Sex & Shenanigans

[LustfulIntentions2]

If anyone needs a hug this morning!
(I’ve been recording stories for my kids’ TonieBox)

You do have a super soothing and kind voice

 

[morelikeasong]

Is there anything better than waking up with no alarm on a government declared holiday that is based on a religious holiday that you don’t celebrate and therefore don’t give 2 fucks about

We don’t celebrate Easter but my son wanted something to look forward to/celebrate for Sunday so I made up The Great Chocolate Chip Celebration
We will celebrate by eating at least one chocolate chip on top of every food we eat for the day.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

We don’t celebrate Easter but my son wanted something to look forward to/celebrate for Sunday so I made up The Great Chocolate Chip Celebration
We will celebrate by eating at least one chocolate chip on top of every food we eat for the day.

We do ham and seafood on Easter.
Maybe we should keep our particular traditions separate.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We do ham and seafood on Easter.
Maybe we should keep our particular traditions separate.

You don't want to try chocolate on ham or your shrimp cocktail? Where's your sense of adventure

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We don’t celebrate Easter but my son wanted something to look forward to/celebrate for Sunday so I made up The Great Chocolate Chip Celebration
We will celebrate by eating at least one chocolate chip on top of every food we eat for the day.

I think I may start celebrating this too!

 

[crazychemgirl]

We don’t celebrate Easter but my son wanted something to look forward to/celebrate for Sunday so I made up The Great Chocolate Chip Celebration
We will celebrate by eating at least one chocolate chip on top of every food we eat for the day.

This is the best tradition I can think of.

 

[BrendaBear]

This is the best tradition I can think of.

Well, wasn’t it originally a pagan spring festival about procreation or something? Thus all the “eggs” which of course make no sense in a Christian sense whatsoever… and easter bunny?

Should we all just go fuck like rabbits???

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, wasn’t it originally a pagan spring festival about procreation or something? Thus all the “eggs” which of course make no sense in a Christian sense whatsoever… and easter bunny?

Should we all just go fuck like rabbits???

Is it just me … or are Easter bunnies creepy AF

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is it just me … or are Easter bunnies creepy AF

I don't know what you mean.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So always dressed, dressed? Or always dressed for working at home, as in mostly not dressed? Or half time from home so half-dressed all of the time?

I am pro all of theses options, just so you know.

I can be called away to meet with a client at any moment. So, my hair & makeup are always done, and I'm always dressed professionally, or in a way that I can throw on a blazer quickly and look good

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well, wasn’t it originally a pagan spring festival about procreation or something? Thus all the “eggs” which of course make no sense in a Christian sense whatsoever… and easter bunny?

Should we all just go fuck like rabbits???

Yes, I support this 100%

 

[cole4258]

Well, wasn’t it originally a pagan spring festival about procreation or something? Thus all the “eggs” which of course make no sense in a Christian sense whatsoever… and easter bunny?

Should we all just go fuck like rabbits???

I second this motion

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, I support this 100%

I mean, rabbits don’t seem to have a lot of staying power and the furious jackhammering seems… painful.

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean, rabbits don’t seem to have a lot of staying power and the furious jackhammering seems… painful.

Okay… I have no knowledge about rabbit sex, I just thought they were prolific in their activities. I didn’t mean to imply we adopt their their techniques… maybe they pull their ears, or call each other dirty rabbit names, I don’t really know…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can be called away to meet with a client at any moment. So, my hair & makeup are always done, and I'm always dressed professionally, or in a way that I can throw on a blazer quickly and look good

Well that’s unfortunate… though there’s something to be said for upskirt sexy activities

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, rabbits don’t seem to have a lot of staying power and the furious jackhammering seems… painful.

I can't say I've actually observed their species procuring activities, but I'm going to go with the approval repeated, enthusiastic sex, rather than "furious jackhammering" I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can't say I've actually observed their species procuring activities, but I'm going to go with the approval repeated, enthusiastic sex, rather than "furious jackhammering" I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

I mean, I’m hoping sex is always enthusiastic…

This Friday calls for more orgasms… who’s with me?

 

[Bry1313]

Well, wasn’t it originally a pagan spring festival about procreation or something? Thus all the “eggs” which of course make no sense in a Christian sense whatsoever… and easter bunny?

Should we all just go fuck like rabbits???

Rule of thumb, all the Christian holidays used to be a much sexier and more fun pagan holiday.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can't say I've actually observed their species procuring activities, but I'm going to go with the approval repeated, enthusiastic sex, rather than "furious jackhammering" I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

What if you're into some furious jackhammering? AFAF

 

[MindYaBitness]

What if you're into some furious jackhammering? AFAF

Hard yes, hard & fast...might start a fire

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is it just me … or are Easter bunnies creepy AF

You know why he hides eggs right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not a big Easter guy but this book is beautiful and I still regularly just look at the pictures in it.

 

[MissLabelled]

I am vocally on record regarding how much I love reading out loud and being read to?

This is wonderful. Thank you.

My DMs are open.

 

[Amanda330]

View attachment 2332509Not a big Easter guy but this book is beautiful and I still regularly just look at the pictures in it.

My mom used to read that to us. I love that book.

 

[vagrantx]

I don't know what you mean.
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