Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Throw on some lingerie and give it a try

Well, I don't really have the ass for it, but I can give it a shot...

Oh, yeah, I'm shy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I realized I need to just stop buying toys cause I always revert back to the same 2 or 3 favorites

How many fleshlights you own!?!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I realized I need to just stop buying toys cause I always revert back to the same 2 or 3 favorites

Seriously though... I have a half a dozen glass toys that are still in original packages because ....
Where's the bullet babe? .... Is all I ever hear.... Welp if it's what works don't fucking change it... That's all I got to say fellas.... And ladies...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thank you

I always wonder if I'm a silver or gold jewelry girl but I like both.

Post a silver one and we will let you know?

I think the gold chain is more feminine. Actually, rose gold is my favorite. I have silver chain clamps but they look so industrial.

 

[morelikeasong]

I realized I need to just stop buying toys cause I always revert back to the same 2 or 3 favorites

Sameeeee. I have so many toys and I get off with the same combo of two (you know which ) almost every time.

But… I still buy more.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m so fucking behind on my reviews
And I have a new toy coming too lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, I don't really have the ass for it, but I can give it a shot...

Oh, yeah, I'm shy.

Do it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, I don't really have the ass for it, but I can give it a shot...

Oh, yeah, I'm shy.

To paraphrase Angelica from earlier today, speak to yourself as you speak to the ladies here. Is there literally any women here you’d tell that they didn’t have the ass for it? Just saying

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How many fleshlights you own!?!

That's not a nice thing to call @Indie

 

[UnquietDreams]

47 minutes, and it's gone!? That's it, I'm just going to train my cat to smash F5 on this thread from now on.

THANK YOU! Damn photos going poof...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sameeeee. I have so many toys and I get off with the same combo of two (you know which ) almost every time.

But… I still buy more.

That's really the best combo

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's not a nice thing to call @Indie

I would NEVER. And you’re a dirty dirty bird for even suggesting such a thing. My stars and garters.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes! I have a sex toy review thread. It’s not just me, though I did take pride in some very in depth reviews of my toys. And I have like 5 toys I still need to review and I keep saying I’m going to do it but I’m terrible at holding myself accountable without consequences or deadlines soooooooooo maybe tomorrow

 

[UnquietDreams]

Rookie mistake! You should ALWAYS tell @Indie she has a cute butt


Again, I say: come to the brat side, we have lollipops! You can indulge the small voice that wants to be told what to do, and if it’s something you don’t actually want to do, you can be a brat about it and get spanked…which works out perfectly if you happen to enjoy a good spanking
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Oh, please, please, please choose "make me!"

 

[crazychemgirl]

So i must have a great relationship with a lot of people here.

You know you do dumbum

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

True story my wife buys the plain M&M’s all the time and it took me about three years to realize she actually preferred them to peanut M&M’a and wasn’t just buying them because it meant I wouldn’t raid her stash. It just did not compute that people could really like them there’s just so many better options. But as I said like what you like even if I don’t get it

Reese’s pieces for one

Reese’s Pieces and every other type of M&M’s are miles better than plain M&M’s, but plain aren’t BAD, per se. 6.8/10. Would still nom them

 

[Nightbird]

I would NEVER. And you’re a dirty dirty bird for even suggesting such a thing. My stars and garters.

Did someone say Dirty Bird?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I would NEVER. And you’re a dirty dirty bird for even suggesting such a thing. My stars and garters.

She does like me dirty dirty. And I think she likes garters. And suggestive things. And starfishes...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Brains are the worst.

Some zombie you are going to be...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did someone say Dirty Bird?

Another @OrdinaryPerson alt huh?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You know you do dumbum

I read this as "dumb dumb" in my voice first then I noticed it was "dumbum" and your voice saying it popped in my head

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She does like me dirty dirty. And I think she likes garters. And suggestive things. And starfishes...

That’s not what she said when I suggested garters…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Another @OrdinaryPerson alt huh?

No, he doesn't eat rice. I can't claim that one

 

[Nightbird]

Another @OrdinaryPerson alt huh?

I most certainly am not

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know you do dumbum

Is that as opposed to smartass?