Sex & Shenanigans

I've had yoga pants on once in my life. Because my wife wondered I'd hers would fit me. All I can say is I'm a sexy bitch.
Listen...
There's something about a man in some skinny joggers and an oversized hoodie....
 
I'm up for the day already. I got a full 8 hours!

Slacker. I've been up for 4 hours already! 😉
But he’s 5 hours behind you, so doesn’t that mean you slept in an hour later than he did?
(…asks the slacker whose alarm went off at 1pm to tuck a Brit in)

Jesus LOVES us all.
Cool cool. I think the other guy needed a break from me today anyway
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Well, I watched some porn with Roman soldiers and a cross... I did my Easter tradition.
That sounds way better than the stage version of Jesus Christ Superstar with Sporty Spice as Mary Magdalene that I watched on Peacock yesterday 🤣
 
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