Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

"There's nothing wrong with Ohio. Except the snow and the rain..."

Those are Ohio’s best traits

 

[MissLabelled]

Good night!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have to walk the dog. In the rain.

Gulp

Wait.... What about the bottle??

 

[Bry1313]

Can’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?

Why is their limp dick talk happening? That’s so sad.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean… I’m currently listening to Informer by Snow … if that gives you any idea of my music taste.

Oh fuck, I haven't thought about that song forever.

I am listening to it now. Thank you.

I lick he boom-boom down...

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

You know how sometimes you scroll down the homepage and a thread name catches your eye? Tonight that thread was 'Naming your dildos'.

I did not even scroll back up to see what sub it was in. I mean, if that helps you all keep 'em straight, god bless ya.

 

[UnquietDreams]

sexy lunch time

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That is...that is lovely is what that is.

 

[Bry1313]

That made me both happy and horny simultaneously

It’s been almost 30 hours since someone said something like that to me

 

[Amanda330]

ME TOO!!!!! I become an animated version of myself. And since I have to drink before attending any social function for the most part, I’m primed in to be entertaining. Put on a good show. Thank you booze

Me too. I will dance and sing and be silly... Until I pass out. Lol

 

[Amanda330]

You know how sometimes you scroll down the homepage and a thread name catches your eye? Tonight that thread was 'Naming your dildos'.

I did not even scroll back up to see what sub it was in. I mean, if that helps you all keep 'em straight, god bless ya.

I just have the one. It's not named. It just gives me orgasms

 

[Bry1313]

That is...that is lovely is what that is.

Game respect game

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yet always better than Ohio

"There's nothing wrong with Ohio. Except the snow and the rain..."

I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone who has lived in Ohio and doesn’t hate it

Indie and I never start a new thread. If we want to communicate via PM we have to scroll back through a bazillion pages until we find the message thread titled “TWAT”.

As it should be! One message thread per person is the way to go

Does this mean I made it here?

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All that means is that he has a 6th sense for amazing tits. Don't let him hear you say that

He really does

Where IS @Mr_bogey ??

You have to summon the Bogey-man with boobs. I don’t make the rules

That's me brother.

Trying to figure out whether you mean to say “that’s me, brother” or “that’s my brother.” World of difference!

The penis prejudice is palpable.

Feel free to post a helicockter or other dick trick over in @morelikeasong ’s Siren Songs and Helicockters thread and we’ll ooh and ahh over it there

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

There’s a fine line between witty and sloppy. And it keeps moving.

Truth.
There is a mathematical formula to this. Know the line beforehand

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Trying to figure out whether you mean to say “that’s me, brother” or “that’s my brother.” World of difference!

Whoops - meant MY.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s apparently a true story based on the artist being arrested for murder.

Okay, but the weird part about "Informer" isn't that it was based a true story.

It is that it exists at all.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Me too. I will dance and sing and be silly... Until I pass out. Lol

I float around the room chatting with people (this is easier if you’re attending a social event featuring people you actually enjoy) and then I throw a smoke bomb and disappear

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone who has lived in Ohio and doesn’t hate it

I lived 40 miles away, that was close enough.

 

[Amanda330]

I float around the room chatting with people (this is easier if you’re attending a social event featuring people you actually enjoy) and then I throw a smoke bomb and disappear

That's the way to do it...

 

[HeavyBalls]

I just get talkative...

 

[Nicefella]

Feel free to post a helicockter or other dick trick over in @morelikeasong ’s Siren Songs and Helicockters thread and we’ll ooh and ahh over it there

My cock is very plebeian in comparison.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s been almost 30 hours since someone said something like that to me

Your tagline is doing it for me right now

 

[Nicefella]

I just have the one. It's not named. It just gives me orgasms

Call it “The1”

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes, you and @Bry1313 will be the only people working.
He's a wanker too. Maybe you guys can keep each other company

I am working tomorrow, but I have the next nine days off after...so...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My penis is forever being harmed.

Sorry, I’ll try to be more careful next time

I think I missed the party

The party never stops!

Shit, At what age am I supposed to stop spanking it? I must be getting close!

Never?

It's all good. I drink very very rarely these days. Tonight was just the last evening living with my ex so we made food and drank a lot of wine.

I kept fucking my last ex for 2 months while broken up, right until the morning he took me to the airport. The dick was THAT good

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sorry, I’ll try to be more careful next time


The party never stops!


Never?


I kept fucking my last ex for 2 months while broken up, right until the morning he took me to the airport. The dick was THAT good

Tell us more about dat dick Kitty! Mew mew mew!!!