Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Need that middle finger emoji here.

Still looking

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Still looking

How quickly you forgot your new BFF

 

[Bry1313]

How quickly you forgot your new BFF

, it’s stunning that he has that aspect to him

 

[MissLabelled]

Uh, no. I've been down the QEW and Toronto.
Bull. I call bull!

Those were the American tourists.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Those were the American tourists.

Absolutely not!

 

[MissLabelled]

Is this a euphemism? Cause…I mean…

I will drive you absolutely wild!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I will drive you absolutely wild!

You pretty much do already...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I unexpectedly have the house to myself for another 90 minutes. Woohoo!

 

[LupineOne]

Woof. Yep. Definitely out of shape. Back to a regular gym routine

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Those were the American tourists.

Pff. Like any Real American would ever travel to any other country.

(also - when I entered "USA" into the smilies search bar, it's suggested emoji was a hot dog. I mean... it's not wrong).

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Pff. Like any Real American would ever travel to any other country.

(also - when I entered "USA" into the smilies search bar, it's suggested emoji was a hot dog. I mean... it's not wrong).

Not unless we're invading.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Not unless we're invading.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I hold an eternal grudge against the Fast & Furious franchise for making it cool for every fucking moron in a shitty four-banger with broken lawnmower exhaust to think they're a God Damn race car driver.

And for the record, southern Californians are the worst drivers followed by Dallas - Houston i-45.

PNW are far and away the most polite drivers. Not even close.

As a So Cal 1/4 Asian who has driven a rice rocket (horribly), I take offense to this!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

As a So Cal 1/4 Asian who has driven a rice rocket (horribly), I take offense to this!

Just wait until you find where I cited drivers that are DWA.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's beautiful. On ramp drivers actually zipper merge when it's their actual turn to merge. In So Cal, they keep passing you on the shoulder for 1/2 a mile then nose-dive into the lane, playing chicken with vehicles that are 3x their size. They also do the patented off-ramp maneuver of crossing over 3 lanes of freeway after the last second to take an exit and barely dodge the guard railing and barrel barriers that split the offramp from the freeway lane.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Why so glum?
It's hump day, find something or someone to hump

Just not a Winnie the Pooh plushie

The bottles for my D&D healing potions came today.
I like making props for my games.

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You! Pants. Off. Now! Umm…I mean…neat! The labels need a smaller font so they don’t require wraparound though

Don't let stupid shit steal your joy!
I hate when things just happen and don't make sense... like posting gifs
I'd say you have a friend in me, but I don't Buzz Light-year's wings to extend inside of me.

Callback of the day!

 

[Dubinsky]

I unexpectedly have the house to myself for another 90 minutes. Woohoo!

I had an alone-time hour today. Totally unexpected and ABSOLUTELY welcome.

Twinsies!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I had an alone-time hour today. Totally unexpected and ABSOLUTELY welcome.

Twinsies!

Still waiting on the deets

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hate to see you go, but love to think about you showering!

(was that creepy? It was, wasn't it... )

Totally not creepy babe

 

[LupineOne]

Totally not creepy babe

Hiya Nebbles!

 

[BrendaBear]

Hate to see you go, but love to think about you showering!

(was that creepy? It was, wasn't it... )

Totally not creepy babe

Right? @lavendersilk is never creepy... I don't think she could be if she tried.

But I would giggle a lot if she tried... just sayin'

 

[Dubinsky]

Still waiting on the deets

I read my Bible.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I read my Bible.

Song of Solomon? Or Ezekiel 23:20?

 

[BrendaBear]

Song of Solomon? Or Ezekiel 23:20?

The one the Byrds had a hit song with?

 

[Photog1rl]

I read my Bible.

I think you were praying but not reading.