Sex & Shenanigans

[RaineDrops]

I feel like I owe you guys something for all those bad memes. @crazychemgirl should teach meme lessons.

Very pretty

(Emoji fix for @jason28053)

 

[Codeman93]

Shrimp scampi. Need help eating it?

I do always make extra

 

[Bbl87]

Shrimp scampi. Need help eating it?

Funny shrimp scampi story...

When I was in college, me and some friends decided to make Red Lobster regret offering all you can eat shrimp. You get to select 2 or 3 kinds, and every single one of us picked scampi as one of them because why not.

The amount of shrimp we ate per person was absurd.

We all found out 2-4 hours later what that amount of butter and oil from shrimp scampi can do to your digestive system.

Still 100% worth it though.

 

[jason28053]

Very pretty

Fix your emoji please

 

[RaineDrops]

Fix your emoji please

FIFY

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

THESE are blanket burritos!

I have a couple of these! One was gifted to me by a Litster. They're our favorite blankets!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sorry, I’m Boston loyal

I root for the Red Sox, Mariners and Blue Jays … 2 cities I’ve lived in and the only Canadian team.

I like baseball.

I do miss the Expos!

My wife is a diehard Mets fan. My parents are from Rhode Island so I have a sentimental attachment to the Red Sox.

In case anyone here somehow doesn’t already know…I am a BIG Dodgers fan!
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[MindYaBitness]

I do always make extra

I can't eat sea bugs

 

[jason28053]

In case anyone here somehow doesn’t already know…I am a BIG Dodgers fan!
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Take me out to the ball game lol

 

[lavendersilk]

Very pretty

(Emoji fix for @jason28053)

What was it before that one lol?

 

[lavendersilk]

In case anyone here somehow doesn’t already know…I am a BIG Dodgers fan!
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I think I'm a Dodgers fan now...

 

[HeavyBalls]

I work from home most of the time and only wear pants about 10% of the time. If I actually put them on, they’re usually yoga pants. And that’s a special occasion reserved for when I have to sign for a package and have already inadvertently flashed the neighbors and delivery person too many times that week

I just wear boxers...

 

[vagrantx]

I just wear boxers...

I, too, would like to drape myself in Holly Holm.

 

[Codeman93]

I can't eat sea bugs

I’ll cook you what ever you want

 

[RaineDrops]

What was it before that one lol?

Sneaky girl.

 

[RaineDrops]

I, too, would like to drape myself in Holly Holm.

Holly fuck! Is there enough space for two? I’m very tiny.

 

[BodieOhl]

In case anyone here somehow doesn’t already know…I am a BIG Dodgers fan!
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You're welcome for Mookie. We miss him.

 

[jason28053]

Update, yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’ll be okay, but I feel like I dyed inside

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If anyone needs a hug this morning!
(I’ve been recording stories for my kids’ TonieBox)

Can I wake up to your voice everyday?

Oh, this is literally the best thing ever. Ever. I am grinning like an idiot.

Subscribed.

It is 1+1 so you hug me and I will hug you

That made me smile. Thank you.

I am vocally on record regarding how much I love reading out loud and being read to?

This is wonderful. Thank you.

I make no claims about it being as cute as @morelikeasong ’s story, because that was fucking ADORABLE, but here’s me reading The Night Before Christmas:

I suppose it surprises no one that I’m sorta a morning person

Not at all Just like it should surprise no one that I’m a nocturnal insomniac vampire kitty!

I can post The Very Hungry Caterpillar tomorrow?

Absolutely!

Do you take requests? Because Boynton's Moo Baa La La La or Barnyard Dance would be mine.

I do have both of these

I’m not familiar with either of them, but also yes, more please!

 

[BrendaBear]

Update, yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’ll be okay, but I feel like I dyed inside

 

[RaineDrops]

I make no claims about it being as cute as @morelikeasong ’s story, because that was fucking ADORABLE, but here’s me reading The Night Before Christmas:

If it makes someone smile remember that your job is done.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I feel like I owe you guys something for all those bad memes. @crazychemgirl should teach meme lessons.

lovely view

 

[jason28053]

In other news, two men broke into a local drug store, stole all the Viagra. The police say to be on the lookout for too hardened and criminals.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like I owe you guys something for all those bad memes. @crazychemgirl should teach meme lessons.

I almost missed this! You sneaky girl!

 

[RaineDrops]

That’s creepy.