Sex & Shenanigans

[AuntieDisco]

Little do you know I’m soooooo boring, so there (that came out wrong)

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[BrendaBear]

So… I must conclude you are a missionary then. Got it!

For the record… please notice, I NEVER said @SalaciousMonkey22 preferred the missionary position. My leap of logic was to say that Rexie himself is a missionary.

Those two things are not the same. I mean, c’mon, to make an inference as thin as that is so…. Wait… thinking… thinking… nevermind.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Little do you know I’m soooooo boring, so there (that came out wrong)

Did you mean .... I am so missionary??

Maybe you spelled hung wrong??

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@LupineOne I think you posted the meme that I said I was tempted to make for family dinner this weekend? I added feet

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[lavendersilk]

And here I thought you were adventurous.

Where did you get that idea?

 

[LupineOne]

@LupineOne I think you posted the meme that I said I was tempted to make for family dinner this weekend? I added feet

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Perfect

 

[lavendersilk]

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[AuntieDisco]

Where did you get that idea?

Hey we all learn
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[Whiskeyjack]

Well fuck.
Around here it's tradition to have a big ham dinner.

But I see someone's serving CAKE.
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[Bry1313]

I live life on the edge. Just the other day I didn’t even check the date on my milk. (I had just bought it…..but carpe Diem anyways)

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

No, in fact you besmirched it. If you go to a new ice cream place, vanilla will also tell you if they make good ice cream in general




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I hope you and @Lmizzler are happy together.

 

[Bry1313]

I hope you and @Lmizzler are happy together.

He’s my number 1 fan.

 

[__Nathan1968]

accurate. Simplicity is not the same as boring. Good vanilla rules.

Vanilla’s fine. So is chocolate. But given the choice, I’m licking peach all night long.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

He’s my number 1 fan.

I love that for you.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Facts!!! I sometimes wonder what I did to me to make me hate me so much to say such mean things.

Brenda, you're legit one of the kindest and funnest posters on Lit. Your body is beautiful, but more importantly, you're a beautiful person on the inside. If anyone doesn't deserve the self hate, it's you.

@BrendaD it’s half a day later, but it’s important enough to repeat again. Every, single time I’m on Lit I think to myself how hilarious you are without ever being anything other than kind and supportive. I love when people’s outsides match their beautiful insides

 

[lavendersilk]

He’s my number 1 fan.

Speaking of besmirching...

 

[Bry1313]

Speaking of besmirching...

I get nothing but positivity from him. (Looks at rest of posts to me) which is different from others. Especially my pics.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

A simple proposal based on how tired I feel and how annoyed I am at having to go back to work tomorrow:

No fucking holidays on Sundays. Hundreds of years of religious tradition? That's nice. Sundays are for rest, motherfucker. Easter Saturday? Good ring to it, I think.

 

[Bry1313]

A simple proposal based on how tired I feel and how annoyed I am at having to go back to work tomorrow:

No fucking holidays on Sundays. Hundreds of years of religious tradition? That's nice. Sundays are for rest, motherfucker. Easter Saturday? Good ring to it, I think.

Another reason Thanksgiving is a great holiday. Happens on Thursday. Four day weekend, and food and drink centric. It’s the best.

 

[BrendaBear]

@BrendaD it’s half a day later, but it’s important enough to repeat again. Every, single time I’m on Lit I think to myself how hilarious you are without ever being anything other than kind and supportive. I love when people’s outsides match their beautiful insides

Thank you so much… that really means so much to me.

 

[BrendaBear]

accurate. Simplicity is not the same as boring. Good vanilla rules.

So… I must conclude you are a missionary then. Got it!

Um… you aren’t mad at me right, Monkey? You usually are a posting canary and I made my joke and you stopped singing… sorry if I offended you, I just thought it was funny.

 

[lavendersilk]

Um… you aren’t mad at me right, Monkey? You usually are a posting canary and I made my joke and you stopped singing… sorry if I offended you, I just thought it was funny.

He most definitely is not offended by you at all. Just gonna go out on a limb and answer for him.

 

[Codeman93]

Happy Easter for those that celebrate it!

 

[BrendaBear]

He most definitely is not offended by you at all. Just gonna go out on a limb and answer for him.

I was just expecting a fun monkeylicious volley and he went so quiet…. Kind of freakin me out… he never goes quiet.

 

[dawn_of_night]

A simple proposal based on how tired I feel and how annoyed I am at having to go back to work tomorrow:

No fucking holidays on Sundays. Hundreds of years of religious tradition? That's nice. Sundays are for rest, motherfucker. Easter Saturday? Good ring to it, I think.

I think you need a massage, like one that lasts for an hour and focused on all your inner demons and yea...