Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

“These”?

Those.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok, so it just @Mr_bogey ’s testicles we can’t mention, or, all of them?

You can mention mine, I grant you unlimited license in a purely positive manner only.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Those.

Thine

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Thank you, Marion Webster...

Merriam-Webster

I have one complaint...

...too short!

Honestly, I want more. Can we work out a deal? I give you boob shots for sound bites?

Reminds me of:

Your name on here is now HPV

Whew! I’ve been vaccinated against that

Those are criminally uncomfortable! I hate toe-socks. I hate flip flops. I have some toe-jewelery and they don't mix with footwear that goes between toes :C

I prefer regular socks with slides over any kind of flip flops. If anyone tries to call me on it, I can say I’m 40 and part Asian

what if you could only fuck on February 29th

No

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you, Marion Webster...

Merriam-Webster

Yes, that is the joke...

 

[vagrantx]

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We were only supposed to get rain. This is why the snow implements don’t get put away until Mother’s Day.

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The Pollening thats brilliant..

Honestly, I love swedish summer; it's the best day of the year.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I wish footloose had more girl on girl action.

I haven’t seen the remake, but are we sure that 1 doesn’t have GOGA?

Who’s got the recap???

Not me. Wasn’t feeling well all day, then felt just well enough for sexting and playing with toys Greetings from 16 pages behind

IT’S ORGASM THURSDAY YALL … ​

Get out your weapon of choice … finger, partner, dildo, hand, wand, stranger…


And bang out!!!

Think of your favourite litster.. think of your favourite celebrity.. think of the weirdly vagina shaped hole in the tree outside!!


And BANG OUT!!


Cum one!
Cum ALL!!



To shenanigans Orgasm Thusday EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

Oh cool…luckily I was already doing this before (and after) midnight!

Yup, this won't get weird or out of hand at all.

*Points to thread title*

Is it the sex you find appealing or the shenanigans???
AFAF

¿Porque no los dos?

They are better than goddesses, none of them have threatened to murder me, do weird unsexy tortures, or send me to a hopeless underworld. Gods are problematic, those four and others unnamed are treasures.

Really? Are you sure about that? Like really really sure?

Hmmm what does one get from the orgasm fairy if they leave an orgasm under the pillow? Or is it better to just give her one (or 30, kitty...) when she shows up?

Are you saying you need help with your homework?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Did I miss her request? This thread moves so damn fast.

And I wanted to say, thanks to everyone here just including me as I stumbled into this thread and have seemingly declared squatter's rights now.

I've felt welcomed and not like the newbie I am.

New people are always welcome here!
People who answer 10-month-old questions will get justifiably roasted by @Bry1313 though, and people who wander in with creepy pickup lines or just to tell us they came in the cookie batter and served the cookies to unsuspecting strangers, on the other other hand…they can go visit @Saltfountain ’s thread, I’ve heard he’s in need of new drama to shake things up

So how long after entertainment is released in the world do we have to give spoiler alerts. Am I spoiling it if I say that Dil had a dick in the Crying Game?

Yes. I think it depends on how saturated pop culture has been with that particular spoiler. Like everyone knows who Luke’s father was, but I haven’t seen The Crying Game

Permission granted

Please forward a copy to the CEO of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC at your earliest convenience

So... does that mean it is okay to reveal who shot J.R.? And the truth about Luke's dad?

I have no idea who shot JR! Ohwait, I know…it was Maggie Simpson! Spoiler tags are there for a reason, people

Rosebud just makes me think of butthole.

You forgot to tag @Indie

 

[curious_me]

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We were only supposed to get rain. This is why the snow implements don’t get put away until Mother’s Day.

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Facts.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’ve never been so disappointed to be on vacation in my entire goddamn life.

You snooze, you lose!

 

[LupineOne]

Morning Shenanigang…thank God I don’t have to today

 

[Strixaluco]

Morning Shenanigang…thank God I don’t have to today

Hi Wolfie! That makes for a better day, then!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Please forward a copy to the CEO of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC at your earliest convenience

PM sent.

 

[LupineOne]

Hi Wolfie! That makes for a better day, then!

Hi little owl! It certainly does!

 

[Lmizzler]

And in case you were wondering, I was bumping old posts in here long before kitty became my prize pupil.

Ahhh, many times I remember getting notifications on posts from a day before as bogey made his way along and got caught up.

That memory brings a small tear to my eye.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[vagrantx]

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Garfield's got the notion right.

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[LupineOne]

Garfield's got the notion right.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/21/ce/d421ce3b2b68e974a970546b61bf951d.jpg

This is the way ️

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I just watched all three seasons of Ted Lasso, so that just makes me smile and think…

Was talking to @SirConradPeckereye about the season 2 episode Beard After Hours the other day! The one where he's on a solo adventure out on town. It's a polarizing episode; i love it so much, others don't. What did you think?

Yyyyyeeeeessssss I was hooked on this and For All Mankind after watching the first 2 episodes of each on a flight...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I need ALL THE COFFEE TODAY

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Good morning, folks! Happy Friday!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Friday is #Believe @vagrantx @Amanda330 @LadyLascivious1 .

 

[vagrantx]

I need ALL THE COFFEE TODAY

https://i.redd.it/an250kw6fwb31.jpg

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I need ALL THE COFFEE TODAY

Here is your ONE CUP.
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[Bry1313]

Garfield's got the notion right.

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