Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Ok, find me a non-problematic god.

Baldr, god of light, justice, and wisdom. Son of Oden and Frigg, husband of Nanna, and father of Forsete.
He was so kind, so good, that the other aesir were said to believe that as long as Baldr was in their company, nothing bad could ever befall them.

There you go!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why would I call @Indie a he?

Why would you call @OrdinaryPerson a he?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I mean… is it unsolicited if she asked for them?

Did I miss her request? This thread moves so damn fast.

And I wanted to say, thanks to everyone here just including me as I stumbled into this thread and have seemingly declared squatter's rights now.

I've felt welcomed and not like the newbie I am.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, but horses. With their big, but flat and un-sharp teeth.

I will take a quick tiger mauling or being thrown into an angry volcano any day.

I choose thrown into a volcano as my way to die.

 

[Bry1313]

Yes, but horses. With their big, but flat and un-sharp teeth.

I will take a quick tiger mauling or being thrown into an angry volcano any day.

The end result is the same. Again, all gods are problematic, but if you offer magic orgasms, at least I’m getting something unique from the experience.

 

[Bry1313]

Why would you call @OrdinaryPerson a he?

He has a 10” dick. I hate to be gender normative……but it was my first hint

 

[UnquietDreams]

Baldr, god of light, justice, and wisdom. Son of Oden and Frigg, husband of Nanna, and father of Forsete.
He was so kind, so good, that the other aesir were said to believe that as long as Baldr was in their company, nothing bad could ever befall them.

There you go!

Yeah, but everybody pisses someone off. He pissed off Loki...

 

[Bry1313]

I choose thrown into a volcano as my way to die.

But remember you don’t get to sink and drown, like gollum, the rock is to dense, instead first you boil and then ignite, horrible, horrible, horrible.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yeah, but everybody pisses someone off. He pissed off Loki...

Did Loki ask for it though...?

 

[vagrantx]

Yeah, but everybody pisses someone off. He pissed off Loki...

Everybody pissed off Loke. The dude was a fucking dick. Loke got pissed at the fucking ground he walked on.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Or … post a sexy photo as encouragement for others to celebrate Orgasm Thursday with.

I'm waiting for permission before I share something

 

[dawn_of_night]

That sounds like a misworded request for unsolicited dick pics.

I mean.... Will we find out??? I doubt it....

 

[UnquietDreams]

The end result is the same. Again, all gods are problematic, but if you offer magic orgasms, at least I’m getting something unique from the experience.

Yes, he end result is the same. The same can be said 100 mile trip. Driving and crawling both get you there, but one is less painful than the other.

Volcano. Or slowing being bitten to death by herbivores. Same destination, I'll take the shorter ride. Call me a coward for it and I'll agree.

Of course, I chose a Great Old One to fight against @vagrantx's choice of Cthulhu, so we probably are coming at this from vastly different directions...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm waiting for permission before I share something

Who has to approve this?!
I'm new and need answers!

 

[crazychemgirl]

He has a 10” dick. I hate to be gender normative……but it was my first hint

 

[Bry1313]

Baldr, god of light, justice, and wisdom. Son of Oden and Frigg, husband of Nanna, and father of Forsete.
He was so kind, so good, that the other aesir were said to believe that as long as Baldr was in their company, nothing bad could ever befall them.

There you go!

The only real stories other than the statement of how good and wise he was are of his death. Of course we are going to say nice things about him when the stories center around his death. I bet he was a bit of a swan to get into the position he was in.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I choose thrown into a volcano as my way to die.

Same. Death by fire... Rose from the ashes, so on and such...

 

[crazychemgirl]

But remember you don’t get to sink and drown, like gollum, the rock is to dense, instead first you boil and then ignite, horrible, horrible, horrible.

What if I take a bunch of drugs before I jump?


That was a way to die on shameless … she took a fuckton of pain meds and then went for a swim in shark infested water.

 

[Bry1313]

What if I fake a bunch of drugs before I jump?


That was a way to die on shameless … she took a fuckton of pain meds and then went for a swim in shark infested water.

I would take the drugs instead of faking them

 

[UnquietDreams]

Everybody pissed off Loke. The dude was a fucking dick. Loke got pissed at the fucking ground he walked on.

Yeah, but the ground I walk on doesn't find a loophole to "everything refuses to kill this guy," then finds someone to do it for him, who is then killed, while the ground I walk on goes free.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would take the drugs instead of faking them

GET FUCKED ASS BOIL!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Who has to approve this?!
I'm new and need answers!

The higher ups. They don't give me their names, but I know not to cross them.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The higher ups. They don't give me their names, but I know not to cross them.

"Them" it's always "them..."

 

[MindYaBitness]

He has a 10” dick. I hate to be gender normative……but it was my first hint

Does it count if it's made of silicone?

 

[Bry1313]

Does it count if it's made of silicone?

I believe that one is 8”