Sex & Shenanigans

[Nicefella]

Well yeah, the foreskin will move inside you too lol.

This is like listening in to two women talk about cock in private. Except it’s here. And it’s awesome!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

That makes sense. Then they will cum super fast? (Not bad for a blow job) but what happens when you bang? Doesn’t it like come out of its shell naturally from penetration?

For science!

Uncut, grower. Foreskin naturally covers about 3/4 or more of head when fully erect, but mine pulls back very easily. On the sensitivity issue, I have never had an issue of getting to the finish line before I wanted to, so doesn't seem to be a problem. It does move during penetration, but no one has ever complained or complimented on that, so I'm not sure they noticed. I haven't done anal without a condom, so I'm not sure how it would be different.

 

[curious_me]

Ahem. The emoji did not work.

Maybe the emoji needs to be charged too.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Got my snacks for viewing the eclipse

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think if you're with someone new and they're uncut hopefully the guy will let you know what he likes and how it's done. And honestly he'll be grateful that your touching his cock at all lol... You can't mess it up.

I was just going to say, I'm always just happy to be there

 

[hotoldrguy]

I assume you're hoping that this will eclipse your other toys.

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[LupineOne]

This is like listening in to two women talk about cock in private. Except it’s here. And it’s awesome!!!

Communication is a wonderful thing!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, I love this story so much! Even better in your voice, but perfect either way. I love the thinking: "If I only say a little, maybe they won't notice. For several years."

It wasn't a very well thought out plan, that's for sure.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

, it seems I missed much more.

Oh yeah. There were boobs

I did try tagging you

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh yeah. There were boobs

I did try tagging you

Well, I do appreciate you then. Even if you are a hippie. You’re a good friend.

 

[BrendaBear]

It wasn't a very well thought out plan, that's for sure.

Well, as someone who has worked at two different Australian companies for years, your accent is almost non-existent. Even the people who I know work to hide their Aussie accent are much more pronounced than yours.

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, I do appreciate you then. Even if you are a hippie. You’re a good friend.

We aren't really that horrible...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/zucuigKCs9AAAAAd/hippy-camping.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

We aren't really that horrible...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/zucuigKCs9AAAAAd/hippy-camping.gif

I can smell the patchouli from here.

I bought a parfum not too long ago. I really liked it. Apparently, it had the faintest smell of patchouli in it. I didn’t even notice and then someone mentioned it. After that, it was all I could smell. It was like I had a drum circle following me around all the time. I took it back the next day.

 

[BrendaBear]

I can smell the patchouli from here.

I bought a parfum not too long ago. I really liked it. Apparently, it had the faintest smell of patchouli in it. I didn’t even notice and then someone mentioned it. After that, it was all I could smell. It was like I had a drum circle following me around all the time. I took it back the next day.

Well, I don't care for patchouli either... not gonna lie. And I don't smoke either.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I can smell the patchouli from here.

I bought a parfum not too long ago. I really liked it. Apparently, it had the faintest smell of patchouli in it. I didn’t even notice and then someone mentioned it. After that, it was all I could smell. It was like I had a drum circle following me around all the time. I took it back the next day.

I'll smell patchouli all day. Hippie BO and stale weed? No thanks

 

[BrendaBear]

I can smell the patchouli from here.

I bought a parfum not too long ago. I really liked it. Apparently, it had the faintest smell of patchouli in it. I didn’t even notice and then someone mentioned it. After that, it was all I could smell. It was like I had a drum circle following me around all the time. I took it back the next day.

Well, I don't care for patchouli either... not gonna lie. And I don't smoke either.

Great. Now after reading that, I can smell the inside of "Music Millennium" in Portland as though I'd been in there yesterday instead of 30 years ago.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'll smell patchouli all day. Hippie BO and stale weed? No thanks

Ewwwww!!!!!! Yuck!!!! I'll pass on that. I happily missed out on that type of hippie.

 

[Trubbycat]

Quivering in disgust at the filth

 

[BrendaBear]

Wow.... y'all know some pretty gross hippies. I guess that explains the disgust. Happily, that was never my experience.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'll smell patchouli all day. Hippie BO and stale weed? No thanks

Those all smell the same to me.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Those all smell the same to me.

The hippies that make their own deodorant all smell the same to me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well, I do appreciate you then. Even if you are a hippie. You’re a good friend.

I'm the best friend
They were big boobs, too.
Just the way you like em

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Eh patchouli is not all the same either. I’ve used some that smell more earthy, others that have a spicy smell.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Those all smell the same to me.

Ok, so this is where I know I'm at least a little bit hippie, because I can differentiate these scents

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow.... y'all know some pretty gross hippies. I guess that explains the disgust. Happily, that was never my experience.

I’m with you, known some annoying hippies but the ratio of kind hippy to annoying hippy is way better than the ratio of kind white collar employee to absolute asshole white collar employee by quite a wide margin.