Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

That’s creepy.

IKR? That is exactly why it tickles me.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Update, yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’ll be okay, but I feel like I dyed inside

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[UnquietDreams]

Awww... I like Hatchet Face.

Crybaby is under appreciated trash.

 

[lavendersilk]

Awww... I like Hatchet Face.

Crybaby is under appreciated trash.

I love John Waters.

 

[BrendaBear]

I almost missed this! You sneaky girl!

I know you typed “Sneaky girl” but I clearly hear that as…
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I hope she doesn’t eat you now.

Oh… wait… that would be fine here…

 

[jason28053]

I just the note that Pluto wrote NASA

Dear NASA,
Your Mom thought I was big enough!
Sincerely,
Pluto

 

[vagrantx]

I just the note that Pluto wrote NASA

Dear NASA,
Your Mom that I was big enough!
Sincerely,
Pluto

I think you accidentally a few words there, friend!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ll cook you what ever you want

I'll take the 6oz filet w/Brussels please!

 

[Bry1313]

Are you gonna send some jackhammering?

Duh

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We don’t celebrate Easter but my son wanted something to look forward to/celebrate for Sunday so I made up The Great Chocolate Chip Celebration
We will celebrate by eating at least one chocolate chip on top of every food we eat for the day.

I like how there’s flexibility in at least one…but it could be like 50 chocolate chips on top of a waffle

We do ham and seafood on Easter.
Maybe we should keep our particular traditions separate.

Yes, keep your seafood over there and I’ll join The Great Chocolate Chip Celebration

Well, wasn’t it originally a pagan spring festival about procreation or something? Thus all the “eggs” which of course make no sense in a Christian sense whatsoever… and easter bunny?

Should we all just go fuck like rabbits???

1) Nothing about Christianity makes sense, and yes, they appropriated all the pagan holidays.
2) Yes.

I mean, rabbits don’t seem to have a lot of staying power and the furious jackhammering seems… painful.

Speak for yourself!

Okay… I have no knowledge about rabbit sex, I just thought they were prolific in their activities. I didn’t mean to imply we adopt their their techniques… maybe they pull their ears, or call each other dirty rabbit names, I don’t really know…

I mean…I think if myself as more of a cat, but I could get on board with that

I can't say I've actually observed their species procuring activities, but I'm going to go with the approval repeated, enthusiastic sex, rather than "furious jackhammering" I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

I also haven’t observed their procreating habits, but…what about enthusiastic jackhammering?

I mean, I’m hoping sex is always enthusiastic…

This Friday calls for more orgasms… who’s with me?

Always!

What if you're into some furious jackhammering? AFAF

It’s me, I’m the friend

Hard yes, hard & fast...might start a fire

More lube or sufficient natural lubrication should help reduce the friction and fire risk

View attachment 2332509Not a big Easter guy but this book is beautiful and I still regularly just look at the pictures in it.

Read it to us?

Lol, I havecto hide my boobs at work, no one takes me seriously if I don't. Think more along the lines of a black shift dress with high neck line

Preach girl.... Can't remember the last time I wore something deep collared to work Buttoned up blouses and sports bras, or the IT chick gets mansplained into oblivion.

As a member of the overendowed titty brigade I have decided that I'm done hiding them. I'm not inappropriate about it, at work especially... But I no longer am going to worry about some cleavage showing otherwise I'd have to wear turtlenecks for the rest of my life.

The titties are out and proud.

I can’t stand high necklines. The boobs tug at them and they feel like they’re trying to strangle me all day People will just have to deal with the presence of both boobs and brains

 

[Codeman93]

I'll take the 6oz filet w/Brussels please!

I make my Brussels with olive oil garlic and parm cheese

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love John Waters.

And I mean trash with the most admiration.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

- Ma'am, they're charging up their explanations!
- Understood. Battle stations everyone, shields up. Deploy the boob drapes! Cover all vulnerabilities!

https://i.ibb.co/tQLw6Bh/image.png

Ugh…hate that you feel you have to cover them up! But also, that sweater looks so warm and comfy and snuggly

Not to take away from the conversation, but just thought this was funny af....
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I mean…that particular guy and his skinny jeans aren’t doing it for me, but I love when guys have the confidence to let their inner nerd out! Like…if @SalaciousMonkey22 or @Whiskeyjack wore that vest…

I'd wear the shit out of that vest. Nothing sends me as much as a woman in a nerdy outfit. Takes confidence, humour, and hints we share an interest.

Exactly!

I don't care at all in my day to day life. However, I specialize in new construction and have to deal with developers & contractors daily. All are religious, middle aged men who cannot believe that intellect and boobs exist in the same body. I hate it, but it is what it is

Tell them I said they can all go ride the jackhammer

 

[MissLabelled]

Is anyone here familiar with the Long Beach area? I will be there in July for a few days and just wondering what “locals” would recommend visiting.

 

[vagrantx]

Tell them I said they can all go ride the jackhammer

Uhhhh.... Occupied!

 

[lavendersilk]

I make my Brussels with olive oil garlic and parm cheese

I make mine with olive oil, sea salt, garlic and roast them in the oven until they are brown.

 

[Nicefella]

I make mine with olive oil, sea salt, garlic and roast them in the oven until they are brown.

Ohhhhhhh me so horny. Hungry. Me so hungry.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I make mine with olive oil, sea salt, garlic and roast them in the oven until they are brown.

I consider them shrubbery and plant them around my daughter's Barbie Dream house...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ohhhhhhh me so horny. Hungry. Me so hungry.

Welcome to my OnlyPans ...

 

[Nicefella]

Welcome to my OnlyPans ...

Classic!!!
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[vagrantx]

Welcome to my OnlyPans ...

Let's rob an asian kitchen
or go for a stroll down the block
in either way, girl
we're taking a wok

- Bo Burnham

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is anyone here familiar with the Long Beach area? I will be there in July for a few days and just wondering what “locals” would recommend visiting.

What kinda things you interested in? I’m more familiar with the Seal/Sunset beach area though. The aquarium is very nice if you can put up with the crowds.

 

[Codeman93]

I make mine with olive oil, sea salt, garlic and roast them in the oven until they are brown.

I’ve done them like that to!

 

[BodieOhl]

Is anyone here familiar with the Long Beach area? I will be there in July for a few days and just wondering what “locals” would recommend visiting.

The Queen Mary was cool, I'd stay there on my next visit, didn't realize it was a hotel at first. There's a submarine tour right there too. Apart from that, I was there to visit the port.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Duh