Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have a Hyundai lmao

Me too

 

[LupineOne]

Judging by the shitty drivers out there, it must be spring. The dickheads are in full bloom.

Try Wisconsin when the first snowfall comes. It’s like everyone forgot how to drive in it no matter how long they’ve lived here

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me too

My Kia looks down its nose at your Hyundais.

No, no, it does not.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My Kia looks down its nose at your Hyundais.

No, no, it does not.

Hahah, we almost got a Kia l, they’re the same car, we just preferred the exterior a bit more. But it was during Covid stock issues and inventory was not available. My Kona EV is dope af though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Try Wisconsin when the first snowfall comes. It’s like everyone forgot how to drive in it no matter how long they’ve lived here

Portland shuts down with 1/4 inch accumulation. Completely shuts down.

On the other hand, we really don't get much below freezing, so you end up with loose snow on ice. And we don't drive on that shit.

 

[Mr_bogey]

So beautiful! You sang the clothes right off of me!!

Happy hump day!

@vagrantx
Please keep singing.

 

[Taegul]

Oh yeah. You can die of old age at a four way stop waiting for someone to be rude enough to go first.

It's beautiful. On ramp drivers actually zipper merge when it's their actual turn to merge. In So Cal, they keep passing you on the shoulder for 1/2 a mile then nose-dive into the lane, playing chicken with vehicles that are 3x their size. They also do the patented off-ramp maneuver of crossing over 3 lanes of freeway after the last second to take an exit and barely dodge the guard railing and barrel barriers that split the offramp from the freeway lane.

 

[Massive Grooves]

I hold an eternal grudge against the Fast & Furious franchise for making it cool for every fucking moron in a shitty four-banger with broken lawnmower exhaust to think they're a God Damn race car driver.

And for the record, southern Californians are the worst drivers followed by Dallas - Houston i-45.

PNW are far and away the most polite drivers. Not even close.

Ummm, then why do I get so mad?


All these fuckers going across three lanes of freeway at the last minute so they can gain two car spaces.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Me too

Me too

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Me too

I knew you had excellent taste.

And I’m sure you taste excellent.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Your commute must be fascinating, love!

Anyone seen 40 days and 40 nights
Remember when he's floating thru clouds of boobs???

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m on a bit of a Ricky Martin kick today. Goddamn that man is just unfair to us mere mortals.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Not all gifs are created equally. Giphy links always work well. For other sites I will open the gif on a new page and then copy the link. Sometimes they still won't work though.

#notalways

 

[MissLabelled]

I have a Hyundai lmao

Me, when I get in my Hyundai. Buckle up motherfuckers, we’re going to get groceries!

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[Deleted member 5654768]

Try Wisconsin when the first snowfall comes. It’s like everyone forgot how to drive in it no matter how long they’ve lived here

Wolfie, you fucking nailed this one!!! Or even the snow fall we got last week. Less than an inch. We just had winter. And people still were driving like morons and sliding everywhere. I’m just glad I was super lazy and didn’t put my summer tires on the car and still had the snows on!

 

[lavendersilk]

Is it a cool car?

Yes! It cost a pretty penny though. I paid more for it than my mobile home.

Me too

Wanna join my cool car club?

My Kia looks down its nose at your Hyundais.

No, no, it does not.

Lol, they're both Korean and well built.

Hahah, we almost got a Kia l, they’re the same car, we just preferred the exterior a bit more. But it was during Covid stock issues and inventory was not available. My Kona EV is dope af though.

Braggart.

Me too

Hey, girl, hey!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Deleted member 5654768]

Hahah, we almost got a Kia l, they’re the same car, we just preferred the exterior a bit more. But it was during Covid stock issues and inventory was not available. My Kona EV is dope af though.

Aside from the KiaBoyz stealing pretty much every Kia in the Milwaukee area, I love my Kia. 550whp and all wheel drive. So fun and no one know what the hell it is! Plus I’ve got room for an entire CostCo run in the hatchback!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I knew you had excellent taste.

And I’m sure you taste excellent.

I wouldn't say that. There was the whole theft thing that was started on TikTok last year.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Me, when I get in my Hyundai. Buckle up motherfuckers, we’re going to get groceries!

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Must be the Hyundai Veloster N…

 

[lavendersilk]

Me, when I get in my Hyundai. Buckle up motherfuckers, we’re going to get groceries!

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmY5NnI2dmpweDYwY2E3bDJ1OG42aXltdjl4aTRob3JmazQ1c2J3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/eBWbA9DhwU8Fl2sBKU/giphy.gif

Wanna join my cool car club? We meet on Thursdays and there are snacks.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wanna join my cool car club?

Yes.

Braggart.

I did it all for the rebate.

Hey, girl, hey!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wouldn't say that. There was the whole theft thing that was started on TikTok last year.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. But I’m still enraptured.

 

[Amanda330]

I hold an eternal grudge against the Fast & Furious franchise for making it cool for every fucking moron in a shitty four-banger with broken lawnmower exhaust to think they're a God Damn race car driver.

And for the record, southern Californians are the worst drivers followed by Dallas - Houston i-45.

PNW are far and away the most polite drivers. Not even close.

I'm sure you're the best driver ever, @Taegul

I would never speak ill of my javelin.

ETA - Only truck driver I would ever allow to joust with (in? for?) me.

 

[LupineOne]

Wolfie, you fucking nailed this one!!! Or even the snow fall we got last week. Less than an inch. We just had winter. And people still were driving like morons and sliding everywhere. I’m just glad I was super lazy and didn’t put my summer tires on the car and still had the snows on!

I did the same thing. Put them on two weeks before the first big fall and they’re still on because why not? I get better traction in the rain too