Sex & Shenanigans

There are a lot of rumours about me here. Some true, some not true.

Let’s clarify.

1. I’ve never fucked a watermelon.
2 I may have wanked the first time I drove a car (by myself) because I couldn’t wait.
3. I’m not into pony play.
4. I’ve never given myself a blowjob.
5. I have, however, gotten a blowjob from a vacuum.
This is only what the Pmann Propaganda Machine wants us to believe!

Given we know number is a dubious claim. We must assume all five claims are dubious.

Which number?!?!
Definitely #3

That makes you so glorious!!!! Like if I ran into you on the streets and found out you had an Aussie accent and are from Australia, i would basically kidnap you, buy you lunch and drinks and demand you talk to me about koalas, dingos, salties, Roos and Australian men and their cocks
Damn I miss @Razzyricho 🥺

I have. And I've blown one. They aren't that different. Lol.

No. You can but honestly some guys who are uncut don't like that because it can be too sensitive...
Wait, really?! I had no idea! I’ve only had one uncut, one night, and had to pull it back when I blew him. He didn’t complain if it did get too sensitive though

Oh it totally does... It's skin lol. It moves. Well, depending on how tight the foreskin is I guess lol

Or the pussy right? Cuz mine is suuuuuuper tight.
You’re like my coach right now lol

Well yeah, the foreskin will move inside you too lol. 😂😂
Okay, so that one time I was with someone uncut, the foreskin got kinda…sucked into my throat and clogged my air pipes like a balloon?! 😱 After that, I HAD to pull it back to continue, because I sure wasn’t stopping before I got that 1-eyed monster in my pussy 😅
 
It's just an interesting conversation to walk in on.

And there are other variables to consider. Is he a "grower" or not. As @Amanda330 said, is the skin "tight".

I mention that because, I am uncut. And I am a grower. When I am erect, the foreskin is fully pulled back and the skin is quite tight.

Nebs i think uncut is fun. It's your own little peep show. 😂
It's almost like there is more to work with-not for size but just for movement and play. Plus it often means that he is more sensitive so that is a win. 😂

Interesting.

I know for some the foreskin isn't that tight and will still move over the head of your cock when erect...
Ahhh, that makes sense. The 1 uncut guy I was with was a show-er, so his foreskin was still loose when he was hard. As mentioned in previous post, it had a balloon-sucked-into-my-windpipe effect

There a science experiment in here somewhere, isn't there?

Right tons of variables! I need to know. Feel. Experience.

I'm sure there is... We should survey the men of lit. Are you uncut or cut... How tight is your foreskin and can we do a study that times how fast you cum based on the different variables?

And I believe I mentioned my need to know. Feel and Experience 😈
Months ago, I selflessly volunteered to personally evaluate the dicks of Lit via Clone-a-Willys, for science. Still waiting for that data to evaluate… ⌛
 
I don’t disagree that teaching that you MUST clear a plate is not the healthiest.
But I do think there’s a place for eating past full sometimes because the food is so fucking good.

My body tells me I’m done after one (sometimes two) orgasms. But that doesn’t mean that it’s bad to push it for another one or two sometimes 🤭
"Mouth hungry." The body is full, but the mouth wants more.
 
Does one titty get jealous of the other?
Why? You have two hands…

Hate to leave the party but I must also get some sleep. If people show boobs while I'm gone I expect a pm.

Nite! 💋❤️🍆💦
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I was sleeping and missed your boobs and @PlanetaryNebula ’s. Wouldn’t mind links in my inbox 😋

So today is the day of the Solar Eclipse. I happen to live right on the path in which It will be a complete Eclipse. I'm going to attempt to get pictures of it.

I saw the one in 2018 … very cool. This time.. It’s not only raining here but not in the path.
I was not near the path of totality and slept through it anyway 😴💤 More concerned about missing the boobs 🤣

Good morning! It’s a happy Monday over here. I have my newest toy on the charger and waiting for testing 😈
That looks amazing! But is it like…$249 amazing? Can’t wait to read the review!
 
Every school here is cancelled, I'm in the totality window and there are so many out-towners around.

That looks like it does a little bit of everything! Going for an eclipse orgasm?

I assume you're hoping that this will eclipse your other toys. 😁

Got my snacks for viewing the eclipse
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That’s actually pretty clever! Except I’m thinking about all those Oreos that got the cream filling ruined when pulled apart and had to be consumed in the making of this shot 🤣
 
You big bag of nut jobs better be behaving.,. I’m busy reading today so I’m not paying attention to anything unless it’s boob related.

Sidenote … if you could be sent a sexy photo of someone you like, would you prefer it to be fully nude, partially nude, or covered-up teasing of all the best parts?
Depends. With someone I like, i am partial to more the partially nude, flirty, Burlesque -inspired look. Anyone can be nude, it takes skill and intelligence to be sexy.

That said, some of my favorite pictures have been fully clothed, and I value them over diamonds...
 
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