Sex & Shenanigans

Some zombie you are going to be...
But I so wanted to be a zombie!

👆 Said no one in the history of ever 😂

Oh, you need to see this!

What We Do in the Shadows. It is a mocumentary about vampires living in a house together.

There is a movie, from New Zealand, and then a half-hour tv series set on Stanton Island. It is so fucking funny.
“I hope they don’t kill those police because then more police would come. Maybe even Christians. And that’s the last thing we need in this house.”

That movie is hilarious.
 
No. This morning was some kind of amateur MILF style porn. See? Classy.
So…you were on Lit this morning 😂

Motherfucker. The number of people who think I like horse dick here is ever growing. It did not help when I posted a picture last week of my hand next to a horse dick at the penis museum. That one was on me. The rest is on you and @Trekka and maybe @Taegul a bit
Fucking hell. That thread has amused me more than any other. It’s one of my proudest Lit moments ever 😍😂
 
I think you need a massage, like one that lasts for an hour and focused on all your inner demons and yea... 😘
Inner demons? Is that what we’re calling it now? 😈🍆

Honestly, my butt and thighs aren’t my best features 🤷🏻‍♀️ I did post them in this thread a day or two ago, but the yoga pants were noticeably absent :cattail:

Just spreading the good…word. I’m sure we could work out compensation packages.
🤔

i lost nothing, if you all don’t want shower pics, that’s fine with me.
I clicked at least one of your emojis this week, but I don’t recall it being in the shower. My inbox is always open though!
 
Motherfucker. The number of people who think I like horse dick here is ever growing. It did not help when I posted a picture last week of my hand next to a horse dick at the penis museum. That one was on me. The rest is on you and @Trekka and maybe @Taegul a bit

Fucking hell. That thread has amused me more than any other. It’s one of my proudest Lit moments ever 😍😂
😂 I need to see this thread.
 
I might pretend so I can get more mouth to mouth tbh. Lol
Dammit. I'm trying to work in a good mouth-to-vagina joke now without making it sound like you have a suffocating vagina, but I'm coming up empty.

I'll work on it, I promise. The joke that is, not your vagina. Not that I wouldn't work on your vagina. I totally would but I gotta get this joke figured out first. I'm digging the hole deeper by the second, aren't I?
 
Dammit. I'm trying to work in a good mouth-to-vagina joke now without making it sound like you have a suffocating vagina, but I'm coming up empty.

I'll work on it, I promise. The joke that is, not your vagina. Not that I wouldn't work on your vagina. I totally would but I gotta get this joke figured out first. I'm digging the hole deeper by the second, aren't I?
No, dude, I think you are doing great. Just keep explaining it and it may work out!
 
If only there were some widely accepted & understood sign that indicated something sexy was forthcoming. 🤔 Hmm, if only...🍒🍑🍆
My inbox is still open! 📥

Tbh, I don’t actually recall its name and haven’t been able to find it when I search for the main actor. Not sure I’m willing to disclose the exact location though anyway 🤣


I generally loathe him as an actor. And this tracks with everything I’ve heard about him personally. I can only watch him in movies like Boogie Nights where he’s supposed to be a whiny idiot.
No worries…haha I adore you and all, but it would take a lot more than that to get me to visit the valley 😅
And yeah, he’s kind of a trash human all around. I watched a bit of the Wahlburgers reality show back in the day and the way he treats his “friends” is disgusting.

You forgot to invite me for dinner 🥺
Damn…first he failed to post a public helicockter like your dream version of him did, and then he forgot to invite you to dinner?! Sooo disappointing!

I’m so fucking behind on my reviews 🤪
And I have a new toy coming too lol
I’ve been holding back on my Lush 3 review because I have yet to try the D&S mode with multiple people at the same time…

I’m not a MONSTER
Whew! Scared me for a moment there! 😅

Thank you ❤️

I always wonder if I'm a silver or gold jewelry girl but I like both.
You’re lucky, the gold works well with your hair and your skintone looks like it would work well with silver/white gold/platinum tones too! I like silver/white gold/platinum tones better than yellow gold, but yellow gold looks slightly better with my warm skin tone. Loving rose gold in recent years though, which is perfect since I love pink 💗

I am both horrified and fascinated by this right now...
It wasn’t great. It was filmed from an arena tour in 2012, the year after the whole Occupy Wall Street movement, and Jesus and his followers were protestors camping out on the steps. Sporty Spice and the guy who played Judas both had crunchy white people dreadlocks. The Pharisees were Wall Street types and Romans were corporate types. It was edited in with news reports and social media posts on the big screen that just felt out of place.

We also watched the 1973 version last week, it was filmed like a regular musical movie, not a live stage performance. It was very…hippies in the desert.

It’s been years since I’ve seen the (2018?) live stage version with John Legend, but I remember that one being infinitely better. The guy who played Aaron Burr in Hamilton (3 names, 1 of them Dixon, forgot the other 2) was great as Judas, Sarah Barrielles(sp?) was good as Mary Magdalene and well…you can’t beat Alice Cooper as King Herod!
 
My inbox is still open! 📥


No worries…haha I adore you and all, but it would take a lot more than that to get me to visit the valley 😅
And yeah, he’s kind of a trash human all around. I watched a bit of the Wahlburgers reality show back in the day and the way he treats his “friends” is disgusting.


Damn…first he failed to post a public helicockter like your dream version of him did, and then he forgot to invite you to dinner?! Sooo disappointing!


I’ve been holding back on my Lush 3 review because I have yet to try the D&S mode with multiple people at the same time…


Whew! Scared me for a moment there! 😅


You’re lucky, the gold works well with your hair and your skintone looks like it would work well with silver/white gold/platinum tones too! I like silver/white gold/platinum tones better than yellow gold, but yellow gold looks slightly better with my warm skin tone. Loving rose gold in recent years though, which is perfect since I love pink 💗


It wasn’t great. It was filmed from an arena tour in 2012, the year after the whole Occupy Wall Street movement, and Jesus and his followers were protestors camping out on the steps. Sporty Spice and the guy who played Judas both had crunchy white people dreadlocks. The Pharisees were Wall Street types and Romans were corporate types. It was edited in with news reports and social media posts on the big screen that just felt out of place.

We also watched the 1973 version last week, it was filmed like a regular musical movie, not a live stage performance. It was very…hippies in the desert.

It’s been years since I’ve seen the (2018?) live stage version with John Legend, but I remember that one being infinitely better. The guy who played Aaron Burr in Hamilton (3 names, 1 of them Dixon, forgot the other 2) was great as Judas, Sarah Barrielles(sp?) was good as Mary Magdalene and well…you can’t beat Alice Cooper as King Herod!
Okay, now I have my head full of Alice singing "Welcome to Jerusalem, hey yayyay,,,"
 
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