit joke, more a Reddit joke. We are a lowball crowed there.

Oh...okay.... and it's not spelled "axe"? Or did I miss that part too?

 

[vagrantx]

Not that deep, nor funny. After the movies it became a joke that after two things are listed, the third was "and my ax!"

Something actually funny about Gimli though is that his actor, John Rhys Davies, was the tallest one on set. Dude's like 185 or 190cm.

 

[BrendaBear]

No, now that you've explained it, it makes sense. Lol. I'm just glad I understand it now.

I'm glad someone does... the humor there is lost on me, but so was the point of LOTR and the Bobbit and all that stuff. NMK?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Something actually funny about Gimli though is that his actor, John Rhys Davies, was the tallest one on set. Dude's like 185 or 190cm.

For those of us using freedom fractions, that is approximately 6'1" which is really amusing, actually.

 

[Amanda330]

Something actually funny about Gimli though is that his actor, John Rhys Davies, was the tallest one on set. Dude's like 185 or 190cm.

Ok - but now in American, please. Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Something actually funny about Gimli though is that his actor, John Rhys Davies, was the tallest one on set. Dude's like 185 or 190cm.

I know! It worked perfectly, as the guys playing the hobbits were all the perfect height with him to set up the false perspective shots.

I love John Rhys Davies.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok - but now in American, please. Lol

About 6'2.

As one of my coworkers put it, "I don't speak Metrical."

 

[vagrantx]

Ok - but now in American, please. Lol

He's roughly a third of the length of an Oldsmobile.