Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Probably don’t like Pina Colada’s either than.

Such a romantic song...

 

[Lord Pmann]

So much driving today and tomorrow…..hoping for clear skies.

You could always make it more enjoyable with some road wankery.

#TravelTipsWithPmann

 

[MissLabelled]

So much driving today and tomorrow…..hoping for clear skies.

Safe travels!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I drank 3/4 of a bottle of Moscato. I feel pretty good.

Sounds like time for karaoke!

 

[MissLabelled]

Sounds like time for karaoke!

Maybe we’ll get some @lavendersilk vocaroos!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Maybe we’ll get some @lavendersilk vocaroos!

Well, we've got a thread for it...

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, we've got a thread for it...

I prefer ropes… leather is better still….

 

[MissLabelled]

Well, we've got a thread for it...

We do indeed. Perhaps she needs to finish that last 1/4 of her Moscato first.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Such a romantic song...

Wanna dance?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So much driving today and tomorrow…..hoping for clear skies.

I hope your not heading to the central Midwest we had rain all fucking day and prolly more to come

 

[Photog1rl]

You could always make it more enjoyable with some road wankery.

#TravelTipsWithPmann

Wanking can be messy. Road head is where it's at. Fun and easy clean up.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Road head is where it's at. Fun and easy clean up.

Oh I miss that. Where's the wistful emoji?

 

[LupineOne]

Wanking can be messy. Road head is where it's at. Fun and easy clean up.

Agreed. Just, whoever’s on the receiving end, keep your eyes on the road

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wanking can be messy. Road head is where it's at. Fun and easy clean up.

Yeah...but I read The World According to Garp, and saw the movie. So....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh I miss that. Where's the wistful emoji?

Was it at KMart?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Was it at KMart?

I wish.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wanking can be messy. Road head is where it's at. Fun and easy clean up.

I agree that’s better. But if the choice is car wankery or autofellatio whilst driving, I am going to choose the one that has the least likely chance of me dying at orgasm.

 

[Photog1rl]

I agree that’s better. But if the choice is car wankery or autofellatio whilst driving, I am going to choose the one that has the least likely chance of me dying at orgasm.

Completely rational decision. For some reason i think you would keep your mess contained

 

[Lord Pmann]

Completely rational decision. For some reason i think you would keep your mess contained

I don’t want to swallow any cum. Even mine, though it’s like crème brûlée. Or so I’ve been told I tell people.

Honestly, I don’t want to suck my own diick. It doesn’t seem like my thing.

 

[Photog1rl]

I don’t want to swallow any cum. Even mine, though it’s like crème brûlée. Or so I’ve been told I tell people.

Honestly, I don’t want to suck my own diick. It doesn’t seem like my thing.

Did i imply you would or wanted to suck your own dick? I wasn't even thinking of autofellatio
I merely meant that I feel like if you had a wank while you were driving you would not make a mess in your car.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did i imply you would or wanted to suck your own dick? I wasn't even thinking of autofellatio
I merely meant that I feel like if you had a wank while you were driving you would not make a mess in your car.

I sort of get the feeling you are having similar conversations, but not quite the same conversation.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did i imply you would or wanted to suck your own dick? I wasn't even thinking of autofellatio
I merely meant that I feel like if you had a wank while you were driving you would not make a mess in your car.

I don’t want to suck my own dick. I mean, it sounds like the right thing to do in theory. But I just don’t want a dick in my mouth. It’s not my thing.

But yes, my car wankery skills are masterful. Not a mess to be found.

 

[Amanda330]

I don’t want to suck my own dick. I mean, it sounds like the right thing to do in theory. But I just don’t want a dick in my mouth. It’s not my thing.

But yes, my car wankery skills are masterful. Not a mess to be found.

This is an interesting thing to see right as one enters the thread. Clearly I need to go back and read a bit.... Lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is an interesting thing to see right as one enters the thread. Clearly I need to go back and read a bit.... Lol

There are a lot of rumours about me here. Some true, some not true.

Let’s clarify.

1. I’ve never fucked a watermelon.
2 I may have wanked the first time I drove a car (by myself) because I couldn’t wait.
3. I’m not into pony play.
4. I’ve never given myself a blowjob.
5. I have, however, gotten a blowjob from a vacuum.

 

[BrendaBear]

There are a lot of rumours about me here. Some true, some not true.

Let’s clarify.

1. I’ve never fucked a watermelon.
2 I may have wanked the first time I drove a car (by myself) because I couldn’t wait.
3. I’m not into pony play.
4. I’ve never given myself a blowjob.
5. I have, however, gotten a blowjob from a vacuum.

And he has a hatred for Birkenstocks. Like, an old world hate. The kind of hate that normal takes centuries to manifest.