Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Eh, beautiful, but fucking crazy. And needy. And murderous.

Been there, done that, have the scars. Not Aphrodite, of course, but a disciple.

Ok, find me a non-problematic god. You can’t, so I’m choosing the sex problematic one thank you very much.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is it like summer in Finland? What’s going on over there. In Nee England it pretty much rained/sleeted all day. I’m tired of wiping mud off doggy paws

Great Lakes region, but yeah... or the sleet and snow during a track meet yesterday.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Isn't that what being a woman on the Internet is all about?

No idea... I never win anything

 

[Bry1313]

I don't know why I have to point this out, but you are surrounded by goddesses ...
@Indie @Tigobitties98 @crazychemgirl @vagrantx .... Etc... the list could go on and on

They are better than goddesses, none of them have threatened to murder me, do weird unsexy tortures, or send me to a hopeless underworld. Gods are problematic, those four and others unnamed are treasures.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Tooth fairies take teeth. Does an orgasm fairy bestow or steal?

Yes, I know, "him and his fuckin' questions!"

To be fair, he takes teeth but usually leaves money.... Sooo???
Maybe he takes brain cells and gives orgasms?

 

[vagrantx]

I don't know why I have to point this out, but you are surrounded by goddesses ...
@Indie @Tigobitties98 @crazychemgirl @vagrantx .... Etc... the list could go on and on

I'm so happy to have become part of the fold


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[crazychemgirl]

You can also celebrate Orgasm Thursday alongside Thisty Thursday and treat yourself to a drink post orgasm …

Or … post a sexy photo as encouragement for others to celebrate Orgasm Thursday with.

 

[crazychemgirl]

They are better than goddesses, none of them have threatened to murder me, do weird unsexy tortures, or send me to a hopeless underworld. Gods are problematic, those four and others unnamed are treasures.

I mean, can you really say that?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Is it like summer in Finland? What’s going on over there. In Nee England it pretty much rained/sleeted all day. I’m tired of wiping mud off doggy paws

It snowed in my town Nebs

 

[BodieOhl]

Hmmm what does one get from the orgasm fairy if they leave an orgasm under the pillow? Or is it better to just give her one (or 30, kitty...) when she shows up?

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, can you really say that?

You are specifically problematic in other ways, but none of the ways listed.

 

[Bry1313]

Hmmm what does one get from the orgasm fairy if they leave an orgasm under the pillow? Or is it better to just give her one (or 30, kitty...) when she shows up?

You get a crusty pillow case

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok, find me a non-problematic god. You can’t, so I’m choosing the sex problematic one thank you very much.

If you are going to go, that is a great way to go. I would just rather not be torn apart by angry horses, but that is just me fearing intimacy again.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No idea... I never win anything

That sounds like a misworded request for unsolicited dick pics.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You are specifically problematic in other ways, but none of the ways listed.

Oh … so @OrdinaryPerson didn’t have a whole discussion about how to murder you and bury your body?

 

[crazychemgirl]

That sounds like a misworded request for unsolicited dick pics.

I mean… is it unsolicited if she asked for them?

 

[Bry1313]

If you are going to go, that is a great way to go. I would just rather not be torn apart by angry horses, but that is just me fearing intimacy again.

Then summon zero gods, but I felt I had to answer the question with an affirmative answer. I can’t stress this enough, all gods are problematic. They all have zero chill.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh … so @OrdinaryPerson didn’t have a whole discussion about how to murder you and bury your body?

That was theoretical.

 

[lavendersilk]

We suffer the same burden. One night I was at this bar running their meat raffle (it’s a Midwest thing, yes it’s what it sounds like) half paying attention to trivia night that was also going on. I finished second in the team trivia, because I misheard one of the questions. So useless, but I did win a $20 gift card to the bar.

If $20 worth of drinks is the second prize... how much meat was in the first???

 

[crazychemgirl]

That was theoretical.

Isn’t that how all premeditated murder starts?

 

[Bry1313]

Isn’t that how all premeditated murder starts?

I’m gonna go with the theory that he’s too nice to commit murder.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m gonna go with the theory that he’s too nice to commit murder.

We’re not talking about @Indie my dear

 

[Bry1313]

If $20 worth of drinks is the second prize... how much meat was in the first???

The meat raffle was a separate fundraiser from trivia night. It was a very busy Wednesday.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Then summon zero gods, but I felt I had to answer the question with an affirmative answer. I can’t stress this enough, all gods are problematic. They all have zero chill.

Yes, but horses. With their big, but flat and un-sharp teeth.

I will take a quick tiger mauling or being thrown into an angry volcano any day.

 

[Bry1313]

We’re not talking about @Indie my dear

Why would I call @Indie a he?